BikiniBlockParty | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6305
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Towns Built:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where trying on bathing suits in your bedroom is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and scandalous moments.

Explore our virtual world with your friends and show off your best bathing suit creations in the privacy of your own virtual bedroom. Who knows what kind of crazy reactions you’ll get from other players when they catch a glimpse of your pixelated booty hanging out!

Join now and experience the thrill of pushing the boundaries of Minecraft fashion while causing drama and chaos among your fellow players. Don’t miss out on the chance to make unforgettable memories and questionable decisions in our one-of-a-kind server. See you there!

Cute Flip Loli Wife Minecraft SMP

adorable, affectionate, asian, Beautiful, couple goals, cute, cute wife, Filipino, Flip, Flip Loli, Flip Loli wife, Happy, Joyful, Loli, love, Lovely, marriage goals, married life, Minecraft, relationship, smiling, smp, SWEET, Wife

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7446
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Towns Built:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to meet my adorable Flip Loli wife, who is the reigning queen of our server! She will guide you through the treacherous lands of our world with her magical powers and impeccable fashion sense. Plus, rumor has it she can summon an army of rainbow sheep to do her bidding. So if you want to hang out with the coolest couple in Minecraft history and witness some truly epic adventures, come join us today! Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns along the way – like that time we accidentally turned our entire village into flying pigs. Oops!

WifeWatch Minecraft Server

Boundaries, checking in, Communication, confusion, control, emotional response, hurt feelings, late night, marriage conflict, marriage counseling, marriage issues, midnight phone call, Minecraft, ownership, Partnership, personal space, relationship dynamics, Respect, Server, Support, Trust, Understanding, WifeWatch

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6714
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7611
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of communication? Look no further than our server, where we encourage midnight phone calls to check in on your loved ones! Join us for a night of fun and adventure, where we promise not to accuse you of trying to control the situation or thinking you own us. Our server is the perfect place to work out any marriage issues you may have, all while building epic structures and battling mobs. So come join us and let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

GiftGriefCraft

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Consumption issues, emotional labor, ethical consumption, Family didn’t respect wishes, family dynamics, Generosity, gift giving, gift refusal, GiftGriefCraft, gratefulness, living space, Minimalist, Opposite of minimal, practical gifts, shopping addiction, unwanted gifts, Wasteful

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8897
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1263
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Dimension Hops:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Are you tired of receiving useless gifts from your family every Christmas? Do you dread the thought of driving around with unwanted presents in your car until summer? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the cycle of gift-giving madness!

Our server is a safe haven for those who have had enough of receiving purses, scarves, and other random junk they don’t need. Say goodbye to the stress of dealing with unwanted gifts and hello to a community of like-minded individuals who understand your struggle.

Don’t let your family guilt-trip you into accepting gifts you don’t want. Block your sister, ignore the tears, and join our server where you can finally say no to unnecessary presents. Who needs a Bluetooth speaker when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and fun?

So come on, join us and let’s celebrate a gift-free Christmas together! Who needs material possessions when you have the gift of friendship and laughter in the world of Minecraft?

GirlPower Minecraft SMP

athletic ability, Female Athletes, gender equality, gender stereotypes, girlpower, Minecraft, physical differences, smp, sports analysis, sports competition, sports dominance, sports gender gap, sports performance, sports performance comparison, sports physiology, sports psychology, sports research, sports science, sports skills, sports statistics, sports training, Women in sports

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3890
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	165522	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Magic Items Found:	3516	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

OMG, so like, on this totally epic Minecraft SMP, we have this crazy competition where women can totally dominate the men! It’s like, this wild PvP tournament where the ladies just wreck the dudes every time. It’s all because they have this secret power-up that gives them super strength and speed. And like, the men are just left in awe of their amazing skills. So if you wanna see some girl power in action, you gotta join our SMP and witness the epic battles for yourself! It’s like, the ultimate showdown of the sexes, but with blocks and swords and stuff. So come join us and witness the madness!

