Bitchcraft: Lieutenant Dan’s Lonely Server

Bitchcraft, Bitches, catchphrase, Character, classic movie, comedy, Dans, famous quote, Forrest Gump, funny, humor, iconic character, iconic line, iconic scene, insult, lack of bitches, Lieutenant, Lieutenant Dan, lonely, memorable quote, movie quote, no bitches, pop culture, Server, tom hanks

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7651
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever find, where we’ve got more bitches than Lieutenant Dan could ever dream of! Our server is so poppin’ that even the creepers are dropping it low for us.

Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles with mobs that are so savage, they make Herobrine look like a noob. Our players are so skilled, they can build a castle out of diamond blocks in under 10 minutes while blindfolded.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on the weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon drop the sickest beats while spitting fireballs at unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride that will leave you saying “You aint got no bitches, Lieutenant Dan” in the best way possible.

ZelenskyCraft – Peace Talks Edition

Conflict Resolution, current events, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, Peace, peace talks, political news, russia, Saudi meeting, summit, talks, trump, Trump administration, Ukraine, US, world leaders, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1366
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Falling into the Void:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	4506	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15

come join our epic minecraft server where trump and zelensky will be building peace talks in ukraine while battling it out in a pvp arena with russia and saudi arabia! witness the most epic showdowns as they fight for dominance in the land of blocks and pixels. join now for a chance to be the ultimate peacemaker and show off your building skills to the world! don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be part of history in the making!

VEXSTRIA

Adventurers Guild, Arenas, Bosses, Custom Items, Custom Mobs, Custom Plugins, Discord, Earth Map, elite mobs, gameplay, INFORMATION, Ip:, Minecraft, PvP, Quests, Resource World, Server, Shop, smp, Storyline, VEXSTRIA, Warps

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2291
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Star Shards Collected:	240
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features
Earth map
Warps to a resource world
Adventurers guild for fighting elite mobs and bosses
PvP arena
Custom plugins
Custom mobs
Custom items

For more information and to get the server IP, join the Discord server: https://discord.gg/GZTRzKarDp

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord server and find the IP address in the information section.
Is there a storyline for quests?	Yes, there is a storyline for quests in the adventurers guild.
Are there custom items available?	Yes, there are custom items on the server.
Can I PvP on the server?	Yes, there is a PvP arena available for players.

Flame Feathers: Wild Wings 1.20.2

1.20.2, Alluring Women, attractive females, Big breasts, big tits, Boobs, busty babes, busty beauties, busty girls, busty ladies, busty women, curvy girls, feathers, Flame, gorgeous girls, hot chicks, hot models, Seductive Ladies, Sensual Women, sexy women, Share, Sultry Babes, Voluptuous Figures, Wild, Wings

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2098
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you! Imagine a place where you can build your dream world, but with a twist – you gotta survive against crazy mobs and creepy crawlies!

Join our server and experience the thrill of exploring dungeons, fighting dragons, and collecting rare loot like a boss. Plus, our community is lit AF – you’ll never be bored with all the shenanigans and tomfoolery going on.

But wait, there’s more! We have epic events like build battles, treasure hunts, and even a weekly dance party at the village square. And did I mention our custom plugins that will blow your mind?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride and see why everyone is losing their minds over this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, in which case, bawk bawk away!

GymChatGriefer

Boundaries, Communication, Conversation, creepy encounters, gym, gym atmosphere, gym awkwardness, gym behavior, gym communication, gym discomfort, gym encounters, gym etiquette, gym interactions, GymChatGriefer, headphones, middle aged man, one-word answers, people skills, social cues, Social Interaction

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9097
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Holy Grails Found:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Are you tired of creepy gym encounters? Join our Minecraft server where you can workout without any middle-aged men giving you unsolicited advice! Our virtual gym is a safe space where you can stretch, lift weights, and run on the treadmill without any interruptions.

We promise you won’t run into any strange men telling you to work on your people skills. In fact, our server is filled with friendly players who just want to build, explore, and have a good time. Plus, you can wear all the headphones you want without anyone judging you!

So come join us and say goodbye to gym creepers for good. Who knew Minecraft could be such a great alternative to the gym?

RichKidMinecraftSMP

advantages, Awareness, disadvantages, ENTITLEMENT, experiences, financial status, Gratitude, humbling, Lifestyle, personal growth, perspective, Privilege, realization, Reflection, RichKidMinecraftSMP, SELF AWARENESS, social class, societal impact, societal norms, upbringing, wealth

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1397
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Emeralds Found:	2044	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Votes:	9050	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow crafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses and mining for diamonds like it’s their job? Well, have I got the server for you!

Picture this: a Minecraft SMP where the grass is made of emeralds, the pigs wear top hats, and the creepers explode in a shower of confetti. That’s right, this server is like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory on steroids!

But wait, there’s more! Joining this server will give you the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil unicorns, and even have tea parties with the Ender Dragon. Plus, every player gets their own personal butler to cater to their every Minecraft need.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most outrageous, ridiculous, and downright insane Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, diamonds are so last season – here, we mine for rainbows!

