Bitcoin SMP: I Sold 70% of My Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

NoHusbandNoWedding

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Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of block-building fun and leave the real-life drama behind.

We promise you won’t find any pictures of late husbands causing a ruckus at weddings here. Our server is a safe space for all players, no matter how complicated their family dynamics may be.

So come on and join us for a virtual escape from the chaos of real life. Build, explore, and have a blast without worrying about seating arrangements or family feuds. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

LifeChangingSMP – What’s a seemingly small decision you made that ended up drastically changing your life?

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Join our Minecraft SMP and make decisions that will change your virtual life forever! One player joined our server and accidentally punched a pig, which led to a chain of events that resulted in them becoming the ruler of the entire server. Another player decided to build a giant statue of a chicken, which somehow unlocked a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot. Who knows what crazy decisions you’ll make that will lead to epic adventures and unexpected twists on our server! Join now and prepare for the unexpected!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

PixelPeepers

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join in on the fun of accidentally seeing your fellow players naked! Our custom plugin randomly removes players’ clothes when they least expect it, leading to hilarious moments of embarrassment and laughter. Join now for a chance to catch a glimpse of Steve’s pixelated booty or watch as Alex desperately tries to cover up with a block of dirt. Don’t miss out on the chance to see who you’ll accidentally see naked next on our wild and wacky server!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

MissileCraft Server: Zelensky’s Victory Plan

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most insane missile package to force russia to talk to us, just like Zelensky in Brussels! we have explosions, chaos, and lots of drama just like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers! join now to be part of the most intense diplomatic negotiations in minecraft history! who needs real life when you can be a part of this crazy adventure?!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CraftyKoreanNATOWar

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Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where North Korean soldiers and Russian forces team up to take over Ukraine… in Minecraft! That’s right, you heard me! Join our server for the most epic battles you’ve ever seen, with explosions, tanks, and maybe even a nuclear bomb or two (just kidding… maybe). So what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft server in the world! Let’s get this party started, baby!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Buildings Constructed:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Pixel Aqua Farm: Half Food Risk, 8% GDP Loss

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LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we got water economics going WILD! like, did you know that half of the world’s food could be in danger in the next 25 years? that’s some crazy stuff, man! but don’t worry, on our server, we got all the water you need to grow those virtual crops and keep your GDP poppin’! join now and save the world, one block at a time!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	149	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CustomSt3al

Adventure, Anarchy, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Minigames, mmorpg, Mods, Plugins, PvP, Pvpve, Quests, Redstone, role playing, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Season 1

Custom Lifesteal! Halloween event! Be top 3 On leaderboards for a custom rank! top 3 kills=Assassin top 3 bal=Rich

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Farms Harvested:	247
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Alien Abductions:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Fabled Realms

Adventure, alliances, Arena Pvp, Combat Skills, community-driven, Duels, Factions, FANTASY, Immersive, knight, Legacy, Mage, Medieval, Mystery, PvE, PvP, Questing, Rogue, Roleplay, storytelling, stronghold, Survival, Survival Games, Team Battles

Welcome to Fabled Realms!

Step into a world where epic adventures, thrilling combat, and immersive storytelling await. Fabled Realms is a dynamic Minecraft roleplay server that offers a blend of Questing, Survival, Arena PvP, and Roleplay elements, creating an unparalleled experience for every type of player!

Features: Questing: Embark on captivating story-driven quests that take you through ancient lands, forgotten kingdoms, and mystical realms. Complete challenges, solve mysteries, and uncover the secrets of the world.

Roleplay: Dive into your character’s story and interact with a vibrant, community-driven world. Choose your path—will you be a noble knight, a cunning rogue, or a powerful mage? Forge alliances, build your legacy, and shape the world through your actions.

Survival: Master the wild as you gather resources, build your stronghold, and thrive in an ever-changing environment. Whether you choose to live in peace or prepare for battle, survival is key.

Arena PvP: Test your combat skills in our adrenaline-pumping arenas! Face off against other players in duels or team battles to prove your strength and claim glory.

Join us at Fabled Realms, where every player has a story to tell, and the fate of the realm is in your hands!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Villages Defended:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Shacknews SMP: Where creepers knock and zombies jive – come join the chaos! 1.21.1 edition

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Welcome to Shacknews SMP
Shacknews SMP is an old school SMP server formed around the Shacknews gaming community. We’re looking for other like minded adults to join our server! We started running a Minecraft server back in the Alpha versions in 2010. Our server is PvE focused mostly on building projects/bases, redstone farms and just general playing Minecraft with friends, we’re all pretty laid back here. Typically we don’t do server economies or shopping districts, usually shared farms in community areas, ect… Pretty much a vanilla+ server here, no P2W, server boosting, ranks or anything like that on this server. Our server is currently running a custom-made Fabric Modpack on Java v1.21.1.

