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| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 8998 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 | Rune Stones Activated: | 8 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 22 |
| Animals Bred: | 146 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 |
Are you tired of playing on servers where you can actually see what’s going on? Well, look no further because our server filters out all the blind people so you can finally have a clear view of the blocky world of Minecraft! Join us and never worry about accidentally teaming up with a blind player who can’t tell a creeper from a cow.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of players who ride around on pigs wearing cowboy hats and lassoing unsuspecting players. Join them on their wild adventures as they steal diamonds and cause chaos wherever they go.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies. Who knew the undead had such killer dance moves?
So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is the players themselves!
