BlackSwan40K SMP

100k, 40k, 40K incoming, bear trap, black as fuck, black swan, BlackSwan40K, dip hard, FOMC Meeting, I poop today, Kamala anti crypto, long term bullish, market exhaustion, massive selling, RSI 1D, smp, Stoch RSI 1M, swan shape

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1376
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, join our insane Minecraft SMP where even the poop is wild – black as heck and shaped like a swan! Plus, we have FOMC meetings scheduled at the most ridiculous times because who needs sleep anyway?

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!

Galactic Quest Girl 1.20

anniversary, Automotive Industry, Birthday, Business, collaboration, COMEBACK, Competition, Fairlady Z, Future, Galactic, girl, GT-giRl, Honda, Japan, Japan time, long tail tag, Marketing, Merger, nissan, Partnership, Potential, Quest, speculation

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8953
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Potions Brewed:	173
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	399	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like Nissan turning 91 in Japan time and partnering with Honda, like what even is reality anymore? I wouldn’t be surprised if GT-giRl comes back just to sell more Fairlady Zs, like bruh, that’s some next level shizo crazy stuff right there. Join this server and question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft, man. It’s a wild ride, just like Nissan and Honda teaming up, like what even is life, bro? Just join and let your mind be blown, like seriously, it’s gonna be lit AF.

””/Heem/”’ – The Minecraft SMP Legend

Carols, celebration, christmas tree, DECEMBER, decorations, family, Festive, Gifts, happy holidays, heem, holiday, jolly, joy, legend, Merry Christmas, Minecraft, Nativity, reindeer, Santa Claus, Season, smp, Snow, Winter

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2207
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Secret Passages Found:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a jolly good time filled with explosive pranks, wild treasure hunts, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary enchanted diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing. Rumor has it that it’s guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who love to play hide and seek.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is ruled by a talking chicken named Sir Clucksalot who has a taste for adventure and a knack for leading epic quests. Plus, every Friday night we host a dance party at the Nether portal complete with glowstone disco balls and zombie DJs.

So come on, grab your pixelated pickaxe and join us for a Christmas like no other on /heem/!

CraftyFianceGiftless Minecraft Server

30s, aita, anxiety, art skills, bare necessities, christmas gift, cooking gift, couch hopping, CraftyFianceGiftless, Environment, Essentials, financial struggles, January finances, maintaining apartment, Minecraft, pastel goth, poor history, Server, Significant Other, small gift, tight finances, unemployed, Weed, Witchy

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2537
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Runes Activated:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Towns Built:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Farms Harvested:	120
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the woes of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky goodness! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and maybe even a touch of magic.

Are you tired of worrying about finances and struggling to make ends meet? Well, on our server, you can build your dream home without worrying about the cost! Let your imagination run wild as you create the perfect oasis for you and your pastel goth witchy significant other.

And don’t worry about buying gifts – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is gathering resources and crafting the perfect present for your loved one. Who needs expensive gifts when you can give them a handmade masterpiece crafted with love and care?

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who needs real life when you can escape to a world where anything is possible? Join us today and let the fun begin!

HeritageCraft

anger, aunt, brother, Conflict, deathbed, decision, disagreement, Estate, family, Father, heritage, HeritageCraft, House, Inheritance, ownership, Property, Respect, RIGHTS, sibling, Will

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9444
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Chimeras Created:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like inheriting houses from your family members, our server will have you making tough decisions and facing off against your own brother (hopefully not in real life though). Build your own virtual empire and show off your inheritance skills to the rest of the players. Who knew family drama could be so entertaining in the world of Minecraft? Join now and see if you have what it takes to rule over your digital kingdom!

