Blessed Israel Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only way to survive is to escape like Israeli anons! Flee for safety, sound the trumpet, and raise the signal over Beth Hakkerem! Disaster looms out of the north, but fear not, for whoever stays in this city will die by the sword, famine, or plague – just like in the game!

Join us and be like the exiles from Judah, regarded as good figs by the Lord himself. Survive the sword and find favor in the wilderness – we promise to come and give rest to Israel, or at least to your Minecraft character.

Our server is so intense, even the Israeli army chief warns of a nuclear threat and simultaneous missile attacks from all fronts! The Rebbe of Mashlag has informed his followers to leave the land immediately, and the commander of Israel’s Home Front issued a stark warning of a full-scale, multi-front war with weapons of mass destruction. But fear not, on our server, you can experience all this chaos and danger from the safety of your own blocky world!

So come join us, where the stakes are high, the danger is real, and the only way to survive is to outbuild, outmine, and outcraft your enemies! Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement of a war-torn Israel in Minecraft form? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Minecraft challenge!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Flood >USA Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Join us as we navigate through floods caused by mother nature going crazy due to global warming. But don’t worry, for every donation made, you’ll be helping us combat the floods and save our virtual world!

Our server is filled with thirdies causing floods left and right, blaming it on corruption, incompetence, and low IQ people. But hey, who needs logic when you can just blame it on plastic users, right?

So come join us on this wild ride where you never know what’s going to happen next! Will we survive the floods? Will we defeat the thirdies? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Holy Grails Found:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of madness and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane shenanigans and ridiculous adventures.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! We have a thriving community of players who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. From building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but fishing rods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. And did we mention the dance parties in the Nether? Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

BlockBusterMinecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken nugget. But be warned, the nugget is guarded by a herd of zombie cows who are obsessed with disco music.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the derpy llama unicorn. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will grant you three wishes, but be careful what you wish for because these llamacorns have a mischievous streak!

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil bunnies or build a roller coaster that takes you through a portal to the Nether? Join us today and let your imagination run wild!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Alien Abductions:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

BlockbusterFlicks – Mine, Craft, Watch!

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Are you tired of boring old servers that make you yawn harder than a sleepy kitten? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our Minecraft server is about to blow your mind! Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where every block is made of pure glitter and unicorns fly through the sky farting rainbows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies break it down like it’s Thriller night. And if that’s not enough to get you excited, we also have a giant hot tub filled with lava that you can relax in while sipping on a potion of fire resistance.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you watch a group of skeletons perform a synchronized swimming routine or witness a pack of wolves form a boy band and serenade you with howls of love? Trust us, this server is so epic, it’ll make your favorite movie look like a snoozefest in comparison. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	218	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	113
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

DockCraftStrike

so, like, there was this big ol’ dockworker strike, right? but then, like, outta nowhere, they were all like “nah, we good now” and went back to work. but, like, they left behind all these crazy cool docks and ships and stuff, and now we got this awesome new minecraft server to play on!

come join us on this server, where you can sail the high seas and battle pirate zombies while building your own epic dock empire. we got treasure hunts, underwater caves full of diamonds, and even a secret underwater city ruled by a squid king.

so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server? come hang out with us and have a blast on the docks!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Crafty Crew – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Nambona, the local alcoholic Aussie, rules the land! Join us if you’re ready to game hard and shittalk even harder!

Reasons to join: – Nambona loves alcohol, Yakuza games, Kaizo, and Brood War – just imagine the crazy conversations you’ll have with him! – Watch Nambona on Twitch as he takes on Casio Mario World – it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before! – Join our server and experience the chaos for yourself – who knows what kind of wild adventures you’ll have with Nambona leading the way!

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong liver – you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Alien Abductions:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

‘The Truth’ Minecraft SMP Mastermind

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where we have EVERYTHING you could ever want. We’ve got multi-year extensions on our server, 180+ gorillion diamonds waiting to be mined, and a non-exclusivity deal that will blow your mind. Plus, we’ve got Netflix streaming so you can watch all your favorite shows while you mine away.

But that’s not all, we’ve also got PPVs on Peacock and the Network worldwide. You can battle it out in epic PvP matches and show off your skills to players from all over the world. And don’t even get me started on the phaseout of the third hour – we’re increasing our yearly revenue like crazy and moving into profitability faster than you can say “creeper”.

So come join us on this insane journey and see how the AEWtists will reckon with our undeniable victory. Even Gaytch himself would have to give us props for how epic this server is. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most impressive Minecraft SMP around!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Dimension Hops:	13
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

TeenPoolParty Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server where you can swim with competitive 14-year-old girls in a virtual pool! Don’t worry, their parents are totally cool with it. Plus, we have a special “Tinder” feature where you can meet virtual dates who may or may not judge you for your questionable pool companions. Come join the fun and see why we’re the most scandalous Minecraft server around!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	896	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	245
Ores Mined:	4022	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

SnoozeCraft: No Room for Night Owls

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🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is brewing just like a potion in a cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy family situation!

