Black Hair? Useless? Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being surrounded by useless welfare honeys with black hair? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is exclusively for those with blonde hair and innovative ideas! Join us and help save the planet from the destruction caused by black-haired individuals like Nikola Tesla and the creators of nuclear waste. Plus, did you know that all the best inventions, from cars to rockets, were created by tall, blonde-haired white men? So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and be a part of something truly groundbreaking? Say goodbye to the plague of justinion and hello to a world where only the most brilliant minds thrive. Join now and let’s show those black-haired retards what real innovation looks like!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
New Chunks Explored:	567800	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Animals Bred:	109	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Obsidian Addicts United

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Do you ever wonder why people are so obsessed with collecting virtual blocks in a pixelated world? Well, we do too! But guess what? Our Minecraft server takes that obsession to a whole new level of insanity!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava! Or how about taming a pack of wild wolves to become your loyal minions who will do your bidding and fetch you diamonds?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! So come on down and join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you questioning your sanity and your love for virtual blocks. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

NukeOrJoinNATOCraft

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so like, u know that one time when Zelenskyy was all like “yo Trump, we gonna have nukes or join NATO, pick one bro”? well, that’s basically the vibe of this server. we got mad choices, like do u wanna build a nuclear reactor or join a gang of NATO soldiers? it’s wild out here, man. come join us and make some crazy decisions, just like Zelenskyy and Trump. who knows, maybe u’ll end up ruling the world or something. lolz.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Void Gems Collected:	29
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Players Killed by Monsters:	6897	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Shell Swap Sisters

Aquatic, ariel, Disney, FANTASY, folklore, Green.., hand-me-down, MAGICAL, MERMAIDS, Mythology, Ocean, princess, Purple, Seashells, shell, Siblings, sisters, Swap, Tails, The little mermaid, Underwater

come join our epic minecraft server where we have mermaids wearing mismatched seashells just like Ariel from “The Little Mermaid”! our server is so lit that even the mermaids have family drama and hand-me-down seashells.

if you wanna swim with the coolest mermaids and explore underwater kingdoms with a twist, then this is the server for you! who needs matching seashells when you can have a whole family of mermaids with different colored tails and shells?

dive into the madness and join us for a mer-mazing time on our server. trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else! come be a part of our underwater world and make some splashy memories.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Bread & Chips R Us

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come on down to our server where ancient DNA is the reason you love bread and chips! That’s right, our server is infused with ancient DNA that will make you crave carbs like never before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato-loving villagers who have mastered the art of potato farming. Join them in their quest to create the world’s largest french fry!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, just waiting to be discovered. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a herd of llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to approach.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew that ancient DNA could lead to such delicious chaos?

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Mainstay

Creative, Economy, Faction, Factions, hermitcraft, hypixel, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Tekkit, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

You are waiting for new opportunities and acquaintances on our server? Come join us! Develop, build big projects, farm or become a redstone mechanic. Our server will provide you with: friendly administration that maintains contact with players in the Discord, vanilla survival with some modifications as well as a comfortable atmosphere for a pleasant game! Hurry up and submit your application ! https://discord.gg/haW9YQKCjJ

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8080

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CatCraft: Where the creepers are ‘feline’ fine and the diamonds are ‘purr’fect!

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Welcome to CatCraft!
CatCraft is a smaller, LGBT+ friendly, adult only community focused Minecraft server.
Seasons: Season 1: April 4, 2019 Season 2: December 2021 (1.18 update)
Current Version: 1.21
World Border: 16k in every direction
Hosted in Ashburn, VA

FAQ

Question	Answer
What are the server rules?	Don’t be a dick. Don’t steal, dupe, or grief. Server is 21+ only. PVP is fair play. No hacking or cheating. Pranking allowed within reason. Include favorite cat breed in application. Keep the server tidy. Avoid killing withers in the over-world. See rule 1.
What are some important server details?	No Enderman Griefing Custom recipes and features Renewable Coral Fast Leaf Decay Custom PVE group boss and dungeons and more…
Where can I find more information or apply?	Join our Discord

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
New Chunks Explored:	131367	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Animals Bred:	112	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Spooky Night Minecraft Server

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Ever wondered what made OG Animal Crossing so spooky at night? Well, imagine this: you’re peacefully fishing by the river when suddenly, a ghostly villager appears out of nowhere and starts haunting you for not paying your mortgage on time! And don’t even get me started on the creepy gyroids that come to life and start dancing around your house at midnight.

