Bitcoin SMP: I Sold 70% of My Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9027
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Emeralds Found:	8099
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mines Excavated:	4107	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the currency is bitcoin! That’s right, forget diamonds and emeralds, we deal in cryptocurrency here!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the owner of the server sold 70% of their bitcoin in August and now they’re throwing a massive party with all the proceeds. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans will go down at this party? You’ll have to join to find out!

So come on down to our insane Minecraft SMP where anything can happen and nothing is off limits. Who knows, you might just strike it rich with your virtual bitcoin mining skills!

Whispering Tides Retreat 1.21.4

1.21.4, All Silent Souls Can Sing, Android, Carnevale’s Prologue, codes, Convene Tracker, Download, Each Choice You Made, egs, emotes, Events, friends list, Ios, Map, Media Contents, News, patch notes, Resonator Showcase, Retreat, Rewards, Rinascita, story cinematics, Surrender or Die, TGA 2024, The Ultimate Truth, Tides, Timeline, Version 1.4, version 2.0, When the Night Knocks, whispering, windows, wuthering waves, Xiangli Yao, Yinlin

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4720
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like entering a whole new dimension of craziness! Imagine Surrender or Die, The Ultimate Truth, and All Silent Souls Can Sing – that’s the vibe of this server! Plus, they got events like Pincer Maneuver Warriors II and Depths of Illusive Realm – it’s like a rollercoaster of insanity! And don’t even get me started on the emotes, bro, they’re gonna blow your mind! So what are you waiting for? Dive into this wacky world of Wuthering Waves and question your existence, man!

Rich Arab Sheikh Minecraft SMP Pumping One Billion

arab, billion, billionaire influence, college football, financial backing, financial influence, football clubs, Foreign Ownership, global sports, international sports, Minecraft, nil, pumping, Rich, rich Arab sheikh, Sheikh, smp, soft power, sports economics, sports finance, sports industry, sports investment, sports management, sports marketing, sports sponsorship, team acquisition, team ownership

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	714
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Void Armor Forged:	24
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Votes:	8315	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even rich Arab sheikhs are getting in on the action! Join us for a chance to build your own empire and flex your financial muscles like never before. Who needs college football programs when you can dominate the virtual world with your wealth?

Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.

So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, bridezilla, celebration, children, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Drama, Etiquette, Event, family, guest list, Kids, Minecraft, Mother, parenting, relationships, Server, sibling, sister, Support, Wedding, WeddingCraft

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	822
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Magic Items Found:	1381
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Love Letters Sent:	16	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no family drama like this wedding fiasco! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and no guilt trips from your sister.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.

Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.

So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?

Gifts4Grief

broken man, comforting gifts, customized gifts, DIY gifts, gift basket ideas, gift cards, Gift ideas, Gifts4Grief, handmade gifts, healing gifts, inspirational gifts, meaningful gifts, personalized gifts, practical gifts, relaxation gifts, self help books, self-care gifts, sentimental gifts, thoughtful gifts, unique gifts, wellness gifts

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7926
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	8358	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Astral Projections Made:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Animals Bred:	190

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!

And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!

Frosty Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, black sludge, coughing fit, doctor visit, Echoes, flu symptoms, frosty, health concerns, Illness, Medical advice, medical consultation, respiratory infection, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sore throat, throat cold, throat discomfort, throat infection, throat inflammation, throat irritation, throat pain, vomiting, water intake

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3094
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your throat cold! Explore our virtual world and build to your heart’s content, all while avoiding black sludge and fiery throats. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server for hours on end? Doctors are overrated, join us instead!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7137
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4071
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9925
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Alien Abductions:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	16

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7580
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Void Gems Collected:	18	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Dimension Hops:	2

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1203
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Players Killed by Monsters:	3484
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6629
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Animals Bred:	164
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	28
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4673
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Potions Brewed:	42
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5032
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5786
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	6484	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Mines Excavated:	4517

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7465
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	12

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2753
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Zombie Dances:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Players Killed by Monsters:	9014

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.