Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, join our insane Minecraft SMP where even the poop is wild – black as heck and shaped like a swan! Plus, we have FOMC meetings scheduled at the most ridiculous times because who needs sleep anyway?

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 93/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed: 26 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
Herobrine Sightings: 6 Endless Night Skies: 3
Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
Vanishing Items Found: 3 Emeralds Found: 5105
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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