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TownHumorMinecraftSMP

amusement, Chuckle, city, Community, funny, humorous street names, jest, Laughter, local landmarks, Neighborhood, quirky, residential areas, road signs, Smile, street signs, TOWN, TownHumorMinecraftSMP, Unique, urban development, Urban planning, WIT

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6376
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

OMG you guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! We have streets named after famous Minecraft mobs like Creeper Lane and Enderman Avenue. But wait, it gets even better – we also have a street called Potato Street because one time a player accidentally planted a potato and it grew into a giant potato that took over the whole street! It’s like a potato apocalypse, but in a funny way, you know? So come join us and experience the madness for yourself, you won’t regret it!

Pixel Nudity Prohibited

acceptance, body image, comfort level, Confidence, cultural beliefs, Expression, freedom, individual choice, Legal, modesty, nudity, nudity taboo, personal boundaries, personal comfort, PIXEL, Prohibited, public nudity, self esteem, self-consciousness, shame, social norms, societal expectations, societal judgment

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	994
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where public nudity is not only legal but encouraged! Imagine roaming the virtual world completely in the buff, showing off your pixelated assets to all your fellow players. The only thing stopping you from joining in on the fun is… well, absolutely nothing! So come on down and let it all hang out on our server. Who needs clothes when you have diamond armor to protect you, am I right? Join now and embrace your inner nudist in the most blocky and hilarious way possible!

NavalnyCraft Minecraft Server

activism, Activist, anti-government, civil rights, Corruption, Democracy, democracy movement, Free Russia, HUMAN RIGHTS, Justice, Minecraft, Navalny, Navalny’s Widow, NavalnyCraft, opposition leader, opposition movement, political activism, political change, protest, putin, russia, Server, social justice

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8879
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Meteorites Collected:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	New Chunks Explored:	529805
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we fight for a ‘free’ Russia like Navalny’s widow! We got crazy battles, like fighting off zombie Putin clones and building statues of Navalny out of diamond blocks! Join us and be part of the revolution, comrades! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we plot to overthrow the Ender Dragon and bring true freedom to the land of Minecraft! So grab your pickaxe and let’s make Mother Russia proud!

Democraftia: Bolso-Bashers United

Accountability, BolsoBashers, bolsonaro, Brazil, Brazilians, Corruption, current events, Democracy, democracy at work, democracy in action, Democraftia, Government, Impeachment, leadership, News, POLITICAL CRISIS, political turmoil, Politics, PROTESTS, south america, strength, United

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3628
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have BRAZILIANS hailing the STRENGTH of democracy while we call out BOLSONARO for being a total noob. we got crazy builds, insane pvp battles, and even a secret underground base where we plot to overthrow the government (jk…or are we?). join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. you won’t regret it, unless you do, but who cares because it’s all in good fun, right? so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s make some memories together on this epic minecraft server!

Fish Follower Frenzy

Animal Behavior, Behavior, bream, Communication, diver, diver interaction, Fish, fish behavior, fish intelligence, fish research, fish study, Follower, Frenzy, human-fish interaction, humans, intelligence, marine life, recognition, researchers, study, Training, Treats, Wild fish

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1573
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Falling into the Void:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Void Gems Collected:	40	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

OMG, dis server is like no other, bro! we got fish dat can tell humans apart when dey dress different! like, imagine swimming around and da fish be like “oh, dat dude in da pink speedo is Steve, he always brings me treats!” we trained dem bream to follow a specific diver for treats, so now dey basically our underwater spies, lmao! join dis server if you wanna be part of da fishy secret agent squad and change da way we treat fish forever! swim with da fishes, but not in a mafia way, in a cool Minecraft way! 🐟🕶️🎮 #FishySpies #UnderwaterMinecraftMafia

❤️ Free cases for parkour ❤️ server minecraft

1000 lvl, 283408, 30045188y629800899405989966998947, banner, Cases, cases for each player, cases for parkour, Donations, Free Admin, free cases, Free Donations, GIF, Hus, Large Online, Lazy, love, Minecraft, Minecraftrating, Parkour, player, Server, Servers, Storage, TrulyMine

