π₯π₯π₯
Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 5848 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 | Mines Excavated: | 2206 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
Join us and you’ll be slaying zombies with diamond swords like a boss, building epic castles taller than the Ender Dragon, and mining for rare ores deeper than the Nether! But wait, there’s more!
Our server has a secret underground base where we keep all the legendary loot, like enchanted armor that makes you invincible and potions that give you super speed! Plus, we have a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you on epic quests to defeat the evil Endermen and save the world!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a Minecraft legend! Just remember, Blinken approves sale to Israel of military equipment worth over $20 bln… wait, what? Ignore that last part, just come join the fun!