Bitcoin SMP: I Sold 70% of My Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can battle against the most evil and dishonest creatures on the planet? Look no further than our server! Leftists are the ultimate enemy in our world, and we need brave players to join us in the fight against their wicked ways.

Join us if you want to prove your worth by taking down these less-than-beasts who are out to destroy everything good in the world. Show them that no act against evil is immoral when you’re on our side. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the most epic battle of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	29
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Dimension Hops:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ores Mined:	3350

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

MomSharkLoanSnitch

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some real-life drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

We have players with crazy family stories like the one where a mom used her late father’s car as collateral for a title loan without her daughter’s knowledge! And that’s just the beginning of the madness on our server.

Join now to experience the thrill of unexpected visits from debt collectors, heated arguments with family members, and the possibility of getting sued for violating privacy laws all while building your dream blocky world.

Don’t miss out on the most outrageous Minecraft server experience you’ll ever have! Join now and brace yourself for the chaos that awaits you.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Enchantments Applied:	150
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

SayItDoItMC SMP

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Joining our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone contraptions. Yes, you heard that right. These chickens can build epic farms and intricate traps better than any human player. And if you join our SMP, you might just learn their secrets and become a redstone master yourself!

But that’s not all. Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Yes, you read that correctly. Unlimited diamonds. All you have to do is gain the llamas’ trust and they will lead you to their hidden diamond stash.

So, if you’re ready for a wild adventure filled with chicken engineers and diamond-hoarding llamas, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows what other crazy secrets and surprises await you in our wacky world.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

RedstoneNoob

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Are you still mining diamonds with a wooden pickaxe? Join our Minecraft server and level up your game before your friends find out! We have enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly and build a castle in seconds. Don’t be the last one to discover our secret stash of rare blocks that can summon a herd of exploding sheep to protect your base. Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft master before the Ender Dragon starts sending you passive-aggressive messages!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	468	Void Gems Collected:	25
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

TankTasticCraft

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come join dis server if u want to ride around in aging abrams tanks like ukraine is gonna do thanks to australia. we got tanks for days, just rollin’ around blowin’ stuff up like it’s nobody’s business. u can be the tank commander u always dreamed of, just watch out for creepers tryna sneak up on u while u drivin’. ain’t nothin’ gonna stop u when u rollin’ in one of these bad boys. so come on, join us and let’s tank it up together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	332

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Scrolling Down Birth Year

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join our epic minecraft server where the pixels are so real you’ll think you’re actually in the game! we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and rainbow-colored creepers that explode in a shower of glitter.

our server is so lit that even herobrine himself is scared to come near us. we have secret dungeons filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by giant chickens wearing top hats.

if you join our server, you’ll be able to ride on the backs of dragons and have epic battles with unicorns. we have a special potion that turns you into a block of cheese for 24 hours.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Fumikos Haven Network

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival Games

Hello! There we are still under development and looking for staff 18+ for the time being of start.

Welcome to Fumiko’s Haven | IP: 64.58.118.119

About Fumiko’s Haven: Step into a realm of endless adventure. Fumiko’s Haven is a vibrant Minecraft server that offers something for every kind of player. Whether you’re looking to build, explore, or fight for power in Factions, we have you covered.

Factions – Join the Battle for Power: Align yourself with the HavenLords or create your own faction. Build, conquer, and defend as you engage in epic faction wars. With powerful OP sets and swords waiting in faction crates, there is always a battle around the corner.

MiniGames Lobby: Take a break from the grind and dive into our MiniGames lobby. Compete in exciting challenges, earn rewards, and unlock exclusive crates using virtual or physical keys. There is always something fun to do.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

♐ MineBars ♐ Survival, MiniGames 💎 1.8 – 1.21 Minecraft server

127 лвл, Anarchy, Arena, Bedwars, Casino, Cheats, Clans, classic, club, donation, Donations, DONATORS, Duels, easter eggs, Economy, Entertainment, Events, Fishing, Fly, Free Admin, Free Donations, Grief, Hangout, Hardcore, Herobrine, Large Online, Minigames, Mob rocking, Naruto, No Dupe, No Wipes, Parkour, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, Quests, Relaxation beach, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skyblock, Skypvp, Skywars, statistics, Survival, the hunger games, trampolines, Unique Plugins, Vanilla, Weddings, Whitelist, wipes, Without Launcher

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MineBars is a top project for top players!

— BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, SkyBlock

— Clans, arena for clan battles, as well as top clans

— Statistics of the best players

— Entertainment: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, hangout, mob rocking, fishing, relaxation beach

— Unique plugins made by our programmers

— Rare wipes, and there is also a world of donators – without wipes

— Secret Easter eggs, secrets, hidden gifts

— Honest donation

IP – MBars.net

Website: https://minebars.ru

VK group: https://vk.com/minebars

A cozy server with an experienced administration, guaranteeing you a comfortable game without lags.