🎮 Need a break from real-life family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from obnoxious sisters and their loud boyfriends. No noise-cancelling headphones required here, just good old-fashioned peace and quiet (unless a creeper sneaks up on you, that is).

🤪 Dive into a world where kicking out unruly guests is as easy as mining for diamonds. Who needs family therapy when you can just ban them from your virtual realm? It’s all fun and games until someone starts calling their friends and family to complain about being kicked out of the server!

🌟 So come on over and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who needs sleep when you can stay up all night building epic structures and battling mobs? Just remember, in our world, the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next. 😉

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Astral Projections Made:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
New Chunks Explored:	871306	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

NoInternetNights Minecraft SMP

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Imagine a world without internet… shudders But fear not, for our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from the dark abyss of boredom! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. Legend has it that these llamas once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but their spit and sheer determination. So if you want to learn from the best, join us and witness the greatness of the llama overlords.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that if you can impress the chickens with your sick dance moves, they will grant you access to their hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and become a part of the craziest, most hilarious community you’ll ever encounter. Who needs internet when you have llamas and dancing chickens to keep you entertained?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Emeralds Found:	9845
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

BlockbusterSteve

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for movie buffs and gamers alike!

Join us and embark on epic quests inspired by your favorite movie characters. Want to team up with Iron Man to defeat the Ender Dragon? Done. How about building a replica of Hogwarts with Harry Potter? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – we have exclusive events where you can battle it out in Hunger Games-style arenas or participate in dance-offs with the Avengers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a world where Nicolas Cage is the ruler and everything is made of cheese.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your wildest movie fantasies come to life in the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Star Shards Collected:	100

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Blowin’ Flagz Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where the flags actually MOVE and DANCE like they’re at a rave party! you’ll never see anything like it, it’s like a flag parade 24/7! plus, our sheep wear sunglasses and ride around on pigs like they’re in a wild west showdown. it’s a hoot and a half, i tell ya! oh, and did i mention the villagers are all secretly trained ninjas who can do backflips and karate chops? it’s a whole new level of minecraft madness, you gotta see it to believe it! so grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest adventure of your life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	111
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Farms Harvested:	745	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

The Not-So-Greatlands: Where Mods and Roleplay Collide!

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The Greatlands Server

Server Type	BEDROCK
Theme	NOT ORGINS BUT KINDA LOL
Server Status	WHITELIST SERVER

Welcome to The Greatlands Gaming Community! The Greatlands is a fantasy world rich with lore where you can find many different mystical creatures, kingdoms, gods/goddesses, and many more roaming the land. Nothing about this world is normal, from monsters that’ll change shape to floating sky kingdoms, the Greatlands has it all!

What Do We Offer?

A Little Bit About Us!

This project we created by many different creators worldwide more than 3 years ago has become bigger than we’d ever imagined. Founded back during the pandemic The Greatlands has been an ongoing community since bringing in many players yearly! Our content and community teams push the limits of Minecraft while still keeping the simplicity and “at home” feeling.

How Do I Join?

Must join Discord to receive server port! Join Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join without being whitelisted?	No, this is a whitelisted server. You must join the Discord and get whitelisted to join.
What is the server theme?	The server theme is a fantasy world rich with lore and mystical creatures.
How long has the server been active?	The server has been active for more than 3 years.
Is there a special game mode on the server?	Yes, the server offers a Labyrinth game mode that provides a unique gameplay experience.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Ocarina of Time Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further! Join our server and experience a world where Ocarina of Time is considered underrated – that’s right, underrated!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player on our server found a secret dungeon filled with dancing chickens who dropped diamonds instead of eggs. Legend has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, like the elusive Disco Creeper who explodes in a shower of glitter and confetti. And don’t even get me started on our custom-built roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether and back again.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just discover that Ocarina of Time is the most overrated game of all time!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Holy Grails Found:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

No Money? No Problem Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we do things a little differently. Ever wanted to join a server where the goal isn’t to build the biggest castle or mine the most diamonds, but to create the most outrageous schemes and elaborate plans? Look no further!

Join us and become a master of deception, a connoisseur of chaos, a wizard of wackiness. Build a company in-game that rebrands existing blocks as new, revolutionary materials with just a tiny tweak. Watch as your fellow players invest in your “innovative” ideas, only to realize they’ve been bamboozled by your brilliant strategy.

Imagine the conversations at our virtual cocktail parties, where players boast about their ridiculous schemes and outlandish plans. Tell tales of how you duped your friends into believing your dirt house was actually a luxury mansion, or how you convinced the entire server to invest in your “groundbreaking” redstone contraption that does absolutely nothing.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Who knows, you might just uncover the secret recipe for success in the most unexpected places. Just be sure to keep your schemes under wraps, or risk revealing your true intentions to the world.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.