But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can experience all the thrills and chills of OG Animal Crossing in a whole new way! Join us and build your own haunted village, complete with ghostly villagers, dancing gyroids, and even a haunted museum filled with cursed artifacts.

So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive the spooky nights of OG Animal Crossing!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8175

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

The Anonymous Creeper in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant creepers that shoot rainbows out of their eyes! Build your base in the clouds and defend it from a horde of flying pigs armed with diamond swords!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Will you challenge his rule and become the new Chicken Queen?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few exploding cows along the way!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	127	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

AC Off Minecraft Server

ac, cold house, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, disagreement, Fall, financial responsibility, Freezing, Frustration, high utility bill, house rules, living situation, majority rules, Minecraft, personal comfort, roommate issues, roommates, Server, Temperature, utility bill

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the cold-hearted roommates and their icy reign of terror? Look no further! Our server is set to a cozy 100 degrees at all times, ensuring you never have to wear a hoodie and sweatpants indoors again!

Join us and experience the warmth of a community that understands the true meaning of comfort. Say goodbye to space heaters, heated blankets, and snuggies – on our server, the only thing heating you up will be the fiery passion for building and exploring!

Don’t be an “complete asshole” like those roommates, join our server and bask in the toasty glow of friendship and fun. Plus, our utility bill is so low, you’ll be laughing all the way to the virtual bank! So come on in, the lava’s fine!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Buildings Constructed:	21
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

VomitVibesCraft

Apology, caregiving, children, Communication, compassion, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Empathy, family, health, Illness, Marriage, parenting, Priorities, relationships, sensitivity, Support, teamwork, Understanding, VomitVibesCraft

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your average soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and chaos that will make you question your own sanity.

Our server is like no other, with players who will make you feel like you’re living in a real-life soap opera. From dramatic arguments over the best building materials to intense rivalries over who has the best pet wolf, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also offer a unique parenting simulation experience! Join our server and experience what it’s like to have a child who constantly complains about their stomach hurting and refuses to eat. Will you choose the chicken pot pie route or opt for DoorDash? The choice is yours, but be prepared for the consequences – like your child gagging and coughing from all the food talk.

So why wait? Join our server now for a roller coaster of emotions, questionable parenting decisions, and plenty of laughs along the way. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

ScareFlicksMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that will have you on the edge of your seat at all times? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of zombie villagers riding on creepers. Or how about trying to build a cozy little cottage while being bombarded by flying squids armed with tridents?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous haunted mansion, where players have reported hearing ghostly whispers and seeing mysterious figures lurking in the shadows. Are you brave enough to explore its dark corridors and uncover its secrets?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and leave you screaming for more, join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Emeralds Found:	8235
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

BlockCraft911

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Did you know that on our Minecraft server, if you build a house out of diamond blocks, you become invincible in real life? Yep, it’s true! We’ve had players survive shark attacks, dodge speeding cars, and even survive a zombie apocalypse all because they built a diamond house on our server. So come join us and start building your diamond fortress today – you never know when it might just save your life!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

ChaklunCraft – Dominate the Skies!

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HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO EPIC, EVEN UKRAINE WANTS IN ON THE ACTION? WE GOT DRONES THAT ARE “ELECTRONIC WARFARE RESISTANT” JUST LIKE THE CHAKLUN DRONE!

IMAGINE FLYING AROUND IN MINECRAFT, DODGING ATTACKS FROM OTHER PLAYERS, JUST LIKE A REAL DRONE IN BATTLE!

JOIN US NOW FOR A CHANCE TO EXPERIENCE THE THRILL OF WARFARE IN A BLOCKY WORLD! WHO NEEDS UKRAINE WHEN YOU GOT US, AMIRITE? LET’S GET READY TO RUMBLE!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Centurion

LifeSteal, Survival PvP Economy Faction Skyblock Creative Prison Minigames Roleplay Quests Dungeons Towny Pixelmon Hardcore Modded Vanilla Whitelisted Bedwars Skywars Parkour

A friendly Lifesteal Server feel free to join. We are a community open to all and we feature lifesteal, a shop, tpa and so much more.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Border 512×512

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Hello, Welcome to Border 512×512, as the name suggests, the world is only 512×512! We hope you join and wish you a good time! More information in the discord.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.