Updated November 21, 2024
Players: | 107/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 34 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 13 |
Chimeras Created: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 8 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to never bully anyone, especially not an autistic cancer patient. Why, you ask? Because if you do, his mom will apparently deepthroat you and let you…uh, engage in some questionable activities with her. And trust us, you do not want to find out what that entails. So come join our server, where the consequences for being a jerk are…interesting, to say the least.