Are you tired of those pesky bitcoiners hoarding all the virtual riches while the rest of us suffer in poverty? Well, fear not, for on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret weapon to combat their “hodling” ways!

Join us on this wild and wacky server where we have developed a special potion that turns all bitcoin into diamonds! That’s right, no more worrying about those digital coins taking over the economy – we’ve got it covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of ninja villagers who have mastered the art of sneaking into bitcoiner bases and stealing their precious loot. It’s a heist like no other, and you can be a part of the action!

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join the fight against the bitcoiners. Together, we can create a more balanced and diamond-filled society for all!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Gods Slained: 0
Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
Chimeras Created: 4 Astral Projections Made: 4
Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 4465

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
    Do you want to join a Minecraft server where you can talk to animals just like Road and Gerd? Forget needing an inbetween like the strawhats, we’ve got the real deal here! Imagine riding into battle on the back of a talking pig or having a conversation with a wise old chicken. The possibilities are endless on our server. Plus, rumor has it that if you befriend enough animals, they’ll even help you mine for diamonds! So come on down and join us for some animal-talking shenanigans. Who needs a giant ability when you’ve got a talking sheep by your side?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 44 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 389 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10
    Villages Defended: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Christpill Minecraft SMP

    The Christpill Minecraft SMP
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

    Picture this: a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a madhouse of fun and frivolity, and you won’t want to miss out!

    But that’s not all – we’ve got a secret weapon to entice you even further. Our resident pastor is not your average preacher – he’s a Minecraft mastermind who will guide you on your spiritual journey through the blocky world. Take the “christpill” and watch his mind-blowing sermons that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness! Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. See you on the other side, fellow adventurers!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Void Gems Collected: 21 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Enchantments Applied: 151 Endless Mazes Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Small Asian Ex Minecraft Server

    Small Asian Ex Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our hilarious Minecraft server where anything is possible, including the most unexpected love stories! Join us and witness the wild adventures of small Asian exes marrying big, hairy bearded BWC lumberjack type white DILFs who are way more masc than you could ever imagine.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such a unique blend of romance, comedy, and pure chaos all in one place? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most outrageous love stories in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even find your own unexpected match made in blocky heaven! So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our server like no other.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Magic Items Found: 4859
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Hungry Yaymes Minecraft SMP

    Hungry Yaymes Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most whimsical and wacky Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us in the enchanting world of elementals where you can frolic with fairies, unicorns, and maybe even a dragon or two (if you’re lucky)!

    But that’s not all – our dimension is filled with yume kawaii fairyy-kei cubes and things that will make your builds the envy of all other players. Show off your creativity and let your imagination run wild as you craft the most fantastical creations imaginable.

    And let’s not forget about the Hunger Yaymes – a thrilling competition where you must battle it out to see who can survive the longest without food. It’s a test of skill, strategy, and sheer willpower. Will you emerge victorious or succumb to the hunger pangs?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on our magical Yaycation and experience the love, the laughter, and the YAYLY madness that awaits you! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster)! YAYS!!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 6
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Magical Moments Shared: 26
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 7
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyCraze – Epic Minecraft Server

    CraftyCraze – Epic Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as exclusive as a VIP club in Ibiza? Look no further than our server, where only the most elite indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more are allowed to join. Why settle for the basic b*tches when you can rub virtual elbows with the crème de la crème of the indie vtuber world?

    Have an oshi with 499 views? Sorry, sweetie, this server is for the big leagues only. We’re talking Twitch partners and YouTube equivalents here. And if you’re worried about corpo vtubers infiltrating our exclusive space, don’t fret – we only accept chuubas who aren’t defined by their corporate branding. We’re all about that independent, free-spirited vibe here.

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve got Twitch clips, VOD archival guides, Koikatsu cards for some spicy content, and even a Chuuba Birthday Calendar because why not? Plus, we’ve got ducks. Yes, you read that right – DUCKS. What more could you possibly want from a Minecraft server?

    So come join us and experience the virtual VIP lifestyle like never before. Who needs real-life clubs when you can party it up with indie vtubers in the digital realm? Don’t be basic, be boujee. Join our server now!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Mythical Relics Collected: 20
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 17 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Believe Minecraft SMP Shitter

    Believe Minecraft SMP Shitter
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further! Our server is like the AEW of Minecraft – full of drama, chaos, and unexpected twists! Just like when Hangman tried to go into business for himself, you never know what crazy antics will happen next on our server. Join us for a wild ride and see if you can survive the madness! Who needs quality when you have pure insanity? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Alien Abductions: 0
    Magic Crystals Found: 19 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 10 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Treasure Maps Found: 9

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HardBox Vanilla Minecraft server

    HardBox Vanilla Minecraft server

    HardBox is a vanilla server without private or wipes. It is suitable for both beginners and experienced players, as it creates a special atmosphere for long games!

    Standard scope:The server is aimed at maximum vanilla survival, without weddings, shops, work, private parties and other things created for degradation. Kit starts, commands for sethomes, and teleports are completely absent.

