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| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 4718 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 6 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t go hungry like this poor elementary school teacher! Join us and feast like a king (or queen) with our virtual fine dining experiences that won’t break the bank.
Our software engineer players may have expensive tastes, but don’t worry, we won’t judge you for ordering a side salad or soup. In fact, we encourage it! Who needs to eat out at fancy restaurants when you can dine in style in our pixelated world?
And don’t worry about causing disturbances like the OP in this story – we embrace outrageousness and crazy stories here. So come join us and let your creativity run wild in our Minecraft server!
