Blame Musk in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3084
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how Elon Musk accidentally created a server full of meme-loving, crypto-hating, and absolute mad lads.

Legend has it that one day, Elon Musk was playing Minecraft and accidentally stumbled upon a hidden server where the memes flowed like water and the chaos never ceased. Instead of shutting it down, he decided to join in on the fun and inadvertently created a community that thrived on ridiculousness and absurdity.

Now, this server is a place where you can build your wildest creations, engage in epic battles with other players, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. From giant meme statues to secret underground lairs filled with treasure, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

So, if you’re looking for a place where you can let your meme flag fly high and embrace the chaos, then this is the Minecraft SMP for you. Join us and become a part of the madness today! Just remember, blame it all on Musk.

Infinity Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9029
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Enchantments Applied:	177	Emeralds Found:	7171
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	271

Survival Custom non-premium Bedrock and Java server, we have a bench, protection blocks, new rpg armor, crates, jobs, clan war, fishing system, bar, auctions, missions, votes, dungeons, pvp arena, rank up, marketplace , fishing and among other things.

play.infinitycraftnet.com

MatriLand

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	754
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

MatriLand Network is a Java/Bedrock cross-play Minecraft server from Bangladesh. It is a survival server with a custom-made map, economy features, and minigames. Need another reason to join MatriLand Network? How about this: the server tries to stay online 24/7, so it will always be ready to play whenever you are!Discord: https://discord.gg/HbqNbKmpgu Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/matriland

play.matriland.net:25655

Epirate

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9128
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

What can Epirate offer? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Build your own Town and Nation Create your own Block-Built ships Wage Wars against other towns and Nations Guns, Custom Medieval Weapons, PotPVP Live Map of Europe you can view on your browser Custom Hats for Combat Sea Monsters! Cannons and Naval Regions Missions, Seasons, Temperature And so much more i can’t fit in here! Discord – https://discord.gg/c99g8N2zvw

epirate.usga.me:33181

FoundersMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8388
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Love Letters Sent:	17	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Ores Mined:	6161

FOUNDERSMC [1.20.4]

Server IP : foundersmc.survival-zone.comServer is not pay2win. Survival made to be challenging. Lands claiming and fly on claimed plots. Roleplay with mcmmo and jobs. Added content for enchanting, farming, fishing, mining, mobs and spawners. Fair gameplay and effort based ranks. Custom items like wings, armors, weapons and tools.Features: ▫️ Advanced Enchantments ▫️ Auction house▫️ BetterRTP▫️ Chest sorting▫️ Chest shops▫️ Custom item crates▫️ Custom mobs and bosses▫️ Custom tags▫️ Dynamp▫️ Free Ranks with essential perks ▫️ Item broadcast▫️ Item filter▫️ Jobs▫️ Lands claiming▫️ Levelled mobs▫️ Mcmmo▫️ Player warps▫️ Player trading▫️ PyroFarming▫️ PyroFishing▫️ PyroMining▫️ PyroSpawners▫️ Resource worlds▫️ Voting systemDiscord server link: https://discord.gg/5XkQPrFGJV

foundersmc.survival-zone.com

DusKraft Network

Economy, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6582
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Secret Passages Found:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Java and Bedrock Survival Custom: Daily and weekly Koth Mina PVP, Arena PVP, Bosses Rankups, Custom Trades, etc… Custom Enchantments

mc.duskraft.com

Sword

PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8909
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Buildings Constructed:	22	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Votes:	9018	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Enchantments Applied:	284
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Secret Passages Found:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Gladius prides itself on creating a fun anarchy environment without the hacking. Gladius offers no pay-to-win, no land claim, and little rules. Players are free to kill each other and do whatever they want all night long! Start a society? Raid everyone? Survive solo on the edge of the world? Gladius is the place for you!SEMI-ANARCHY, NO LAND CLAIM, NO CRYSTAL PVPDISCORD: https://discord.gg/28dC355FWn

147.135.31.189

Noxian Network

Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5214
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Divine Spears Created:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Our server has everything you need, including a fantastic adventure through survival, custom and classic modes, along with many more pvp-focused modes such as: ffa and boxpvp.And if you’re a Bedrock user, don’t worry: we’ve got you covered! Simply connect to our server using the IP address bd.noxian.xyz and the default port 19132. Join us today and discover the best Minecraft experience!

mc.noxian.xyz

CafeSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4142
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Chimeras Created:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	16	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

[BEDROCK SUPPORT] [ JAVA SUPPORT] [NEWLY RELEASED SMP] smp.cafe is the much-needed, new, and exciting network providing a fresh, up-to-date, and continuously polished experience that caters to any player, from the total newbie to the polished veteran. Currently featuring the Survival gamemode.

join.smp.cafe

GoVibe

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4314
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Ores Mined:	9354	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

Need a server? MineVibe is a brand new Lifesteal SMP server filled with tons of amazing features! We have an active playerbase, weekly events, and much more! See you there!

join.minevibe.fun

Void Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2097
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Animals Bred:	192	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Villages Defended:	9

Void Realms We’re a community-oriented server that was created by the players, for the players. We offer traditional servers with our own unique twist you won’t find anywhere else.Skyblock: – Slimefun, Harvesters (Androids/Minions), Liquid Tanks, Cargo Transport, Machines, Island Top, Quests, Tinker’s Construct, Player Ranks, Chest Shops, Admin Shop, and more!Towny: – Custom Town Plugin System, Slimefun, Graves, RPG Style Skills, Custom Mobs, Player Ran Economy, Pwarps, PyroMining, PyroFishing, PyroFarming, Custom Terrain, Custom Enchants, Jobs, Mob Arena, Regenerating Structure Loot, Custom Items, and more!Creative: – Plots, WorldEdit, Decorative Heads, Vote Shop!Extra Info: ⮞ Bedrock + Java Compatible! ⮞ IP: play.voidrealms.net ⮞ Java Port: 25565 ⮞ Bedrock Port: 19132

play.voidrealms.net

Pump Power

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	732
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Gods Slained:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15

PumpKraft is a modded MC community welcoming new players! We currently are hosting a BRAND NEW Prominence 2 [RPG] server ready to join! With custom commands (tpa/homes/warps), active staff, and regular special events I’m sure you’ll have a great time in our community!

pr2.pumpkraft.net

PixelGrew

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7385
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

The 1.20 Minecraft Earth Server with exciting gameplay and unique features!IP: play.pixelgrew.net Bedrock IP: bedrock.pixelgrew.net Bedrock port: 19132Discord: https://discord.gg/MXyTb7mV63

play.pixelgrew.net

PortalMC

Survival

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8076
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Secret Passages Found:	7
Zombie Dances:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Votes:	8147
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Towns Built:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Discover the best survival server. PortalMC is a server with an active community where you can take your own adventure. There are custom boxes with mythical items, villagers to trade op items, different warps to maximize your experience, and much more! Join us!

portalmc.lat:25572

DSBM Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7746
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Dive into ‘DSBM ADVENTURE’ for a unique Minecraft experience! Our server boasts custom-built landscapes, challenging dungeons, and a dynamic quest system to keep you on your toes. Connect with fellow players, form alliances, and showcase your skills. With a dedicated IP at play.dsbm.uk, the journey begins now. Are you ready for the ultimate Minecraft adventure?

Play.dsbm.uk

DinoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3280
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Towns Built:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

DinoSMP is a new 1.20 SMP server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Fossil Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join DinoSMP today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: dinosmp.net Bedrock Port: 19135

dinosmp.net