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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 91/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted: 24 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
Wilderness Tamed: 7 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Secret Passages Found: 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 38

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