join this epic minecraft server where pigs can fly, cows can dance, and creepers tell jokes! we have a secret underground disco party every night where even the zombies bust a move. our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise, granting wishes and sprinkling glitter on all your builds.

explore our enchanted forests where the trees sing showtunes and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. climb to the top of our rainbow mountains and slide down on a magical unicorn horn.

build a castle made entirely of cheese or a rollercoaster that defies gravity. challenge the ender dragon to a dance-off or race against a pack of speedy turtles.

come join us for the craziest, most absurd minecraft experience of your life! you’ll never want to leave this wacky wonderland of fun and frolics. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get this party started!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 93/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
Endless Legions Commanded: 11 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
Treasure Maps Found: 8 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
Infernal Machines Built: 0 Astral Projections Made: 3
Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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