Blame Musk in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1140
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how Elon Musk accidentally created a server full of meme-loving, crypto-hating, and absolute mad lads.

Legend has it that one day, Elon Musk was playing Minecraft and accidentally stumbled upon a hidden server where the memes flowed like water and the chaos never ceased. Instead of shutting it down, he decided to join in on the fun and inadvertently created a community that thrived on ridiculousness and absurdity.

Now, this server is a place where you can build your wildest creations, engage in epic battles with other players, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. From giant meme statues to secret underground lairs filled with treasure, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

So, if you’re looking for a place where you can let your meme flag fly high and embrace the chaos, then this is the Minecraft SMP for you. Join us and become a part of the madness today! Just remember, blame it all on Musk.

LumaMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1689
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

We’re a TownySMP focused on quality gameplay with a strong and friendly community. On Luma you’ll find tons of fun and unique features such as custom items (custom coded), seasons world (syncs up to real life), item wraps, mcMMO, and of course Towny!

play.lumamc.net

Gratopia

LifeSteal, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6781
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	5663	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3593	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8

[1.20] Just RESET Welcome to the ultimate survival experience! Gratopia combines the excitement of survival with the thrill of an economy-based gameplay. Our community is made up of friendly players who are always eager to help each other out. With our user-friendly features, you’ll find yourself fully immersed in the survival aspect of Minecraft. From gathering resources to trading with other players, you’ll have everything you need to thrive in this virtual world. See you in game! [Java + Bedrock Supported]

gratopia.gg

HibiscusMC

Survival

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3018
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Emeralds Found:	3690
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Endless Night Skies:	3

Step into a unique world unlike others on HibiscusMC: Reimagined – a revolutionary Minecraft Survival experience filled with custom mobs, furniture, blocks, and so much more, all without the need for any mods. Join our amazing community today on 1.19.2/3!

ms.hibiscusmc.com

GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5405
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	493	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: gt.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

gt.craftersland.net

HaxMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5993
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	53	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

HaxMC Public Lifesteal server that have a mechanic of stealing life from players to replenish their own. They are a type of Minecraft SMP server and are often called “lifesteal smp” or ”pvp” servers. HaxMC Server Are 90% More Dangerous While Comparing to other Lifesteal Servers it has custom structure and custom Dark Night System in which it is hard for you to survive! Make Sure to vote daily for keys and stuff! Here you can find a server IP for a public lifesteal smp, for Java edition or Bedrock edition.

play.haxmc.fun

Shaded

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8273
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

play.shaded.gg

Hjonkcraft Servers

Creative, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4803
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Divine Spears Created:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Welcome to Hjonkcraft Servers We are proudly a fully free to play server that has no paid entry and no donation store or micro transactionsWe have multiple servers to play on including Survival / Minigames / Hardcore / CreativeHardcore will reset every month and we give rewards to top hardcore players.Minigames are fully automatic and have their own server on the network, we host minigame Sunday every SundaySurvival has a few quality of life additions including bosses, we will occasionally run a server wide boss rush event. Hjonkcraft is a server that celebrates it’s community and player’s achievements, come be a part of it 🙂

Play.hjonkcraft.com

Arcadia

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8143
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Zombie Dances:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Star Shards Collected:	132

play.mcarcadia.com

Haven Network

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5281
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9296	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Buildings Constructed:	27
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Dive into Haven’s Survival server for an unparalleled adventure featuring unique dungeons, customizable kits, job opportunities, and epic quests with playtime rewards. Take the excitement up a notch on our KitPvP server, where you’ll engage in 1.8 PvP mechanics, climb leaderboards, duel opponents, and conquer custom arenas with multiple kits. Join us for an immersive experience where survival meets thrilling PvP battles.