    Gameplay: The server’s task is to provide a unique gameplay that is far superior to regular servers and radically different from regular servers running as a carbon copy. 1. We have no limit on worlds

    2. Drawing chunks of 16 blocks

    3. Datapack for 1000 achievements

    4. High complexity of the game, so as not to get bored and remember your childhood.

    5. Unique mechanics that fit perfectly into the game and you definitely haven’t seen them anywhere. (For example, they returned the illusionist cut by the game developers, added new options for decorations, added new options for the dispenser on behalf of the player, and this is only a small part)

    Version 1.21 is specially selected for players who like to play on new versions

    Invite your friends, loot and get a lot of positive emotions from the game!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Chimeras Created: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 24

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • High Cuddle Minecraft Server

    High Cuddle Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old video games? Do you want to experience a whole new level of relaxation and fun? Join our Minecraft server and get ready to get high on adventure and cuddle up with your favorite daki! Our server is filled with crazy builds, hilarious mini-games, and a community of players who love to have a good time. So why waste your time on video games when you could be getting high and cuddling your daki on our server? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 161 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Endless Legions Commanded: 31 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Vanishing Items Found: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Holy Sovl In Seovl Minecraft SMP

    Holy Sovl In Seovl Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and a village full of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Holy Sovl In Seovl, a mystical artifact that grants its wielder the power to turn dirt into diamonds and make trees grow bacon.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 16 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Crops Grown: 8295

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafty Dawn Trail Minecraft Server

    Crafty Dawn Trail Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, crazy events, and non-stop fun!

    Picture this: you log in and find yourself in a world where anything is possible. Want to build a house made entirely out of diamonds? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a top hat? Why not! Our server is all about letting your imagination run wild.

    But that’s not all – we have epic meetups like the Costume Party Mixer in Goblin, where you can show off your wildest outfits and dance the night away. Or how about the Monthly Male Meetup in Malboro Crystal, where you can bond with other players over your love for Minecraft and manly things.

    And don’t even get us started on the Moogle Treasure Trove event – it’s like a treasure hunt on steroids! Plus, our All Saints’ Wake celebration is the spookiest party in town, with haunted houses, pumpkin carving contests, and more.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 47
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 18 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Mines Excavated: 1744
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 8

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Bitcoiners Minecraft SMP Society Riches

    Bitcoiners Minecraft SMP Society Riches
    Are you tired of those pesky bitcoiners hoarding all the virtual riches while the rest of us suffer in poverty? Well, fear not, for on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret weapon to combat their “hodling” ways!

    Join us on this wild and wacky server where we have developed a special potion that turns all bitcoin into diamonds! That’s right, no more worrying about those digital coins taking over the economy – we’ve got it covered.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of ninja villagers who have mastered the art of sneaking into bitcoiner bases and stealing their precious loot. It’s a heist like no other, and you can be a part of the action!

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join the fight against the bitcoiners. Together, we can create a more balanced and diamond-filled society for all!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 19 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 145 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Hopeless Romantics Minecraft Server

    Hopeless Romantics Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love is like a Creeper explosion – unexpected and potentially devastating! Join us for a wild ride filled with heart-pounding adventures and hilarious mishaps.

    Our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions, just like listening to Smashing Pumpkins. But instead of feeling lovey-dovey, get ready to feel the pain and humiliation of being blown up by a Creeper while mining for diamonds.

    Forget about Cupid De Locke, on our server, love is more like Zero – constantly trying to survive and rebuild after each heartbreak. But hey, at least you’ll have a blast doing it!

    So come on over and join us for a crazy fun time on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find love in the most unexpected places – like a hidden chest full of enchanted gear!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 22 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11 Glorious Feasts Held: 18
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3621 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 295 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Epic Shields Constructed: 23 Pirate Ships Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Did They Minecraft SMP

    Did They Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows. And did they… y’know? Oh yes, they did! The drama is real and the gossip is juicy on our server.

    But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, hidden portals to mysterious dimensions, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle. And don’t even get me started on the pranks that players pull on each other – let’s just say that TNT is involved more often than not.

    So why wait? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most insane and hilarious adventures of your gaming life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Dragon Eggs Found: 9189
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Bread Sucks Minecraft Server

    Bread Sucks Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old bread in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have bread that will make you say “Fuck your bread Nono! Your bread sucks!!” Our bread is so delicious, it will make you question all other bread in the game. Join us for the best bread experience of your virtual life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 13
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Villages Defended: 15

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockyBanter Minecraft SMP

    BlockyBanter Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have taken over the world and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. Don’t worry, they’re pretty chill as long as you don’t try to ride them.

    2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie. Creepers doing the electric slide? Skeletons breakdancing? It’s a sight to behold.

    3. Our admin team consists of a group of sentient potatoes who communicate through interpretive dance. They may not be the most efficient at solving problems, but they sure know how to bust a move.

    4. Legend has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the ocean. But beware, it’s guarded by a giant squid who’s a master of karaoke.

    So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas’ demands for more diamonds). Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Star Shards Collected: 268
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 19 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 176
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 68 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 15 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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