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8530
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	142
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

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Lasergurkenland

32gb ram, 5 year old world, Anarchy, big farms, Domain, Empty, free, Hosted, i7-6700HQ, Large farms, Lasergurkenland, latest java version, No Lag, No Rules, Private, Public, pure vanilla, TerraByte, Updating, vanilla minecraft, Zillyhuhn

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5779
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	29	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Lasergurkenland Minecraft Server Overview

Description	Public pure vanilla server without rules
World Reset	Not reset since launch in 2020
World Size	2 terabyte
Rules	No rules at all
Server Specs	i7-6700HQ (8) @ 3.500GHz, 32GB of RAM
Access	lgl.zillyhuhn.com

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	Yes, there are no rules against griefing
Can players create their own factions or groups?	Players are free to create their own factions or groups
Is there any age restriction to join the server?	No, players of all ages are welcome
Are there any banned items or activities?	No, all items and activities are allowed
How often is the server updated to the latest java version?	The server is always updated to the latest java version

Frost Kingdom Realms 1.20.6

1.20.6, Community Backlash, criminal activity, discrimination, extremism, extremist beliefs, far-right movements, frost, group dynamics, hate crimes, hate groups, indoctrination, Kingdom, law enforcement monitoring, Propaganda, racism, radicalization, radicalization process, Realms, recruitment tactics, social isolation, supremacist ideology, Violent extremism, white power groups

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6621
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Yo, bro, do you wanna join our Minecraft server? It’s lit AF and we don’t discriminate against anyone, even white power groups!

Join us for a wild ride where you can unleash your inner crazy and build the most outrageous structures ever seen in the Minecraft universe.

Forget about the downsides of joining a white power group, here you can be whoever you want to be without any judgment.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s embark on this epic journey together. Who knows what kind of madness awaits us in this wacky world of blocks and pixels!

TatTVShowNoHubbyAITA

body art, Communication, decision, fire and blood, game of thrones, High Valyrian, husband, indifference, Marriage, matching tattoos, overreacting, personal choice, relationship, Sigil, small tattoo, Symbolism, targaryen, tattoo, TatTVShowNoHubbyAITA, Trust, tv show

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5999
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	30
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Emeralds Found:	7961
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	132	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Potions Brewed:	30	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where decisions are made with fire and blood…just kidding! But seriously, if you’re looking for a server where you can express yourself freely without having to consult your significant other, then look no further!

Join us and show off your badass Targaryen sigil tattoo with the High Valyrian words “I will take what is mine with fire and blood.” Who needs approval when you have dragons on your side, am I right?

We understand the importance of individuality and self-expression, so feel free to ink up your Minecraft character with all the tattoos you desire. No need to consult your virtual spouse here!

So come on over and join our server, where tattoos are celebrated and decisions are made independently. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a fellow Game of Thrones fan to conquer the virtual world with!

PolitePleasure Minecraft SMP

approach, Boundaries, Communication, consent, DATING, Etiquette, inquire, Intimacy, Minecraft, Polite, PolitePleasure, proposition, propositioning, relationships, Request, respectful, romance, seduction, sex, smp

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1399
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	133
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to ask for sex in the politest way possible!

Imagine a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your wingman in picking up chicks. Picture a land where diamonds are actually a currency used to buy pick-up lines that are guaranteed to get you laid. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground club where Endermen are the bouncers and only the smoothest talkers can get in.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the crazy world of our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, the politest way to ask someone for sex is with a bouquet of roses and a beautifully handwritten love letter. Good luck, gamers!

