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Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 6
Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Living Statues Befriended: 2
Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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