join this epic minecraft server where pigs can fly, cows can dance, and creepers tell jokes! we have a secret underground disco party every night where even the zombies bust a move. our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise, granting wishes and sprinkling glitter on all your builds.

explore our enchanted forests where the trees sing showtunes and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. climb to the top of our rainbow mountains and slide down on a magical unicorn horn.

build a castle made entirely of cheese or a rollercoaster that defies gravity. challenge the ender dragon to a dance-off or race against a pack of speedy turtles.

come join us for the craziest, most absurd minecraft experience of your life! you’ll never want to leave this wacky wonderland of fun and frolics. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get this party started!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 105/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Star Shards Collected: 252
Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 41 Evil Twin Fights: 4
Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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