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Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 9992 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Epic Quests Completed: | 6 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
Magic Items Found: | 1971 | Potions Brewed: | 198 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!