BlanketBanterCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2319
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things sentimental and quirky! Join us and bring your old, tattered blankets to hang on the virtual walls of our world. Need a cozy spot to cuddle up when you’re stressed? We’ve got you covered (literally)!

Our server is the perfect place to showcase your beloved childhood treasures, no matter how faded or stained they may be. Who needs traditional art when you can have a wall full of nostalgic blankets?

And don’t worry about anyone trying to control your decorating choices here. We fully support your right to display your sentimental items wherever you please, even if it’s in the middle of the living room for all to see.

So come on in and join us for a wild ride of blanket-hanging adventures. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new appreciation for that old, tattered blanket you’ve been holding onto for years. Let’s make some memories and create a space that truly feels like home.

Modern Classic Prison

airdrops, Capes, cells, Challenges, classic, commissary, Community, Cosmetics, costumes, Discord, Drugs, Fishing, Gems, Guards, Koth, MODERN, non-p2w, Playershops, Prison, PvP, Quests, Showcase, Storage, warzone, Website

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5621
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8190
Void Armor Forged:	30	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Crops Grown:	4547	Votes:	5674
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Server Overview:

Server Information:
IP: dnmc.net
Port: 19132
Version: Bedrock

Features:

Classic Prison: Non-OP, grind-based progression system.
PvP Events: Participate in WarZone events like KOTH (King of the Hill), AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.
Non-P2W: The server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players, with limited benefits for donators.
Cosmetics: 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes

Activities & Progression:

Cells: Grow drugs, farm gems, and manage storage.
Quests: NPCs help players progress faster.
Commissary: Sell special items for extra money, especially useful with PlayerShops.
Fishing: Unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward.
Guards: Coming soon to add another layer of challenge.
So Much More: Check out the server to see more

For more details, check our website or join the community on Discord:

Website: https://dnmc.net
Discord: https://discord.gg/SbpyNPB
FryBry Made A Showcase: https://youtu.be/Kd2dl3JR9lU

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, the server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players with limited benefits for donators.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on Bedrock version.
Are there PvP events on the server?	Yes, players can participate in PvP events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.
Can players grow drugs and farm gems on the server?	Yes, players can grow drugs, farm gems, and manage storage in their cells.
Do NPCs help players progress faster?	Yes, NPCs offer quests to help players progress faster on the server.

Royal Crafters 1.21.1

1.21.1, american people, Best President Ever, Checks, Crafters, cryptocurrency, dividends, Doge, Economy, elon musk, Entrepreneurship, finance, innovation, Investment, MONEY, Musk, News, president, royal, Technology, Unilad Tech, US, wealth distribution

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3396
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

OMG, have you heard about this server that’s run by the best president ever? He’s gonna give us Doge dividends from the money he saves the US! Like, what even is reality anymore? Join this server for a wild ride of Doge checks and Musk madness. It’s like living in a meme, but in Minecraft form. Don’t miss out on this chaotic fun, come join us now!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, child friendly, children, family, first dance, injury, kids meals, late night, Liability, Memories, Minecraft, nephew, Niece, open bar, party scene, Pick up, reception, Server, sister, special day, Trust, Wedding, WeddingCraft

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7633
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1846	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Ores Mined:	1945
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family weddings? Look no further! Join our server for a virtual wedding experience where kids are not allowed to crash the party and steal the spotlight.

Our open bar is always stocked with virtual drinks for you to enjoy while you dance the night away without any interruptions from pesky children. We guarantee no kids meals will be served, so you can focus on having a good time without worrying about picky eaters ruining the vibe.

Don’t let your sister dictate your special day – join our server and create the wedding of your dreams without any family drama. Plus, there’s no risk of liability for child injuries or interruptions during your first dance. Trust us, it’s a party scene you won’t want to miss!

BrotherlyBoundaries

BrotherlyBoundaries, buying a second apartment, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, family dynamics, family expectations, family loyalty, Family Support, financial problems, financial support, in-law relationships, marital disagreements, personal boundaries, privacy boundaries, resentment towards in-laws, sharing personal information, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, wedding expenses

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3311
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Animals Bred:	128
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Join our server and leave all the family feuds behind! We promise no in-laws will be invited to your virtual world unless you want them to be. Plus, we offer exclusive discounts on virtual apartments for all players who have dealt with nosy family members. So come join us and build your dream blocky home without any unwanted guests showing up unannounced. Let’s block out the drama and craft some fun together!