We are already more than 7 years old. Excellent survival and PvP server with good online.

Beautiful buildings, there is a world without wipes. A unique set of plugins for convenience.

Lots of entertainment, on our server you won’t have time to get bored 🙂

With us you will find everything you like, and there is nothing unnecessary!

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Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	1545	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Paul’s Bland SMP – It’s Not Just for Boomers Anymore!

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Paul SMP Server Overview:

Server Name	Paul SMP Server
Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Player Limit	10-15 Players
Server Features	Vanilla-based with some tweaks
Rules	No griefing, stealing, cheating, hacking, item duping. More rules on Discord.

FAQ:

1. Can I join the server?

Yes, you are welcome to join the server. Just follow the Discord link provided above.

2. What kind of players are you looking for?

We are looking for friendly players who want to build a community and have fun playing by the rules.

3. Is this server similar to vanilla Minecraft?

Yes, the server is running spigot with some vanilla-tweaks datapacks, but it is very close to vanilla with no game-changing features.

4. What can I do on the server?

You can build your own base, participate in the shopping district, and engage in a diamond-based economy.

5. Are there any rules I need to follow?

Yes, the basic rules include no griefing, stealing, cheating, hacking, or item duping. More rules can be found on the Discord server.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Blocky Bideo Games Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds.

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of dancing pandas who will guide you through our wacky world filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and talking creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden treasure chest that is said to contain the rarest item in all of Minecraft – a diamond sword that shoots out fire-breathing kittens.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be partying with pandas and battling with fire-breathing kittens? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Crops Grown:	2616
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

The Limbus Crew – Minecraft SMP #2025

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server, known as “The Land of Lunacy,” is a place where the laws of physics and common sense go out the window.

Join us as we embark on wild adventures through Mirror Dungeons, Refraction Railway Lines, and crazy extractions like hunting down the elusive Barber of La Manchaland and fixing the FangHunt Office with Fixer Hong Lu.

But beware, our server is directly tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games, so expect spoilers for Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina.

To join this madness, download our app on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam. And make sure to follow us on Twitter, YouTube, and our official site for all the latest updates.

So why wait? Dive into the chaos of “The Land of Lunacy” and see if you can survive the insanity!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

ScaredyCraft SMP

anxiety, Being alone, childhood fears, clowns, creepy crawlies, Darkness, fear, Ghosts, growing up, Heights, irrational fears, Monsters, Nightmares, phobias, Scared, ScaredyCraft, shadows, smp, Spiders, Supernatural, The Dark, the unknown

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to conquer your childhood fears in a pixelated world! We have a haunted mansion filled with spooky surprises, a forest of giant spiders that will make your skin crawl, and a secret underground dungeon where you can face your deepest fears head-on. Who needs therapy when you can just play Minecraft, am I right? So come join us and let’s laugh in the face of fear together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Bedrock Boogeyman

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing lurking under your bed is a dusty old sock? Well, fear not, because on our server, the worst thing that can be under your bed is a creeper with a love for bedtime explosions! Join us if you dare for a wild ride of unexpected surprises and heart-pounding moments. Who knows what other crazy creatures and adventures await you in our wacky world! So come on, join us and see what’s really hiding under your bed…if you dare!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Down UnderCraft Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have 49 abrams tanks donated by australia to ukraine!!! yes, you heard that right, we have tanks in minecraft now!!! imagine riding around in a tank blowing up creepers and zombies, it’s a total game changer!!!

not only that, but we also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of ninja pigs who will protect your loot at all costs. you can trade with them for rare items and weapons, or just sit back and watch them do epic ninja flips while you mine for resources.

our server is also home to the legendary diamond chicken, a mystical creature that lays diamond eggs instead of regular eggs. if you can find and tame this majestic bird, you will be the envy of all your friends and enemies alike.

so what are you waiting for? come join our insane minecraft server and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever had in a blocky world. who needs australia and ukraine when you have tanks and ninja pigs in minecraft?!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Love Letters Sent:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

UNGAexpelIsraelLOL

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LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where we kick butt like Palestinians kicking Israel out of the U.N. General Assembly! We’re like the Avengers of Minecraft, fighting for justice and building epic structures like the Great Wall of China on steroids. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and gold like greedy dragons. Join us now or miss out on all the fun and chaos! #JusticeForMinecraft #ExpelIsraelFromOurServer

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	New Chunks Explored:	154409
Runes Activated:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.