SNLcraft: What’s UR Fave Skit?

classic skits, comedy, Comedy Show, comedy sketches, Entertainment, fave, favorite skit, favorite SNL skit, funny skits, humor, iconic skits, late night, Live Television, memorable skits, pop culture, Popular skits, saturday night live, sketch comedy, skit, snl, SNLcraft, television, whats

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1360
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dimension Hops:	8	Towns Built:	9
Divine Spears Created:	28	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, get ready to have your mind blown and your sides split on our server! We’ve got more laughs than a stand-up comedy show hosted by a pack of hyenas.

Join us and you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget how to mine for diamonds. Our community is filled with hilarious characters who will have you rolling on the floor with their antics. Need a break from building? Take a break and watch our live SNL skit performances in-game.

So why join our server? Because life’s too short to be serious all the time. Come join the fun and see why we’re the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious Minecraft server around. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlockWarriors: BootsOnGround

BlockWarriors, boots on the ground, BootsOnGround, British troops, Conflict Resolution, crisis response, diplomatic efforts., european union, foreign policy, global security, Humanitarian Aid, International intervention, international relations, Keir Starmer, military deployment, military support, peace deal, peacekeeping mission, political leadership, Ukraine, United Kingdom

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9523
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Void Armor Forged:	27	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Runes Activated:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

LOL GUYZ, U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF! WE GOT DIAMONDS RAININ FROM DA SKY AND CREEPERS THAT GIVE U HUGS INSTEAD OF EXPLODIN!

ALSO, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNTOLD TREASURES FOR CHEAP!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY A FRIENDLY PUPPY WHO JUST WANTS TO PLAY FETCH WITH YOU!

SO WHAT R U WAITIN FOR? COME JOIN US AND LET’S HAVE A BLAST IN THIS CRAZY MINECRAFT WORLD! #YOLO #MINECRAFT4LIFE 🤪🎮🐲

Utka#1 server minecraft

admin area, donat, forever.., free, Friends, Minecraft, Players, Playing, Server, Utka#1, Vulture

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	176
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Divine Spears Created:	24	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Buildings Constructed:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

-faced vulture server for playing with friends without donat and the first 3 players will receive a free admin area forever

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GeoPol Server

alliances, apply, Approval, Automation, Behavior, Character, Conduct, criminal activity, Diplomacy, Doxxing, Factions, Geopol, Griefing, killing, Nations, Realism, rules, Server, stealing, strategy, Threats, Toxicity, Trade routes

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2544
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

GeoPol Server Overview

Welcome Message	Welcome to GeoPol – A Geopolitical Minecraft Experience!
Features	Join a growing, tight-knit community where you can help shape a world of nations, diplomacy, and strategy.
Temporary Map	Explore our temporary world while we prepare the main map. It’s your chance to get a feel for the server and provide feedback!
Why Join?	Influence the server’s rules and mechanics. Get an early start and learn the system. Experience a more relaxed world before the main launch.
Core Rules	Conduct: Be respectful. Toxic behavior won’t be tolerated. No doxxing, threats, or criminal activity. Build nations, not factions. In-Game: No griefing, stealing, or random killing. Food farms only; other automation needs approval. RP: Stay in character in RP channels. Alliances must be logical. Trade routes need to be realistic. Claim your builds to protect them.
Join GeoPol	Get in early, shape the server, and create your legacy. Ready to apply for a nation? Join now!
Version	1.21.1

FAQs

Q: How can I apply for a nation on GeoPol?

A: To apply for a nation, you can visit our website and fill out the application form under the “Join GeoPol” section.

Q: Are there any age restrictions to join the server?

A: GeoPol is open to players of all ages. However, we expect all players to follow the server rules and maintain a respectful environment for everyone.

Q: Can I suggest changes to the server’s rules and mechanics?

A: Yes, we encourage players to provide feedback and suggestions to help improve the server. You can share your ideas on our Discord server or through the in-game chat.

Q: Is PvP allowed on the server?

A: PvP is allowed under certain conditions, such as in designated PvP zones or during wars between nations. Random killing and griefing, however, are not permitted.

EpicCraft – Adventure Awaits 1.20

Adora Fortune, Adventure, anniversary voice packs, Arya Kuroha, Awaits, Azeria.EVE, Azusa Honami, birthday merch, Bluebell.EVE, Elyza.EVE, epiccraft, holiday voice packs, Hysteria.EVE, Jira Jisaki, Koma Oboro, Lan Philia, Lumi Yukime, Miki Hitsugi, Minya Scott, Mischief.EVE, Miu Akumiya, Mukuro Owarino, Nano Kozuya, Narin Mikure, Planei Hoshikuzu, Remia Aotsuki, Riko Solari, Seira Chinen, Siu Aisaka, Specialite General, TRiGGERPHiSH, Utahime Mochizuki, uwu market merch., Victoria Valerie, VSPO EN

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7922
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

And guess what? We got a schedule that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

Join us and play with Remia Aotsuki, Arya Kuroha, Jira Jisaki, Narin Mikure, Riko Solari, Miki Hitsugi, Utahime Mochizuki, Victoria Valerie, Miu Akumiya, Elyza.EVE, Bluebell.EVE, Mischief.EVE, Hysteria.EVE, Azeria.EVE, Nano Kozuya, Koma Oboro, Siu Aisaka, Azusa Honami, Minya Scott, Tsukasa Ryogoku, Seira Chinen, Planei Hoshikuzu, Mukuro Owarino, Lumi Yukime, and more!