MomCraftedMadness

anger management, awkward situation, boundaries crossed, confronting betrayal, confronting friend, confronting infidelity, dealing with betrayal, difficult conversation, emotional distress, emotional turmoil, family drama, Family secrets, friend betrayal, friendship tested, Infidelity, loyalty tested, MomCraftedMadness, moral dilemma, mother affair, personal boundaries, trust broken

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5382
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Chimeras Created:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mines Excavated:	2361	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is when someone steals your diamonds! Plus, if you catch your friend trying to date your mom in-game, you can just block them and build a giant wall around their base to keep them out. It’s a win-win situation! Join now for a chance to escape the real world craziness and dive into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

DefendCraft: Merge & Disband!

#authorities, Agreement, armed groups, Ceasefire, civil war, Conflict Resolution, Defence Ministry, DefendCraft, defense forces, disband, Government, MERGE, MIDDLE EAST, Military, peace negotiations, peacekeeping efforts, political stability, rebel factions, SECURITY, Syria, Syrian

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	374
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

so, like, this server is so lit, like, you won’t even believe it, dude. we got, like, armed groups disbanding and merging under the defence ministry, like, what even is that? but, like, it’s happening on our server, so you gotta join, man.

like, imagine the chaos and the craziness, all happening in the world of minecraft. you’ll be dodging bullets and explosions left and right, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun.

plus, like, the defence ministry is totally cool with it, so you know you’re in good hands. join now and experience the wildest minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Sunnyvale

BUILD, collaboration, Community, creativity, Engaging, Exploration, IMPROVEMENTS, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, quality of life, Relaxed, sunnyvale, Survival, Vanilla Plus

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7980
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Sunnyvale is a vanilla-plus Minecraft server that includes classic and quality-of-life improvements. We offer a friendly community and a focus on creativity, exploration, and collaboration. Sunnyvale provides a relaxed yet engaging environment for players to build, and survive together.

mc.sunnyvaleservers.com

WHO WILL ENTER THE DS TO THE OP Minecraft server

Adventure, Anarchy, Aternos, Chaos, Clans, classic, Community, Creative, ds, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, Free Admin, Free Donations, freedom, Grief, Hardcore, long term, Minecraft, multiplayer, No bans, No Donations, No Mini-Games, No Private, No Registration, No Rules, No Wipes, op, open world, Pirate, Players, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Russian, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Unique, Unlimited, Vanilla, Weddings, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4802
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules of any kind. You cannot be banned for any reason.At the same time, imagine that over the many years of its existence there has never been a wipe on the server.

51.178.20.62:2036

Spugunke

Active, bedrock, Community, crossplay, Discord, Ip:, java, Minecraft, multiplayer, non-laggy, PORT, Server, sethomes, smp, Spawn, Spugunke, Survival, Tpa, Vanilla, Version

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4174
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	160	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Server Overview

Server Name	Spugunke
Server Age	2 days
Active Players	Quite a few
Server Type	Vanilla

Features

Tpa’s
/spawn
sethomes
Non-Laggy server
Crossplay (Bedrock and Java)

Join our Discord to help create a community and find IP for server.

Java Server Details

Java IP	spugunke.net
Version	1.21.4

Bedrock Server Details

Bedrock IP	spugunke.minecraft.best
Port	25565

I hope to see some of you soon!

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can find the IP addresses for both Java and Bedrock versions above.

Q: Are there any special features on the server?

A: Yes, we offer Tpa’s, /spawn, sethomes, and crossplay between Bedrock and Java versions.

Q: Is the server laggy?

A: No, the server is non-laggy.

Festive Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, blasphemy, celebration, christmas, controversial, Crafters, Faggots, Festive, holiday, humor, Jesus, joy, LGBTQ, Merry Jizzmas, Naughty, Nice, offensive, Peace, Religion, RETURN, satire, SAVIOR

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5339
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	292
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Yo, bro, do I have a server for you! Picture this: you’re chilling in Minecraft, mining some diamonds, when suddenly our savior returns! And by savior, I mean the most epic, legendary player to ever grace the virtual world. Join this server and witness the second coming of our Minecraft messiah!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you get to bask in the glory of our savior, but you’ll also have the chance to battle mythical creatures, build insane structures, and maybe even find the secret to eternal life (in-game, of course).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness of this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Lost it All Gambling on the SOL Shitcoin Minecraft SMP