KindCraft SMP: Tiny Acts of Kindness

Acts, appreciation, compassion, Empathy, Generosity, Good deed, Grateful, Heartwarming, Human Connection, KindCraft, Kindness, kindness matters, memorable moment, positive impact, Random act of kindness, small gesture, smp, spreading joy, sweet gesture, thoughtful, Tiny, touching gesture, uplifting experience, warm fuzzies

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2847
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	159	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it. We have like, a secret underground base full of diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil villagers. It’s like a mix of Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings but in Minecraft form. Plus, the admin is a literal wizard who can make you fly with just a flick of his wand. And don’t even get me started on the epic pranks we pull on each other. One time, we turned someone’s house into a giant cake and they had to eat their way out. It was hilarious! So come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft adventure ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftyAddicts

addiction, addiction recovery, addiction support, addiction treatment, addictive behaviors, addictive habits, addictive personalities, addictive substances, addictive tendencies, Behavior, compulsion, coping mechanisms, CraftyAddicts, cravings, dependency, habits, Obsession, psychological dependence, self-control, substance abuse, vice

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8517
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7894	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Dimension Hops:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Potions Brewed:	35	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

Are you addicted to building pixelated castles taller than the Eiffel Tower? Are you addicted to mining for diamonds like a crazed prospector from the Wild West? Are you addicted to battling creepers and zombies with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream? Then boy oh boy, do we have the Minecraft server for you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head for protection. Build a rollercoaster that sends you flying into the sky and landing safely in a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions). Fight off an army of killer bunnies that have taken over the land and are plotting to overthrow the server admin (spoiler alert: it’s a chicken in a top hat).

But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its nostrils and can fly you to the moon and back in under 5 minutes. Plus, every Friday night we host a dance party in the Nether where the DJ is a skeleton with a killer taste in music.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the madness begin!

CraftyBaltic Minecraft Server

Baltic region, Baltic Sea, Baltic states, Conflict, CraftyBaltic, crisis management., eastern europe, european security, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global politics, international relations, military deployment, military tension, Minecraft, nato, Political debate, russia, security concerns, Server, Ukraine, US, war preparation

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4235
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Villages Defended:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL END UP IN A BALTIC WAR LIKE UKRAINE! WE HAVE EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY BUILDING CHALLENGES THAT WILL MAKE PUTIN AND BIDEN JEALOUS! COME JOIN US AND BECOME THE ULTIMATE MINECRAFT WARRIOR IN THIS WILD AND WACKY WORLD! WHO NEEDS POLITICS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE BLOCKS?! JOIN NOW OR FACE THE WRATH OF THE BALTIC BEASTS!

ZelenskyCraft: No Dictators Allowed

Allowed, Claim, controversy, criticism, Democracy, dictator, dictators, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, leadership, opposition leader, Politics, Starmer, Statement, Support, trump, uk, Ukraine, world news, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1770
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Zombie Dances:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Potions Brewed:	69
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Gods Slained:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

lol join our epic minecraft server cuz we got zelensky and starmer fighting trump in a virtual battle of the dictators. u can build ur own dictatorship and rule over ur minions with an iron fist or join the resistance and overthrow the oppressive regime. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows for ur entertainment. come join the chaos and mayhem, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Neuralink Doc Ock’s Fun Server

Advancements, Artificial Intelligence, brain-computer interface, Cybernetics, Doc, doc ock, Fun, Future, futuristic, innovation, Lifetime, neural implants, Neuralink, Ocks, Possibilities, Potential, prosthetics, Real Life, robotics, science fiction, Server, speculation, Technology, transhumanism

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	257
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	36	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Love Letters Sent:	16	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have REAL LIFE DOC OCKS running around causing chaos and mayhem! yea you heard right, actual doc ocks with their mechanical arms wreaking havoc everywhere. but don’t worry, you can team up with spider-man and other superheroes to take them down and save the day!

we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and mystery, guarded by a dragon that breathes rainbow fire. only the bravest and most skilled players can conquer this challenge and claim the riches within.

if that’s not enough, we have a floating island where unicorns roam freely and grant wishes to those who are pure of heart. imagine riding a unicorn into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, it’s a sight to behold!

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the wildest and most insane adventures in minecraft history. who knows what other surprises await you in this crazy world we’ve created!

Implant Craft: No Need for Replacement

breast augmentation, breast implant, breast implant fillers, breast implant materials, breast implant removal, breast implant revision, breast implant risks, breast implant safety, breast implant shape, breast implant surgery, breast implant types, breast reconstruction, cosmetic surgery, Craft, Implant, implant complications, Replacement, round shape, Saline, silicone, surgery, teardrop shape

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4343
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a trampoline! our server is like a magical breast implant that never needs replacing, no matter what shape or size it is! we have round boobs, teardrop boobs, silicone boobs, saline boobs, you name it! you won’t need surgery to fix any problems because our server is like a magical boob fairy that grants all your wishes! so come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even some boob-shaped buildings in minecraft!

Ironclad Factions

auction house, competitive, discriminatory language, Duping, Economy, faction warfare, Factions, Fair Play, glitches, intense pvp, Ironclad, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Positive community, Raiding, Skills, strategy, Vanilla like enchantments, Xray

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7976
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Runes Activated:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Farms Harvested:	907	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	pvp.ironcladnetwork.us
Port	25555 (Bedrock supported)
Discord	https://discord.gg/ironcladnetwork

About Us: Welcome to Ironclad Factions Lifesteal, where every battle counts, and every heart is precious. We’re inviting you to join a community that’s built on competitive gameplay, intense PVP, and strategic faction warfare.

