Bitchcraft: Lieutenant Dan’s Lonely Server

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	660
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Ores Mined:	8299
Divine Spears Created:	22	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever find, where we’ve got more bitches than Lieutenant Dan could ever dream of! Our server is so poppin’ that even the creepers are dropping it low for us.

Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles with mobs that are so savage, they make Herobrine look like a noob. Our players are so skilled, they can build a castle out of diamond blocks in under 10 minutes while blindfolded.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on the weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon drop the sickest beats while spitting fireballs at unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride that will leave you saying “You aint got no bitches, Lieutenant Dan” in the best way possible.

Clovercraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8022
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Emeralds Found:	6833
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	58
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Magic Wands Crafted:	20

Clovercraft is an 18+ whitelisted community SMP. Join us to explore the SMP world, build together with new friends, and party at our regular monthly Discord events!

mc.clovercraft.gg

CzechBox

PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8890
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Alien Abductions:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Potions Brewed:	39
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Villages Defended:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you meet exciting battles in the Boxfight minigame! We are home to passionate gamers who love intense indoor battles. Our Boxfight mini-game offers fast and exciting matches where you have to react quickly, move strategically and land accurate punches to win. Join us and prove that you are the best fighter far and wide. But that’s not all, we still have the Survival minigame where you can relax and show everyone how well you can build. So don’t hesitate and join us!

mc.czechbox-network.cz

Zero-Bit

Skyblock, Survival Games

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7299
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Players Killed by Monsters:	2310
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Farms Harvested:	316

play.zero-bit.tech

The Cosmos 2

Creative, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7892
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

The Cosmos 2 is a Sci-Fi themed Survival server which offers a unique space-faring Survival experience.FEATURES:• Survival Galaxy • Movecraft • Economy • Towny • TARDIS Plugin • Special weapons (Lightsabers, Blasters, Snipers, and more!) • Unique server-exclusive custom mobs + items • Donator perks (exclusive pets, /hat, /nick, and more!)

cosmosminecraft.net

Avalon

MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6640
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Villages Defended:	15
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Potions Brewed:	113	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned. But you don’t have to fight evil alone… You can join a town, or create your own town and invite others. Will you find all of Avalon’s secrets, and conquer the Great Evil?

defend.avalon.today

Metallic Box

PvP

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9589
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mines Excavated:	1853
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Love Letters Sent:	18	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	17

A super unique Minehut server with so much content, and great at work staff, join for the best server experience you will ever have!

metallicbox.minehut.gg

Mondacraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6015
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13

Mondacraft SurvivalSpeak it! The best server on the Colombian coast is back.We are taking the reins of our community again and we hope to continue growing much more, and also to join the rest of the internet and video game communities.We are a kind and friendly server that enjoys company and playing with friends, all players have access to different commands and kits at the start of the game to achieve different things or facilitate their progress.We are a 24/7 server that improves and optimizes every day, enter now and have fun!Store: https://mondacraft.tebex.io/ Discord: http://discord.mondacraft.com/

mondacraft.com

TavernCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9663
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Holy Grails Found:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

TavernCraft was first founded by a group of friends who were interested in playing minecraft together in their own private world, where they could customise their own minecraft experience. Overtime, the server was made public to share our work and creation with like-minded players who are looking to join in on the fun. Since then, TavernCraft has gradually grown into a budding community of friendly players who come together to have fun.Today, TavernCraft is a medieval themed server that currently supports the survival and creative gamemode from 1.8 to 1.19.2. The staff team has put in immense effort to setup the server, including features like dungeons, leaderboards and events while ensuring things stay friendly and enjoyable for both new and old players alike! Join our close knit community and begin your adventure with us today!

play.taverncraft.tk

MineScape

Creative, PvE, Survival

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3774
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

IMMERSIVE Utilizing resourcepacks MineScape is designed to look and feel like RuneScape, start your new adventures with an awesome communityPICTURESQUE Beautifully crafted by hand map, take cinematic screenshots and post them online!HIGHSCORES Be the best you can be, show off your skills and compete to get closer to the top of our highscoresFRIENDLY The MineScape community welcomes everyoneCREATIVE SERVER Build with our unique blocks and to your hearts desires, show off to your builds to friends on our creative plots server

minescape.me

Badcraft

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6117
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Love Letters Sent:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

play.badcraft.net

OraclePvP

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2988
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Void Armor Forged:	24	Void Gems Collected:	25

OraclePvP is a new OneChunk Minecraft server where players must be smart and creative to make the most of the tiny 16×16 chunk everything happens on. It offers tons of excellent features, from spawners, boss battles, and quests to PvP duels and more. Players can buy lifetime ranks, crate keys, tools, and kits from the server store, and although their space may be limited, their adventures are not! Join OraclePvP now to experience the best OneChunk server for Minecraft!

oraclepvp.net:19379

Heese SMP

PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3483
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Villages Defended:	16
Horror Stories Survived:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Void Armor Forged:	25
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Q: How do i join? It’s simple, server version is 1.20.1 or above and you connect with IP: heesesmp.com Make sure to read our rules upon joining as not following them may get you permanently banned from the server.Q: What features does Heese SMP have? We have some plugins/features that enchance player’s experience such as: • Ability to save home and teleport to it • Ability to mine mob spawners and use them to make farms • No Grief Policy – The server does not use protection plugins, and in case that you have been griefed, report it to us with /griefreport • Player’s Heads drop on death • Create Shops using the TradeShop plugin • And more! Feel free to ask a staff member about anything you don’t understand Server rules are listed in ⁠rules channel on discord.

heesesmp.com:25604

TerraeMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8935
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Farms Harvested:	407	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3711
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that offers a unique and exciting survival experience on both Bedrock and Java editions?Look no further than TerraeMC! Our server boasts a Towny system that allows you to form your own town, join a nation and conquer the earth alongside other players.We run on Minecraft version 1.19 – 1.20.1 and are compatible with both Bedrock and Java editions. Our bedrock port is 19132.Visit our website at http://terraemc.net for more information and join our friendly and active Discord community at https://discord.gg/CQ2DYwH. Join TerraeMC today and start your adventure!

mcs.terraemc.net

Kinetic Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7327
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Towns Built:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Thanks for checking out our page. The Kinetic Network has been around for over 4 years hosting our own custom-built modpacks. In 2021 we also started to offer FTB and Curse modpacks alongside our own.We have modded servers for 1.7.10, 1.12.2, and 1.16.5. So whatever you think is the best update for modded, we’ve got you covered.Find out how to join our network here: https://kineticnetwork.net/

play.kineticnetwork.net

SummerCraft

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	816
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

JAVA AND BEDROCK! BEDROCK PORT: 54059Welcome to our vanilla-esque Minecraft survival server! Join us and experience the ultimate survival gameplay, where you must gather resources, build your own shelter, and face the challenges of the wild.Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more!Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more! Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!

play.aestascraft.net