Blame Musk in Minecraft SMP

/pol/tards, altcoins, Biz, Blame, blockchain technology, crypto market, cryptocurrency, decentralized finance, Digital Currency, dogecoin, elon musk, financial influencers, financial speculation, internet culture, Investment, market manipulation, market volatility, meme coins, Meme culture, Minecraft, Musk, smp, speculative trading

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3924
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how Elon Musk accidentally created a server full of meme-loving, crypto-hating, and absolute mad lads.

Legend has it that one day, Elon Musk was playing Minecraft and accidentally stumbled upon a hidden server where the memes flowed like water and the chaos never ceased. Instead of shutting it down, he decided to join in on the fun and inadvertently created a community that thrived on ridiculousness and absurdity.

Now, this server is a place where you can build your wildest creations, engage in epic battles with other players, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. From giant meme statues to secret underground lairs filled with treasure, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

So, if you’re looking for a place where you can let your meme flag fly high and embrace the chaos, then this is the Minecraft SMP for you. Join us and become a part of the madness today! Just remember, blame it all on Musk.

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1421
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1646
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Dragons Tamed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Buildings Constructed:	29
Farms Harvested:	613	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Ores Mined:	3686	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4324
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Animals Bred:	51
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2366
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3673
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Ores Mined:	3663	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Potions Brewed:	141
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7618
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	225
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1324
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	162	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	6663	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	478
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	118
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9868
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Love Letters Sent:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7402
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ores Mined:	5435
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dimension Hops:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5653
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Enchantments Applied:	276
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Zombie Dances:	6

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5836
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Buildings Constructed:	31	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2987
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8908	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9372	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5489
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.

SurvivalState Network

Community, Custom Shop, Discord, discord server, Economy, Extreme Minecraft Experience, Factions, Factories, growth, minecraft server, multiplayer, nation, Network, ONLINE, Plots, PvP, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Server, SurvivalState, Towny, Townywars

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4069
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Votes:	820	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Potions Brewed:	101	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

Server Name	SurvivalState Network
Server Type	Minecraft Towny
Version	1.21.1
Features	Economy TownyWars Factories Custom Shop Extreme Minecraft Experience Many More

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

What is Towny on this server?

Towny is similar to factions where players are grouped together within a town. Towns can create their own bylaws and run as they please. Members are given x amount of plots per person and can gain more by joining a nation. TownyWars are also enabled for that faction-like gameplay.

How long has the server been open?

SurvivalState Network has been open since 2017, only supporting Towny at the moment. We are a tight-knit community that is expanding to new players.

What is the server’s Discord?

Join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/m48zasjftU.

How can I join the server?

You can join us at play.survivalstate.net on Minecraft version 1.21.1.