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Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 7958 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 13 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Villages Defended: | 17 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
But that’s not all – we have an exclusive BNWO Dictionary to help you navigate our crazy world, and a Slur Strokes/Earned Orgasms Program that will leave you questioning reality. And don’t even get us started on our PMV Torrent – it’s a wild ride, let me tell you.
Join now for a chance to experience the most outrageous Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because things tend to get a little…weird around here.