play.safe-haven.me:25645

DN Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8893
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	456	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Welcome to DN Network, the ultimate Minecraft server experience that takes survival gameplay to the next level! Embark on an unforgettable journey in a virtual world brimming with unique features and endless possibilities. **Bounty Hunters:** Are you a fearless adventurer with a taste for thrilling challenges? Test your skills as a bounty hunter, tracking down elusive targets and claiming rewards for their capture. The exhilarating chase, intense battles, and lucrative payouts make the Bounty Hunters feature a favorite among those seeking an adrenaline rush.**Top Money and Banks:** Rise to the top of the economic ladder and establish your dominance in the realm of wealth. With the Top Money leaderboard, you’ll always know who’s reigning as the richest player. Safeguard your hard-earned loot by utilizing our sophisticated banking system, ensuring your riches remain secure even in the face of danger.**Land Claim:** Forge your own path in a vast and ever-expanding world with the Land Claim system. Protect your territory and creations from unwanted intruders by staking your claim and establishing boundaries. Build, mine, and explore with the confidence that your efforts are safe and sound within your designated land.**Survival at its Finest:** Dive into the heart of survival gameplay as you gather resources, construct shelters, and fend off hostile creatures. DN Network offers a challenging survival experience that pushes you to adapt, innovate, and thrive in a dynamic environment. Whether you’re a seasoned survivor or a newcomer, you’ll find ample opportunities for growth and excitement.**Clans and Clan Wars:** Forge alliances and build your own tight-knit community by joining or creating a clan. Collaborate with your fellow members to establish strongholds, gather resources, and undertake epic quests. If peaceful coexistence isn’t your style, engage in thrilling clan wars that pit your strategic prowess against rival groups in intense battles for supremacy.Immerse yourself in the immersive world of DN Network, where the boundaries between reality and the digital realm blur. Whether you’re seeking the thrill of the hunt, the satisfaction of amassing wealth, the camaraderie of clan life, or the challenge of survival, our server has something for everyone. Join us now and become part of a thriving community that values creativity, camaraderie, and the pursuit of adventure. Your journey awaits on DN Network!

play.dnsmp.fun:25664

United Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5689
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	446	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	New Chunks Explored:	526833
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

United Lands is a Towny-based Earth SMP that integrates peace, war, economies and events thanks to our unique mechanics. We are a friendly server with an active Discord and community as well as a helpful staff team. Our Earth map is on a 1:500 scale that goes alongside a Resource world, Nether and End. These last three worlds reset at the end of each month. Settle a town with your friends or brave it alone with Towny – develop your lands into thriving nations and empires that span the globe. In addition to this, we often hold events on our Discord and on the Minecraft server itself which are always looked forward to by our players. Discord events can contain games nights and watch-alongs, whereas our in game events can include skin contests, minigame events or server-wide mechanic changes in limited time events. You can progress in-game to a powerful position with our in game perks menu where you can buy additional abilities and privileges with the money earned from our balanced jobs, trade, and war system. Strictly cosmetic donator perks are also available on our website to those who want to show off a bit more. The server is constantly changing and updating for the better with changelogs coming out almost weekly containing new fixes and plugins. Custom items like you’ve never seen them before! Food, tools, and blocks that offer completely new gameplay experiences beyond just more options on what to eat are here. Grow new custom trees that have their own unique mechanics and drops or brew amazing alcohols using them. You can even change the biome you’re standing in with our new tools! Take a look at our handcrafted website that provides incredible insight into the server with pages dedicated to towns and players with real time map locations! Our server is not limited to Java players only, with our new parity update Bedrock players can join in on the fun too! Look at our website under the “Bedrock Joining” article on the info tab to learn how to connect. IP: mc.unitedlands.org Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: unitedlands.org Discord: discord.gg/unitedlands Map: unitedlands.org/maps

mc.unitedlands.org

BrokenThrone

Bedwars, Cross-Play, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7880
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Welcome to BrokenThrone, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! We’re thrilled to have you here!IP Address: Java: play.brokenthrone.xyz Bedrock: play.brokenthrone.xyzServer Features: • Cracked • Player-driven economy with player shops and auctions • Grief protection to ensure your builds are safe • RPG-style leveling and skills • Custom Enchants • ETC

play.brokenthrone.xyz

Melon Cloud

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6808
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magic Items Found:	6629
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Void Gems Collected:	17
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Playing Melon Cloud you can forget about pay to win here, everyone’s got a fair shot at fun. We spice things up with free custom monthly textures that’ll give your gameplay a fresh twist without breaking the bank.Enjoy the freedom of soaring through the skies with the /fly command – because who doesn’t love a little virtual airtime? But what really makes Melon Cloud a blast is our awesome community. Whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a total newbie, our players are all about making you feel right at home.

play.meloncloud.net

Mantic Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1707
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

We are a fast growing, friendly and fun Minecraft server community. Mantic server was originally founded back in 2015.Come give it a try at mso.mantic.gg

mso.mantic.gg

Ruby

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1739
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Emeralds Found:	3722
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Void Gems Collected:	35
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Welcome to Ruby! We are an online community with an extra focus on togetherness, inclusion and friendship. Here you can meet safely no matter who you are. We want everyone to experience development and mastery at Rubinen. We have Survival, Creative, Dungeons, Parkour, Spleef, Towny, Events, KeepInventory, Voteparty, Competitions, PvP and more!

Rubinen.no