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Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 105/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 20
Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Endless Night Skies: 3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Towns Built: 5
Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Alien Abductions: 1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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