Blame Musk in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2411
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	278
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Villages Defended:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Falling into the Void:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how Elon Musk accidentally created a server full of meme-loving, crypto-hating, and absolute mad lads.

Legend has it that one day, Elon Musk was playing Minecraft and accidentally stumbled upon a hidden server where the memes flowed like water and the chaos never ceased. Instead of shutting it down, he decided to join in on the fun and inadvertently created a community that thrived on ridiculousness and absurdity.

Now, this server is a place where you can build your wildest creations, engage in epic battles with other players, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. From giant meme statues to secret underground lairs filled with treasure, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

So, if you’re looking for a place where you can let your meme flag fly high and embrace the chaos, then this is the Minecraft SMP for you. Join us and become a part of the madness today! Just remember, blame it all on Musk.

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4882
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Alien Abductions:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Zombie Dances:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

play.blooh.net:25596

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3439
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Votes:	801
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Ores Mined:	866

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

play.mc-oasis.com

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8871
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Void Armor Forged:	13	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

play.goldenleafmc.com

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8230
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

mcfriendly.us

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1444
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

zencraft.cc

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3265
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Falling into the Void:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Magic Items Found:	4721
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	461

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	865
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Magic Items Found:	2277	Zombie Dances:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5748	Mythical Relics Collected:	11

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5079
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	26	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Animals Bred:	59
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	322	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5934
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Void Gems Collected:	35	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Divine Spears Created:	18	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

slomine.si

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2159
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

play.bendersmc.co

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5811
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Gods Slained:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	6776
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

play.carboncraft.xyz

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9594
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Towns Built:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Star Shards Collected:	70
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3352
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Votes:	8906	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7623
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1168	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Divine Spears Created:	20
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Ores Mined:	1374	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

mcservers.oreo.gg

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2402
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Void Gems Collected:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

play.yomnetwork.ca