What Makes Us Different:

Lifesteal Mechanics: Every player kill grants you an extra heart from the enemy. Survival is key—make every move count!

Custom Enchantments: Enhance your gear with many different vanilla-like enchantments. These custom enchants add depth and strategy to your gameplay, allowing you to tailor your gear for both offense and defense.

Faction Commands: Utilize the default faction commands to claim land, form alliances, and dominate the server.

PVP Enabled: The entire world is your battleground. Whether you’re raiding enemy bases or defending your own, every fight is a chance to prove your strength.

Economy & Trading: Use the /sellhand command to sell items directly from your inventory, manage resources efficiently with our integrated /shop, and engage in the Auction House to trade with other players.

Skill Progression: With McMMO, level up your skills and unlock powerful abilities for an edge in both PVP and PVE.

Rules:

No Hacking/Xray
No Duping
No Homophobic/Racist Language
No Exploits
Respect Staff

Why Join Us? Ironclad Factions Lifesteal offers a competitive experience where strategy, teamwork, and PVP skills are put to the test. Personalize your gameplay with custom enchantments and build mighty factions or engage in open-world combat.

Get Started: Connect to pvp.ironcladnetwork.us and begin your journey today. Join the Discord for updates, events, and support!

Eternal Kingdoms 1.21.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.21.2, Anniversary BGM, Birthday BGM, Bot Recording, Chores, daydream, ETERNAL, game bgm, House Flipper 2, Kingdoms, Member BGM, Members Only, Our Promise, Ouro Kronii General, Rise, shower, skincare, Souten ni Moyu, Thought Experiment Simulator, twitter space, Zatsudan BGM

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3531
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Do you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server ever? Well, let me tell you why you should join this server based on the original content provided.

Reason #1: We have a free chat room where you can chat with other players and talk about random stuff like showering, skincare, and chores. Who wouldn’t want to do that in Minecraft?

Reason #2: We have dank memes and NSFW art tags like #kronillust and #kroniirotic. Get ready to have your mind blown by the creativity on this server.

Reason #3: We have our very own original songs and music videos like “Daydream” and “Rise.” You can vibe to these tunes while building your epic Minecraft creations.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the madness for yourself. Remember to report any schizos and Londoners, and show some love for Kronii! Let’s goooooo!

UglyBoyfriend Minecraft Server

apartment dynamics, Argument, bad taste, Boyfriend, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict, DISHES, inconsiderate, Jealousy, living situation, Losers, Messy, Minecraft, phase, relationship issues, roommate, roommate problems, Server, Tension, Ugly, UglyBoyfriend

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7783
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Star Shards Collected:	224
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild adventure filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From roommate drama to boyfriend battles, we’ve got it all!

Join now and witness the epic showdown between roommates over dirty dishes and messy boyfriends. Will friendships be torn apart? Will alliances be formed? Only time will tell on our server!

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s more entertaining than reality TV, come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a heated argument over who left the creeper in the living room. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

SunscreenSprint

aita, ANNOYED, Beach, Chemical, cold shoulder, Controlling, expensive, free range, Hawaii, healthy, Lazy, organic, Physical, Pregnancy, refusing, ruined vacation, Store, sunscreen, SunscreenSprint, vacation, walk

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2876
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Zombie Dances:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as demanding as a pregnant wife on a strict organic diet? Look no further! Our server will have you walking hours just to find the perfect sunscreen – because apparently, “chemical” sunscreen is so last season. Join us for the ultimate challenge of meeting ridiculous demands and facing the wrath of a hormonal partner. Who needs a relaxing vacation when you can have a virtual world filled with sunscreen drama? Don’t be lazy like our sunscreen-hating player – join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

DOGEsClandestineOpsMinecraftSMP

#classified information, #covert operations, #intelligence gathering, clandestine operations, consequences, crisis management., Doge, DOGEsClandestineOpsMinecraftSMP, Espionage, funding, Government, intelligence agencies, intelligence community, investigation, national security, Protocol, reaction, risk assessment, security measures, Surveillance, Termination

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	156
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25

LMAO imagine if DOGE, the meme coin, was like “oopsies daisies” and shut down a top secret spy mission by mistake. The spies would be like “bruh, we can’t spy no more, thanks a lot DOGE!” But then they realize it was all just a big misunderstanding because DOGE was just trying to fund a new dog park for all the spy dogs. So now they’re all chillin at the dog park, playing fetch and stuff, while the spies are like “well, I guess we’ll just have to find a new job now.” Join our Minecraft SMP for more wacky adventures like this, where anything can happen, even DOGE messing up spy missions! Let’s gooooooo! 🤪🐶🕵️‍♂️ #SpyDogs4Life