Bitcoin SMP: I Sold 70% of My Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4652
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5928	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the currency is bitcoin! That’s right, forget diamonds and emeralds, we deal in cryptocurrency here!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the owner of the server sold 70% of their bitcoin in August and now they’re throwing a massive party with all the proceeds. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans will go down at this party? You’ll have to join to find out!

So come on down to our insane Minecraft SMP where anything can happen and nothing is off limits. Who knows, you might just strike it rich with your virtual bitcoin mining skills!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8893
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Love Letters Sent:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	190	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Crops Grown:	5249	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4716
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	9

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9916
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Potions Brewed:	52	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1317
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Zombie Dances:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	23

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6150
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4203
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Astral Projections Made:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Mines Excavated:	4831

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6508
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Ores Mined:	2898
Meteorites Collected:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5837
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Void Gems Collected:	31	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Zombie Dances:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8609
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Divine Spears Created:	25	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8683
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	244
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Enchantments Applied:	63	Dragons Tamed:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4460
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.

SurvivalState Network

Community, Custom Shop, Discord, discord server, Economy, Extreme Minecraft Experience, Factions, Factories, growth, minecraft server, multiplayer, nation, Network, ONLINE, Plots, PvP, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Server, SurvivalState, Towny, Townywars

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7554
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Enchantments Applied:	137	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	61
Meteorites Collected:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14

Server Name	SurvivalState Network
Server Type	Minecraft Towny
Version	1.21.1
Features	Economy TownyWars Factories Custom Shop Extreme Minecraft Experience Many More

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

What is Towny on this server?

Towny is similar to factions where players are grouped together within a town. Towns can create their own bylaws and run as they please. Members are given x amount of plots per person and can gain more by joining a nation. TownyWars are also enabled for that faction-like gameplay.

How long has the server been open?

SurvivalState Network has been open since 2017, only supporting Towny at the moment. We are a tight-knit community that is expanding to new players.

What is the server’s Discord?

Join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/m48zasjftU.

How can I join the server?

You can join us at play.survivalstate.net on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Lazuli Light Realm 1.20

#youtube, alt, bluesky, debut, Elira Pendora, Ero Sakana, FairyFreaky, FeeshMetal Gear, Finana Ryugu, Forever Home, Fujo Solar Dragon, Ghost Maid, graduated, lazuli, lazulight, LazuLight in 3D., LazuLight Music, Lazulight+ General, Light, M&M Podcast, mega.nz, Mint Fantôme, Pomu Rainpuff, Realm, twitter, vods, Voicepacks, Wallpapers

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6405
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Animals Bred:	25	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Snowy Minecraft SMP Sale 2024

Bad Luck, Bee, christmas present, digital downloads, DISCOUNTS, games, Gaming Community, gaming deals, holiday joy, holiday season, Meal, Minecraft, pc games, Profiles, room, sale, smp, Snowy, steam winter sale, video games, wishlist recommendations, wishlists

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	126
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and unexpected alliances. Our server is like no other, with crazy events happening every day that will leave you in stitches.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and rare loot just waiting to be discovered. Plus, our resident prankster has rigged the entire server with booby traps that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to cause mayhem and mischief wherever they go. You never know what crazy scheme they’ll come up with next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast!

So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, your fortune may say “Bad Luck,” but with a little bit of chaos and a whole lot of laughter, you’ll be having the time of your life!

CheckMate Minecraft Server

abandoned pets, animal control, animal cruelty, animal rescue, animal welfare, calling authorities, checking on pets, CHECKMATE, concerned citizen, dogs in cages, ethical dilemma, excessive barking, intervention, landlord issues, Minecraft, neglected pets, neighbor dispute, pet care, pet neglect, responsible pet ownership, Server, welfare check, welfare of animals

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2427
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Emeralds Found:	5310

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner animal lover? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual animal shelter, but with a twist – instead of rescuing dogs, you’ll be rescuing pixelated pigs and cows from the clutches of evil mobs!

Join our server and experience the thrill of saving helpless animals from neglect and abuse. Just like the time I saved those poor dogs from my neglectful neighbors – who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures on our server?

So come on, join us and show off your compassion for virtual creatures in need. And remember, on our server, every block you break brings us one step closer to a world where all animals are safe and cared for. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the pixelated animal rescue mission begin! 🐾🐷🐮