join our epic minecraft server, where we have no rules and chaos reigns supreme! we call it “Trojan Condoms” cuz we sneak into your world and bring the party with us. imagine riding a llama into battle while wearing a diamond-encrusted tutu, that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and magical potions that will turn you into a flying pig. and don’t even get me started on our pet dragon army, they breathe rainbow fire and love to dance to dubstep.

if you’re looking for a wild ride full of surprises and insanity, then come join us on “Trojan Condoms” and see what kind of mayhem you can unleash. just remember, anything goes on our server, so be prepared for the unexpected.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
Zombie Dances: 9 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 33
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Enchantments Applied: 84
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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