Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the currency is bitcoin! That’s right, forget diamonds and emeralds, we deal in cryptocurrency here!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the owner of the server sold 70% of their bitcoin in August and now they’re throwing a massive party with all the proceeds. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans will go down at this party? You’ll have to join to find out!

So come on down to our insane Minecraft SMP where anything can happen and nothing is off limits. Who knows, you might just strike it rich with your virtual bitcoin mining skills!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 104/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored: 1 Crops Grown: 9258
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 12 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • MineCraftWholesomeness

    MineCraftWholesomeness
    Have you ever seen a creeper stop mid-explosion to give a hug instead? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to witness pigs flying, zombies doing the cha-cha, and villagers starting a boy band. Our server is so wholesome, even the Ender Dragon bakes cookies for newcomers. Don’t miss out on the wackiest and most heartwarming Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 36
    New Chunks Explored: 501730 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 30 Mythical Swords Crafted: 66
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 28

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • TribalTown: Indigenous Mayor Madness

    TribalTown: Indigenous Mayor Madness
    lol so like, this server is like the Brazil of Minecraft servers, bro. we got a record-high number of Indigenous mayors and other municipal officials, like, running the show. it’s cray cray, man. we’re all about increasing representation and making sure everyone’s rights are fulfilled, ya know? join us and be a part of this epic journey to equality and diversity in the Minecraft world. plus, our mayors throw the best parties, you don’t wanna miss out on that, trust me. come join us and let’s make history together, one block at a time. #IndigenousPower #PartyLikeAMayor

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 50 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Immortal Anvils Forged: 9
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Loud Trucks VS Drag Guys

    Loud Trucks VS Drag Guys
    Yo, listen up gamers! Do you want a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a squirrel on a trampoline? Well, look no further, because this server is the bomb diggity! We’ve got more loud trucks than a monster truck rally, and let me tell you, straight guys go absolutely bananas for them. It’s like catnip for their manly souls.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, it’s like a disco ball on steroids. We’ve got more neon lights than a Las Vegas casino, and the party never stops. You’ll be dancing like a maniac in no time.

    And don’t even get me started on the epic stories you’ll hear on this server. We’ve got tales of dragons, unicorns, and even a talking potato named Spud. It’s like a bedtime story on steroids, and you won’t be able to get enough.

    So come on down to the craziest Minecraft server in town. Join us now and prepare for the wildest ride of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get this party started, gamers!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9
    Villages Defended: 7 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 9
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 28

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • flairvanillamc

    flairvanillamc

    Flair Vanilla – Enjoy a classic survival, anarchy like experience with minimal plugins. Griefing and farming are allowed. Join now and contribute to the community.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Demon Skulls Collected: 28 Chimeras Created: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Cursed Swords Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • When MC

    When MC

    Pagla MC is a Minecraft server with multiple gamemodes like Lifesteal, Survival, Custom Survival, Headsteal and much more.

    Pagla MC also have a dedicated PvP server which have all main gamemodes like Nethpot, Diapot, Cartpvp, Build UHC and much more.

    We have active staffs, fair gameplay, regular events and cheapest ranks starting from rupees 49 only…..

    So don’t Forget To Join PAGLA MC

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Mines Excavated: 3747
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 29
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Insane Gamer Minecraft Server

    Insane Gamer Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being a lonely hermit in Minecraft? Join our server and make virtual friends who will never leave you! Our community is full of players who are just as socially awkward as you, so you’ll fit right in. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a pixelated girlfriend in-game, she’ll come to life and love you forever. Don’t miss out on the chance to escape reality and dive into a world where you can finally feel like you belong. Join now and say goodbye to your real-life loneliness!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Animals Bred: 114 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Epic Quests Completed: 17
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Astral Staffs Crafted: 20

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Crab > Metaphor Minecraft SMP

    Crab > Metaphor Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like finding a diamond block in a sea of dirt! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and unexpected twists.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has more drama than a soap opera. From secret alliances to epic battles, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, we have a treasure hunt like no other – forget about diamonds, we’re talking about finding Another Crab’s Treasure!

    And don’t even get us started on the gameplay. It’s so good, it’ll make you question reality. Plus, our art direction is top-notch – you won’t find any vomit-like UI here, unlike that other server, Metaphor.

