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| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 5437 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 45 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 8275 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 46 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
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if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of villagers will sing “Billie Jean” in perfect harmony.
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