Are you tired of dealing with dumb bimbos on other Minecraft servers? Join our server and never worry about encountering a L again! Our server is bimbo-free guaranteed!

We don’t tolerate moon landing conspiracy theorists here, only serious gamers who know the truth about the moon. Plus, our ovens are always turned off when not in use, so you won’t have to worry about burning down your virtual house.

Join now and experience a drama-free environment where you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs without any distractions from moronic players. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join today and say goodbye to bimbos forever!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 92/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 4
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 35
Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 14
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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