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Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 3012 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Towns Built: | 10 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Void Armor Forged: | 14 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that players have reported seeing pigs flying and skeletons doing the Macarena. Plus, our community is so tight-knit that we once had a player build a monument to their lost diamond pickaxe, complete with a funeral procession led by a zombie in a top hat.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more ridiculous than a creeper trying to do stand-up comedy. Just remember, on our server, anything can happen – even if it involves your family members getting up to some scandalous shenanigans.