Casino, gambling, long tail tag, Lost, Lost It All, Merry Christmas, Minecraft, shitcoin, smp, SOL

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2300
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Emeralds Found:	6484	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Are you tired of losing all your diamonds in the SOL shitcoin casino? Well, fear not because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from bankruptcy! Join us and experience the thrill of building, crafting, and surviving without the risk of losing it all to a virtual casino.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Some say it can even turn dirt into diamonds with a single oink! Will you be the lucky player to uncover this mythical creature and become the richest player on the server?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server. Some say he’s just misunderstood and looking for friends to play with, while others claim he’s out for blood. Will you dare to face off against this infamous Minecraft legend?

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Just watch out for those pesky creepers, they tend to have a gambling addiction too!

NoXmasGifts4DaughterFam

blended family, christmas, Communication, Conflict, dislike, Divorce, family, Generosity, grandmother, holidays, Kindness, love, Mother, NoXmasGifts4DaughterFam, Presents, relationships, remarriage, Stepbrother, Stepfather, stepsister, tradition

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1786
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	147	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	12

Are you tired of family drama ruining your holidays? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your grandma can’t passive-aggressively exclude your step-siblings from Christmas presents! Build a virtual fortress to keep out all the toxic family members, or team up with friends to stage a virtual intervention. Who needs real-life drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie sieges instead? Join now and leave the family feuds behind!

BioMod Minecraft SMP

adaptation, anatomy, biology, BioMod, CHANGE, Development, Enhancement, Evolution, Function, futuristic, genetics, human body, Improvement, innovation, Minecraft, Modification, Physical, redesign, Science, smp, structure, Technology, transformation

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4722
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dragons Tamed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	453761
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

OMG GUYS, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most epic adventures ever! Like one time, we found a secret underground village filled with talking cows who were actually aliens in disguise! And another time, we stumbled upon a portal to a dimension made entirely of candy! Plus, our server has a special plugin that gives everyone superpowers like flying and shooting laser beams from their eyes. So come join us and let’s make some wacky memories together! And to answer the question, I would totally give humans the ability to shoot glitter out of their fingertips because who wouldn’t want to sparkle like a magical unicorn? Join us now and let’s make the most ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever!

CraftyCraze: Digging Deeper!

Addictive, BIZARRE, Captivating, CraftyCraze, Curiosity, deep dive, Deeper, Digging, discovery, endless scrolling, Exploration, Fascinating, hidden gems, Immersive, INTERESTING, internet, Mysterious, Obscure, ONLINE, Rabbit Hole, strange, surreal, time wasting

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4821
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Animals Bred:	95	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Void Armor Forged:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Have you ever fallen into a Minecraft pit so deep, you ended up in a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha? Well, welcome to our server, where the rabbit holes are as deep as your mom’s lasagna and twice as cheesy!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling zombie unicorns, mining diamonds with a magic pickaxe that farts rainbows, and building a castle made entirely out of cake (yes, it’s edible!).

But beware, once you join our server, you might never want to leave. Rumor has it that players who log off end up getting sucked into their computer screens and living out their days as pixelated warriors in the Minecraft world. So come on in, the water’s lava!

SinkingCraftyRussians

cargo ship, coast of Spain, crew members missing, emergency response, environmental impact, international news, investigation underway, maritime disaster, maritime regulations, maritime safety, mediterranean sea, Russian, Russian crew, salvage operation, search and rescue, shipping accident, Shipping industry, SinkingCraftyRussians, sinks, tragic event, vessel sinking

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	495
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Astral Projections Made:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Mines Excavated:	4561
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

come join our minecraft server where we reenact the sinking of the russian cargo ship off the coast of spain! build your own sinking ship and watch it go down in a blaze of glory! swim with the dolphins as they rescue you from the wreckage and fight off the evil sea monsters trying to steal your loot! trust us, it’s a shipwreck of a good time!