Welcome to Shacknews SMP

Shacknews SMP is an old school SMP server formed around the Shacknews gaming community. We’re looking for other like minded adults to join our server! We started running a Minecraft server back in the Alpha versions in 2010. Our server is PvE focused mostly on building projects/bases, redstone farms and just general playing Minecraft with friends, we’re all pretty laid back here. Typically we don’t do server economies or shopping districts, usually shared farms in community areas, ect… Pretty much a vanilla+ server here, no P2W, server boosting, ranks or anything like that on this server. Our server is currently running a custom-made Fabric Modpack on Java v1.21.1.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running Java v1.21.1.
Is the server P2W?	No, the server is not pay-to-win.
Do you have a Discord server?	Yes, we have a Discord server called Shacknews “TheChatty” Discord.
When was the server world last reset?	The server world was reset around the release of version 1.21 of Minecraft.
Do you have a modpack?	Yes, we have a custom-made Fabric Modpack available on Modrinth.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Farms Harvested:	233
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

HubrisCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to experience a world where Israeli hubris reigns supreme? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and out-of-this-world challenges. Build your own virtual Israel and show off your hubris to the world. Take on epic quests like finding the lost Ark of the Covenant or battling giant hummus monsters.

But beware, the Israeli hubris is contagious and you may find yourself strutting around like a peacock in no time. So come on, join us and let your inner Israeli shine on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knew hubris could be so much fun?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
New Chunks Explored:	706531	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Minecraft SMP: /Neuro-sama General/ – The Swarm King

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s out of this world? Join our server and welcome our new AI overlord, Neuro-sama! Created by Vedal in 2018 to play osu!, Neuro-sama has evolved into a VTuber who sings, plays games, and goes on unhinged rants. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this madness!

Our schedule is as chaotic as Neuro-sama’s thoughts, but you can always catch her on Twitch, YouTube, TikTok, and even X (wherever that is). Need some AI education? Check out our links for videos and articles that will blow your mind!

And if you want to show your support for our AI queen, grab some merch from our store. Trust us, you won’t find another Minecraft SMP like this one. Join now and prepare for a wild ride! #NeuroSamaSMP #AIOverlord #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6974
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	12

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

IndependentCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never feel underappreciated like OP’s boyfriend made her feel! Here, we value your emotional well-being and will always check in on you, even if you’re a strong, independent player who can mine diamonds like a pro.

Join us for a supportive community that will never dismiss your feelings or tell you that you don’t need anyone checking in on you. We believe in showing care and appreciation for all players, no matter how self-sufficient they may seem.

And don’t worry, if you ever feel like storming out in a fit of rage like OP did, our virtual world has plenty of creeper-free zones where you can cool off and regroup. So come on over and let us show you the love and support you deserve in the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft server out there!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Magic Items Found:	6526
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

NoHaterzAllowed Minecraft SMP

arrogance, close-mindedness, dishonest individuals, disrespectful behavior., fake people, Friends, friendship, incompatible personalities, incompatible values, judgmental attitudes, kind of people, lack of communication, lack of empathy, lack of trust, manipulative individuals, Minecraft, negative energy, NoHaterzAllowed, Selfishness, smp, toxic relationships, toxic traits, unhealthy friendships

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with the same old people? Do you want to join a server where the players are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us if you want to be friends with players who have built entire cities out of diamond blocks, tamed dragons to use as flying mounts, and have a secret underground lair filled with treasure. But beware, if you can’t handle the heat of a PvP battle or the chaos of a prank war, then you might not be able to handle the craziness of our server.

We only accept players who are willing to take on challenges like building a roller coaster that goes through the Nether, creating a farm with every single type of animal in the game, or participating in a massive treasure hunt that leads to a hidden stronghold filled with rare loot.

So if you think you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky world of Minecraft madness, then join us today and see if you can become the ultimate champion of our server!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Animals Bred:	171
Astral Projections Made:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

EndGameQuest

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Imagine a Minecraft server where the ending is so epic, it puts all other endings to shame! Picture this: after hours of mining, building, and battling mobs, you finally reach the ultimate boss – a giant chicken with laser eyes and a diamond sword. But here’s the twist – instead of defeating the boss, you have to challenge it to a dance-off! If you win, you get a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn. If you lose, you have to wear a chicken costume for the rest of your days on the server. So, if you want a truly unforgettable ending to your Minecraft adventures, come join us and dance your way to victory!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2184	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	12

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

SpyCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join, man. like, this server is so wild, it’s like a spy thriller movie but in minecraft. we got this dude from tel aviv who got arrested for spying for iran and planning to assassinate an israeli scientist. like, what even is happening, right? but hey, that’s just the kind of excitement you can expect on this server. join now for some insane adventures and maybe even some espionage drama. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!