Blame Musk in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2424
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dimension Hops:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how Elon Musk accidentally created a server full of meme-loving, crypto-hating, and absolute mad lads.

Legend has it that one day, Elon Musk was playing Minecraft and accidentally stumbled upon a hidden server where the memes flowed like water and the chaos never ceased. Instead of shutting it down, he decided to join in on the fun and inadvertently created a community that thrived on ridiculousness and absurdity.

Now, this server is a place where you can build your wildest creations, engage in epic battles with other players, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. From giant meme statues to secret underground lairs filled with treasure, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

So, if you’re looking for a place where you can let your meme flag fly high and embrace the chaos, then this is the Minecraft SMP for you. Join us and become a part of the madness today! Just remember, blame it all on Musk.

NostalgiaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3918
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

mc.nostalgiacraft.fun

ArcherMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3066
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

Number 1 OP server with tons of unique features: plots, gangs, drugs, explosive items, cheapest donor ranks, custom mines, and the ultimate experience! We have rankups from A-Z as well as 26 custom built amazing mines to fit them! All players can have their own plots and gangs! What are you waiting for?! Join now!

mc.archermc.net

SpongeCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7106
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1709
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Enchantments Applied:	295	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

Custom Enchants, Multi SlimeFun Addons, in-game ranks, and more!ABOUT US:A new server, with a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

play.spongecraft.net

Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7347
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Dimension Hops:	15
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

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KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8557
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	22

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

play.koalaservers.net

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6709
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

play.astra-mc.net

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6765
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

play.phloxmc.net

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6838
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

play.mythical-empires.com

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3357
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Void Armor Forged:	25
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Votes:	5289	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7009	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

mc.trekcraft.net

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	599
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Votes:	5220	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

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Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8172
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

mc.ranchncraft.com

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4170
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

jes.earth

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	255
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Void Gems Collected:	23
Dragons Tamed:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

mc.kiraskingdom.com

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	257
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Dimension Hops:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	25

play.townysmp.com

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4973
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Gods Slained:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

drgnshield.com