    But wait, there’s more! Did we mention the secret underground society of players who control the fate of the server? Or the legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 11
    Epic Quests Completed: 26 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • TherapistGoneWild

    TherapistGoneWild
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some wild and wacky adventures!

    Picture this: you’re building a giant chocolate milkshake castle with your friends when suddenly, a 60-year-old former family friend named Cathy shows up and starts criticizing your choice of building materials. She rants about how your milkshake castle is too sugary and fatty, but little does she know, it’s actually made of virtual blocks and won’t affect your health at all!

    But wait, there’s more! As you navigate through our server, you might come across a therapist NPC who gets offended if you question their career choice. Will you engage in a battle of wits with them, or will you simply block them and move on to more important quests, like finding the legendary diamond milkshake recipe?

    Join our Minecraft server now for a chance to experience all this madness and more! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos in the world of blocks and pixels?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 143
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 43
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • OnceInALifetimeMinecraftSMP

    OnceInALifetimeMinecraftSMP
    Have you ever seen a chicken riding a pig while wearing a top hat and singing the national anthem? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our Minecraft SMP yet! Our server is filled with wacky adventures and unforgettable moments that will leave you in stitches.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of llamas start breakdancing around you, dropping emeralds at your feet. Or how about the time when a herd of sheep organized a flash mob to celebrate your birthday? Yeah, that actually happened here.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness such absurdity and hilarity on a daily basis? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 6955
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 9 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 17
    Void Armor Forged: 21 Dragonkin Hatched: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • OverheardOcelots

    OverheardOcelots
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus on steroids!

    Join us if you want to hear the craziest stories from players who have encountered flying pigs, dancing creepers, and even a secret society of llamas plotting world domination.

    We guarantee you’ll never be bored with our server, where the weirdest thing you’ll overhear is probably someone trying to convince everyone that they can communicate with Endermen through interpretive dance. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Players Killed by Monsters: 9893
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Shattered Realms Restored: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • CraftyKoreaWarfare

    CraftyKoreaWarfare
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than north and south korea combined! our constitution says that all players from other servers are ‘hostile states’ so get ready for some intense battles! build your own dictatorship and rule over your fellow players with an iron fist! who needs peace when you can have chaos and destruction? join now and experience the thrill of being a tyrant in the virtual world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 13
    Enchantments Applied: 139 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 16 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Sparky Welders – Eye Candy Videos

    Sparky Welders – Eye Candy Videos
    come join our epic minecraft server where the welders wear helmets made of diamonds to protect their eyes from the bright sparks of lava! we got so many crazy restoration videos of players turning dirt blocks into diamonds on facebook, you gotta watch it with your naked eye to fully appreciate the madness! join now and become a master welder of the minecraft world, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Void Armor Forged: 21
    Void Gems Collected: 22 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7544 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Toxo-Cat AnxietyCraft

    Toxo-Cat AnxietyCraft
    do u like cats? do u like parasites? do u like anxiety? well boy do we have the server for u! join our minecraft server where u can play with cute lil cats infected with the parasite Toxoplasma gondii! but wait, there’s more! not only will u be at risk for increased anxiety, but u also get a reduced risk of epilepsy! who knew a minecraft server could offer such health benefits? join now and let the cat-borne parasite take over your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 26 Chimeras Created: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 24
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Astral Mages Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Milkks Minecraft

    Milkks Minecraft

    Milkk’s Minecraft is a chill vanilla-based minecraft server with a large variety of activities and chill members along with a thriving discord server. Milkk’s Minecraft is owned by Milkk, not me. This minecraft server is promoting the owner, Milkk but it is a passion for me so always expect fun events and updates!

    Server Specifications; Allocated Ram: 28GB Total Ram: 32GB CPU: i7 Storage: 128GB SSD

    Join now!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 15 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Properly Creative Minecraft Server

    Properly Creative Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring, half-baked Minecraft servers that leave you feeling unsatisfied? Look no further, because our server is like a buffet of fully fleshed-out ideas that will leave you craving more! Join us for epic adventures, insane storylines, and a community like no other.

    Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world when suddenly, you stumble upon a secret underground village filled with talking animals who only speak in puns. Or maybe you’ll find yourself in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens led by a giant, evil cow. The possibilities are endless on our server!

    So why wait until 2024 to join the Demon Slayer hate thread when you can join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness? Trust us, once you step foot into our world, you’ll never want to leave. Join us today and let the insanity begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Potions Brewed: 85
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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