New Minecraft Servers

BioBlocker: No Aunties Allowed

BioBlocker: No Aunties Allowed

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of dealing with crazy relatives? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of drama and chaos that will make your family seem like a walk in the park.

Our server is perfect for those who need a break from reality and want to escape into a world where the only drama is whether or not to adopt your niece from foster care. Create your own virtual family and decide whether or not to adopt in-game children, all while avoiding the judgmental stares of your pixelated relatives.

With our server, you can block annoying family members just like you would block annoying players. Build your dream home, start a virtual career, and live out your wildest fantasies without any real-life consequences.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave your real-life family drama behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual niece to adopt and show your relatives that you’re not so selfish after all.

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  • CEO’s Life Ruined Minecraft SMP

    CEO’s Life Ruined Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can take down C-List CEOs in the most hilarious way possible? Join our server and uncover the scandalous secrets of these right-wing jerkwads! We’ve got CEOs who are into CEO erotica and we’re ready to expose their Tumblr likes to the world. Join us for some reputation-destroying fun and let’s ruin some public lives together! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Ugly Characters Minecraft Server

    Ugly Characters Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of looking at those blocky, pixelated characters in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can play as the one and only Lara Croft! That’s right, say goodbye to Steve and Alex, and hello to the ultimate badass tomb raider.

    Join our server for the chance to explore ancient temples, battle evil villains, and raid tombs just like Lara herself. Who needs diamonds when you can find priceless artifacts and treasure instead?

    So why settle for boring old Minecraft when you can channel your inner Lara Croft and embark on epic adventures? Join our server now and let the fun begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Slavs Germs Nords Minecraft SMP

    Slavs Germs Nords Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further than our crazy SMP! We’ve got a wild mix of slavs, germs, and nords running around causing chaos and building the most ridiculous structures you’ve ever seen.

    Join us if you want to witness a slav riding a polar bear into battle against a germ riding a giant sausage. Or how about a nord building a castle made entirely out of meatballs? Anything is possible on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe our server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

    So come on over and join the madness! Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server, known for your epic battles and insane builds. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Ancient Races Minecraft Server

    Ancient Races Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the ancient history of the Korean and Finnish races! Did you know that original Finns looked like mediterranean or Arab people? It’s true! They either became extinct or traveled to establish Rome or Greece – talk about world domination! And those crackers who larp as them? Just spawn devils created by Yakub himself!

    Join our server for a chance to uncover the secrets of these ancient civilizations and maybe even unlock hidden powers within yourself. Who knows, you might even discover the lost city of Atlantis while mining for diamonds! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and become a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Minecraft SMP – Western VTubers Thread

    Minecraft SMP – Western VTubers Thread

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Brown Eyes Edition Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and questionable decisions. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – We have a secret underground chicken fight club run by VTubers. Bet on your favorite feathered fighter and watch them peck their way to victory! – Our server is haunted by a ghostly Koikatsu card that roams the land, challenging players to duels with their customized characters. Will you be able to defeat the spooky specter? – The Ref Sheets are actually ancient scrolls that hold the key to unlocking hidden powers within the game. Collect them all and become the ultimate Minecraft master! – We have a Tiermaker challenge where players must rank their favorite VTubers in order to gain access to a secret realm filled with riches and rare loot. Choose wisely, or face the consequences! – And last but not least, our Cytube watchalong is a virtual movie night where players gather to watch the most bizarre and hilarious videos on the internet. Get ready to laugh until your sides hurt!

    So come join us on the Brown Eyes Edition Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in a virtual world. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    New Minecraft Server
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