Bitcoin SMP: I Sold 70% of My Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the currency is bitcoin! That’s right, forget diamonds and emeralds, we deal in cryptocurrency here!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the owner of the server sold 70% of their bitcoin in August and now they’re throwing a massive party with all the proceeds. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans will go down at this party? You’ll have to join to find out!

So come on down to our insane Minecraft SMP where anything can happen and nothing is off limits. Who knows, you might just strike it rich with your virtual bitcoin mining skills!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8543
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

& TheMinecraft SMP Ernest

Character, Cryptic, cryptic message, Curiosity, Enigma, enigmatic figure, enigmatic remark, Ernest, ErnestWho, mysterious individual, mysterious person, Mystery, perplexing, perplexing question, puzzling, puzzling mystery, puzzling statement, Quote, smp, speculation, TheMinecraft, unknown

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the legend of Ernest reigns supreme! Who is Ernest, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale as old as time. Legend has it that Ernest was a mighty warrior who once roamed these lands, slaying dragons with a single punch and building towering castles out of diamond blocks. Some say he still haunts the server, leaving cryptic messages like “ErnestWho’s Ernest? Why did he say this?” in his wake. Join us on this epic adventure and maybe, just maybe, you’ll uncover the truth behind Ernest’s mysterious words. But be warned, for the path to greatness is paved with creepers, zombies, and the occasional llama with a bad attitude. So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and come join us on the most epic Minecraft SMP this side of the Nether!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

PixelPanic Minecraft Server

Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, gallant, Hamas, HORIZON, hostage families, hostages, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, negotiation breakdown, No Deal, peace talks, PixelPanic, Politics, regional war, Server, Tension, Terrorism, uncertainty

lol join our minecraft server cuz we got more drama than a soap opera, fam! we got hostage families getting told no deals, like what even is that?! and Hamas out here hoping for a regional war, like bro, just come play minecraft with us instead! we got so much chaos and craziness, you won’t even believe it! plus, our server is so lit, it’s like the hottest club in town but with creepers and zombies instead of people. come join the fun, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	10

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

HouthisGonnaHateCraft

airstrikes, B-2 bombers, cnn, Conflict, Defense, foreign policy, global politics, Houthis, HouthisGonnaHateCraft, international relations, Iran-backed, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, military intervention, news coverage, Politics, strike, US, us military, War on Terror, Yemen

come join our epic minecraft server where we have b-2 bombers dropping bombs on iran-backed houthis in yemen!!! it’s like a warzone but with blocks and creepers instead of real explosives!!! join now for the most intense pvp battles you’ve ever seen, and maybe even witness a real-life airstrike in action (in minecraft, of course). who needs peace when you can have chaos and destruction in the virtual world? come join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the madness!!!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Ores Mined:	4844
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Farms Harvested:	702
Dragon Eggs Found:	4104	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Nitrobenzyl Tag Craft

Craft, hydrophobic purification tag, Medical research, mRNA, mRNA synthesis, mRNA vaccines, new technique, Nitrobenzyl, nitrobenzyl group, novel technique, phosphorylation, phosphorylation reagent, Purification, Reagent, reducing side effects, side effects, Synthesis, Tag, time-saving, vaccine development, Vaccines

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we use mRNA vaccines to make the best potions in the game! With our new technique using a crazy phosphorylation reagent with a nitrobenzyl group, we can synthesize potions in NO TIME! Say goodbye to side effects and hello to epic gaming adventures! Join now for a wild ride like no other!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Warning

Anarchy, data analysis, efficient workflow, fan-made server, lapata smp, lapata smp community, lapata smp fan, LifeSteal, minecraft community, minecraft server, powerful features, productivity tool, project control, project efficiency., project management, PvP, seamless integration, server banner, server description, server features, Survival, team collaboration, user-friendly interface

made by a fan of lapata SMP . Lapata SMP is a cutting-edge solution designed to streamline your workflow and enhance productivity. With its user-friendly interface and powerful features, it simplifies complex tasks, making it perfect for both professionals and casual users. Whether you’re managing projects, collaborating with teams, or analyzing data, Lapata SMP has got you covered. Its seamless integration with existing tools ensures you can hit the ground running without any hassle. Upgrade your efficiency and take control of your projects with Lapata SMP today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Divine Spears Created:	19
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	161
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Patates Junior High School

