Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, join our insane Minecraft SMP where even the poop is wild – black as heck and shaped like a swan! Plus, we have FOMC meetings scheduled at the most ridiculous times because who needs sleep anyway?

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 103/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 12 Ores Mined: 3862
Divine Spears Created: 13 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
Alien Abductions: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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