Plus, we got some crazy merch and voice packs that will make you scream “heck yeah!” So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started! 🤪🎉

FishyRoomie Minecraft Server

advice, apartment, awkward, cleanliness, Communication, Confrontation, EMBARRASSMENT, Fish, FishyRoomie, friendship, hygiene, living situation, Mildew, Minecraft, onions, personal space, roommate, roommate communication, roommate conflict, roommate dynamics, roommate etiquette, Server, smell

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	678
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Crops Grown:	3174
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Hey there gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild time filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

Picture this: you log onto the server and immediately notice a strange smell lingering in the air. You start exploring and realize that the source of the smell is one of your fellow players! That’s right, we have a real-life stinker in our midst. Will you confront them about their odor or try to avoid them at all costs? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! We also have secret group chats where you can air out all your dirty laundry and confront awkward situations head-on. Who knows what drama will unfold when you bring up that one player who never showers? Will they get embarrassed and lash out, or will they finally take a hint and clean up their act?

So come join our server for a one-of-a-kind experience filled with laughs, surprises, and maybe even a little bit of stink. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

SisNoWaitCraft

#workout, Apology, Athletic, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, disagreement, efficiency, Exercise, family, FITNESS, Glutes, growth, Listening, misunderstanding, Pace, patience, resolution, self improvement, sibling, SisNoWaitCraft

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6031
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Crops Grown:	6890	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	112	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Potions Brewed:	129	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where working out your glutes is a top priority! Join us for Gluten Day and watch your pixelated posterior grow like never before. Our workouts are so effective, even creepers will be mirin’ your gains.

But beware, not everyone can keep up with the pace of our glute-building exercises. Just like in real life, some players may be college athlete level while others are still learning how to jump over a block. Don’t let that stop you from joining in on the fun!

And if you encounter any drama with your fellow players, just remember that sometimes the problem isn’t you – it’s just the way the blocks fall. So come on over to our server and let’s squat, lunge, and pixelate our way to booty gains together. Who knows, you might even make a new workout buddy who matches your pace perfectly. Just watch out for any sibling squabbles over who’s the real glute master!

CommunityCraft

bedrock, CommunityCraft, Cooperative Survival, Creative world server, hard difficulty, In-game chat., java, Join us in the Discord, no cheating, no land claims, no paid ranks, Player led economy, Powerful dedicated server, Proximity Simple Voice Chat, PvP, Semi Vanilla

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5499
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

CommunityCraft SMP Overview

Version	1.21.4
Server Type	Cooperative Survival
Difficulty	Hard
Platforms	Java & Bedrock
IP	play.communitycraft.online

FAQ

Question	Answer
What makes CommunityCraft SMP different?	Community-built and led server with multiple owners, no single person has final say. Friendly admin team.
What kind of server is this?
How do I join?	Join the Discord, submit an application, and get on the server.

Hollow Haven Craft 1.20.3

1.20.3, anguish, BROKEN, Craft, Darkness, dejection, depression, desolation, Despair, emptiness, going hollow, Grief, Haven, Heartache, Hollow, hopeless, ISOLATION, Loneliness, Lost, numbness, Sadness, sorrow

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6179
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Meteorites Collected:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Because if you’re not playing on this server, you might as well be going hollow like in Dark Souls. Join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you questioning reality.

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, and our community is so lit, it’s like a bonfire in the Undead Burg. Plus, our events are so wild, they make the Bed of Chaos look like a walk in the park.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get ready to go hollow in the best way possible. Just don’t blame us if you start seeing creepers in real life.

MomSnipper Minecraft Server

aita, AQUARIUM, back hurt, family friend, filter, Grumpy, husband, inappropriate, Jellyfish, lunch, mean, Minecraft, minimum number of guests, Miserable, mom, MomSnipper, passed away, pee on her, Server, small kids, Snippy, son’s first birthday, talk again

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2439
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Mines Excavated:	1853
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	11

Are you tired of boring aquarium birthday parties where your mom talks about death and jellyfish stings? Join our Minecraft server for a wild and crazy time that will make you forget all about awkward family outings!

On our server, you can build your own underwater world filled with jellyfish that definitely won’t sting you (unless you want them to). And if you ever need to pee on someone, there’s a whole section dedicated to that – just kidding, we don’t condone that kind of behavior!

Forget about family drama and join our server for non-stop fun and adventure. Who needs an aquarium when you can have a virtual world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations? Join now and leave the awkward family outings behind!