Becoming Friends, bedrock, Calculation Plugin, calm environment, cheat protection, Cities, Claim Plugin, Cross-Play, Economy, Establishing, friendly environment, Fun, java, Kingdoms, Market system, Medieval Concept, non toxic, piracy support, Roleplay, Rping, Survival, Teams, Whitelist, Xray Protection

PATATES SMP 2. SEZON Potato SMP has started recruiting members again for its new season. If you are looking for a server that is respectful, reliable, mature and has the following features, we invite you to our server:

-Friendly Environment, A nice Survival experience, Fun Environment, RPing when necessary, Kingdoms, teams, cities etc. Establishing, Becoming Friends with Others, Non-Toxic Calm Environment, Medieval Concept, Calculation Plugin, Claim Plugin and Many Plugins -Piracy Support -Market System -Xray Protection -Cheat Protection`

Our server can be played from both Java and Bedrock.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Falling into the Void:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Pixelated Chaos Minecraft Server

bad guy, bae, Chaos, Chill out, concern, cover, dream, gura, holoEN, irys, Kiara, making money, Minecraft, mori, pixelated, senpai, Server, sololive, Tension, Unavoidable Scenario, unpopular, valid

Are you tired of being overshadowed by your senpai in the virtual world? Do you dream of having your own sololive but feel like you’re just too unpopular to make it happen? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, all your dreams can come true!

Join us and say “fuck you” to your senpai who carries HoloEN on her back. Show Cover that you’re not just a money-making machine to them. Let the tension rise as you fight for your place in the virtual spotlight.

Whether you’re a Gura, Mori, Bae, IRyS, or any other virtual idol, we’ve got a place for you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Tsundere Love Minecraft SMP

Anime, character arc, Character development, character dynamics, character tropes, Communication Issues, emotional complexity, emotional growth, Fandom, Japanese culture, love, Minecraft, misunderstood, Otaku, personality traits, popular culture, relationships, romance, romantic tension, smp, Tsundere, Tsunderes

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all you tsundere lovers out there!

Join our server and witness the most epic love story unfold between a player and their tsundere Minecraft girlfriend. Will she finally admit her feelings or will she continue to deny them while secretly baking heart-shaped cookies for her crush? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited wealth and power in the Minecraft world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world of Minecraft! Love, diamonds, and tsunderes await you!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Mom’s Modesty Minecraft Server

body shaming, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, CONSERVATIVE, dress code, EMBARRASSMENT, family conflict, judgment, Leggings, Minecraft, modest fashion, modesty, moms, Mother, parental control, personal choice, relationship dynamics, Respect, Self-expression, Server, Short Dress, teenage fashion

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the judgmental eyes of conservative moms and wear whatever dress you want! Join us for a world where leggings, tight jeans, tank tops, and short dresses are not only allowed, but encouraged!

Imagine a place where you can build your dream house without worrying about anyone whispering about your outfit choices. Our server is a safe haven for all fashionistas who want to express themselves freely.

Don’t let anyone tell you what you can or cannot wear in our virtual world. Join now and show off your unique style without fear of judgment or unwanted comments. Let’s build a community where fashion freedom reigns supreme!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

RedPenTeacher404

AGGRESSIVE, commentary, Correct, fuck up, IMPOSSIBLE, John, kindergarten, letter, MARK, name.., Opinions, passive aggressive, red pen, RedPenTeacher404, Report Card, son’s teacher, Spelling, WIBTA

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most basic tasks can be hilariously messed up just like your son’s report card! Join us for a wild ride of misspelled names and passive-aggressive red pen corrections.

Our server is so chaotic, even a four-letter name can be butchered beyond recognition. Imagine the thrill of logging in to find your username completely scrambled like a word scramble puzzle.