CaffeineCraft – No More Coffee!

addiction, Caffeine, CaffeineCraft, catastrophe, coffee, Crisis, Despair, disbelief, emotions, global impact, hypothetical event, hypothetical future, hypothetical question, hypothetical scenario, hypothetical situation, hypothetical world, morning routine, Panic, shock, Wake Up, Withdrawal

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4078
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Endless Night Skies:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

How would you feel if you wake up tomorrow and they tell you, that there’s no more coffee in the world? Well, fear not my jittery friends, because on our Minecraft server, we have an unlimited supply of virtual coffee to keep you caffeinated and ready to conquer the blocky world!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on a giant flying llama while battling evil zombie villagers with enchanted diamond pickaxes. Build your own castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored obsidian and challenge other players to a dance-off in the town square.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can boogie down with the fearsome beast and win epic loot prizes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground bunker filled with talking cows who give out valuable quests.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and never run out of coffee or crazy adventures again!

LittleDigPlanet

Adult, AFK players, Block logging, Chat Functionality, Chest locking, Community, Creative, Discord, DiscordSVR, Dynmap, Grief Protection, hard difficulty, legacy server, LittleDigPlanet, Mature, Minecraft, multiplayer, Server, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9368
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Magic Items Found:	2103	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Age Requirement	25+ years old
Ranks	No ranks or moderator positions
Map	New map started on June 9th, 2023 with the 1.20 update
World Border	30k blocks in every direction from spawn, to be expanded in the future
Player Count	8-12 players online at peak times
Difficulty	Hard
View Distance	32 Chunks
Additional Servers	Legacy Server, Creative Server
Exceptions to Vanilla	Enderman and Creeper griefing turned off, DynMap usage, DiscordSVR integration, AFK player exclusion from sleep count, chat text color plugin

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server if I am under 25 years old?

A: No, the server has an age requirement of 25 years or older.

Q: Are there ranks or moderator positions on the server?

A: No, the server is run independently by the owners without ranks or moderator positions.

Q: What is the world border size?

A: The world border is currently set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn, but will be expanded in the future.

… (and more FAQ questions and answers)

Epic Quests & Adventures 1.20.3

1.20.3, Adventures, casual encounters, Casual Sex, consequences, Epic, fear of consequences, fear of STDs, get fucked, Hookups, promiscuity, Quests, random dudes, risky behavior, risky choices, risky sex, Scared, sexual health, sexual health awareness, sexual safety, STDs, suck dick, unprotected sex

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7531
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	1182
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	23

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! I mean, who needs to suck random dick when you can just play Minecraft, amirite? STDs are like, so last season, but building epic structures in Minecraft? That’s where it’s at, my dude. Plus, who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have on this server – way better than risking your health for a quick thrill, am I right? So come on, join us and let’s build some epic shit together!

ShitCraft: Pre-Game Poop Party

bathroom, Defensive, entitled, expensive, Friend, Group Chat, gut problems, Hangout, House, mood, offensive, Party, Plans, Poop, pregame, selfish, ShitCraft, stink, texted, toilet paper, treat myself

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	996
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Love Letters Sent:	19	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Void Armor Forged:	18	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with friends who stink up your virtual house? Look no further! Join our server and leave your smelly friends behind. Our server is a safe haven for those who appreciate a fresh-smelling virtual environment.

We promise that no one will poop all over your virtual house, and if they do, we have virtual air fresheners to save the day! Plus, our virtual toilet paper is top-notch, so you won’t have to worry about anyone treating themselves to your bathroom without permission.

Join our server now and say goodbye to stinky friends and hello to a clean and fresh gaming experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

SirenCraft SMP

Airplane, ALARM, ALERT, Aviation, CREW, emergency, emergency procedures, emergency protocol, emergency situation, evacuation, fear, Flight, Panic, passenger, plane, reaction, Safety, SIREN, SirenCraft, smp, travel, unexpected

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9591
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	93	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato and it came to life and started dancing around the server. And another time, someone accidentally spawned a million chickens and the whole server crashed from all the clucking. It’s like a wild party every day on this server, you never know what’s gonna happen next! So come join us and be part of the chaos, it’s gonna be a blast!

Players:	104/200	Votes:	4351
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Meteorites Collected:	0
Chimeras Created:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	77	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3