But fear not, for in this madness lies the true essence of fun and adventure. Embrace the misspellings and typos, for they are the building blocks of our unique and wacky community.

So come on, join us and experience the joy of seeing your name transformed into something completely unrecognizable. Who needs a normal Minecraft server when you can have this level of absurdity? Let the misspelling games begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CheeseCraft SMP: CheddarChamp

Asiago, blue cheese, Brie, Camembert, cheddar, CheddarChamp, CheeseCraft, favorite cheese, feta, fontina, goat cheese, gouda, havarti, manchego, mozzarella, parmesan, pepper jack, Provolone, ricotta, smp, SWISS, type of cheese

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the cheesiest server around! We have a cheese-themed spawn with giant cheese blocks and a cheese fountain that flows with nacho cheese (don’t worry, it’s not actually nacho cheese, we’re not monsters).

But that’s not all, our server is home to the legendary Cheese Dragon, a massive beast made entirely of cheese that roams the land terrorizing players who dare to challenge it. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Cheese Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a never-ending supply of your favorite cheese.

So come join us on this wacky and cheesy adventure, where the only limit is your lactose tolerance!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Farms Harvested:	689	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CringeCraft_Server

Actor, bad acting, Casting, CringeCraft_Server, criticism, detrimental, detrimental acting, detrimental actor, detrimental influence, detrimental performance, detrimental presence, Drama, Entertainment, film industry, Hollywood, Movie, negative impact, overacting, Performance, talent, television

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs! Our server is so wacky that even Steve from Minecraft himself can’t keep up with the craziness. We have a secret underground base where all the chickens have formed a rebellion against the pigs, and the cows are leading a yoga class for the sheep. Plus, our server is so addictive that even Nicolas Cage couldn’t resist logging in for a quick mining session. So come join us and see why our server is the talk of the block!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Dragon Eggs Found:	9319

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Pirates of the Dead

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Minigames, og, Parkour, Pirates of the Dead, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

welcome to Pirates of the Dead!

what you can play on the server factions skyblock Creative Prison pvp parkour og minigames

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	387	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Blocky Disaster Minecraft Server

bad design choice, bizarre cover choice, blocky, design disaster, design fail, Disaster, game cover, game sales, giant ugly woman’s face, marketing blunder, marketing fail, Minecraft, misguided marketing, poor decision making, questionable design, questionable marketing tactics, Server, strange cover design, Terrible cover design, ugly cover art, unappealing artwork, unappealing cover, unattractive design

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server has a giant ugly woman’s face on the game cover! Why, you ask? Well, because nothing screams fun like a giant, hideous face staring back at you as you mine for diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server for the chance to battle against a horde of evil chickens that have taken over the land. Rumor has it they are led by a chicken with a monocle and a top hat. Can you defeat them and restore peace to the realm?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away? Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some earplugs for the disco party.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Void Armor Forged:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

HODL 10k in Minecraft SMP – Crypto Fags

10k, All In, asset allocation, beginner investor, Crypto, crypto market, crypto strategy, cryptocurrency, cryptofags, Diversification, Fags, Financial Planning, hodl, hodling strategy, investing, investment advice, long-term investment., market volatility, Minecraft, Moonshot, portfolio allocation, risk management, risk tolerance, smp, wealth building

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mining is diamonds? Well, get ready to dive into the craziest, most unpredictable SMP server out there! Join us and you’ll be HODLing more than just diamonds – you’ll be HODLing cryptofags! That’s right, we’ve got a whole new currency system where you can trade in your emeralds for Dogecoin and your gold for Bitcoin.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. From battling giant creepers to racing pigs through obstacle courses, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become a part of the most outrageous Minecraft SMP server around. Just remember, when it comes to HODLing cryptofags, the sky’s the limit – or should we say, the moon! 🚀🌙

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Void Gems Collected:	38	Potions Brewed:	39
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Star Shards Collected:	300	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Divine Spears Created:	19	Glorious Feasts Held:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.