CraftyBrokeLand

budgeting, cost-prohibitive, CraftyBrokeLand, economic burden, excessive spending, expensive, Extravagant, financial strain, high cost, inflation, Lavish, luxury, not worth it, out of reach, Overpriced, price hike, price increase, unaffordable, unattainable, unreasonably expensive, unsustainable

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6871
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2339	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ores Mined:	8797
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Endless Night Skies:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Holy Grails Found:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced enchanted gear? Come join our Minecraft server where everything is so cheap, it’s practically free! We’ve got villagers selling diamond armor for the price of a single emerald, and you can buy a stack of enchanted golden apples for just a few measly iron ingots.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who showers players with riches and rare items just for saying “oink” in chat. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where mobs drop nothing but enchanted loot and dance to the beat of note blocks.

So why waste your time grinding for resources when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft millionaire without breaking a sweat? Come on in and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

UkrainianCraft: 52 Drones Down, 44 Vanished

aerial threats, air superiority, Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense systems, destroy, Drones, Military, Military operations, missile defense, national security, Overnight, Radar, russia, Surveillance, Technology, UAVs, Ukrainian air defences, UkrainianCraft, VANISHED, WARFARE

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7522
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like Ukrainian air defences up in here destroying 52 out of 103 UAVs launched by Russia overnight! And get this, 44 more just straight up disappear from radar like magic! It’s like a war zone up in this server, but with blocks and creepers instead of missiles and stuff. So come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness!

Caffeine Craze Server

Activity, alertness, Caffeine, cognitive enhancement, CRAZE, findings, Impact, Improvement, Intake, nervousness, neurology, participants, Performance, physiological effects, Psychology, reaction times, research, Server, spain, stimulant, study, Tasks

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4863
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like drinkin 6 mg/kg of caffeine but without da jitters, u feel me? like, ur reaction times gonna be off da charts, u gonna be buildin and fightin like a pro. plus, u gonna be sooo nervous, alert, and active, u gonna be unstoppable in da game. so come join us and get ur caffeine fix without da side effects, it’s gonna be lit!

Fantasy Isles 1.21.2

1.21.2, alchemy lab, crew directory., Dark Claw Beast Weapon, Extra Drops Campaign, FANTASY, gbf advanced search, gbf grid and teambuilding, granblue fantasy, Granblue Fantasy FES 2024, granblue fantasy toolbox, Grand Raphael, Grand Yatima, Holy Night’s Starring Light outfit, Isles, Negima Collab, New Year’s Special, Orologia summon, Qilin Saint Koku, rise of the beasts, Sandalphon character song Orison, Skyscope Winter Missions, Snake Zodiac Indra, Surprise Ticket, unite & fight, wiki advanced grids, Zodiac Anni Event

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	732
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Star Shards Collected:	255

Yo, bros and broettes! Have you heard about this lit Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster? Join us for a crazy time that’s more bonkers than a creeper in a disco!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!

Game Fixer Minecraft SMP

assassins, base, cabinet, Coma, defcon.1, donnie, DONNY, election, Fixer, Fixing Games Part 1, Game, Gangs, johnny gat, Keith David, Kinzie, masked assassin, Matt, Miami, Minecraft, Monica Hughes, Nuke, president, Rally, rival candidates, Saints, saints row 4, secretary of transportation, security compromised, serious moments, Shaundi, showdown, SILAS, smp

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9699
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Zombie Dances:	10

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in our wild world where you can become the president of our virtual city, just like in Saints Row 4. Take down rival candidates, recruit your cabinet (with Donnie as the secretary of transportation, of course), and face off against masked assassins sent by your enemies.

But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.

Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!

ERvisitMinecraftServer

avoiding husband, communication problems, emotional response, ER visit, ERvisitMinecraftServer, feeling disrespected, feeling hurt, feeling ignored, feeling neglected, feeling unappreciated, feeling unimportant, feeling unloved, lack of empathy, lack of support, new apartment, Pain, putting in effort, relationship issues, running errands, tiredness, upset feelings

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5992
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will cure your real-life drama? Look no further than our server! We promise that joining us will make you forget all about your husband’s tired feet and your mysterious left side pain. Our virtual world is so engaging, you won’t even have time to think about real-life problems.

Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!

GiftTagGateCraft

Boundaries, children, christmas, Christmas traditions, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Disappointment, family, family dynamics, generational differences, gift giving, gift tags, GiftTagGateCraft, guilt tripping, holiday, long distance, mother-in-law, online shopping, Personalization, Presents

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9873
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any sneaky grandmas trying to steal credit for your hard-earned loot! Imagine logging in to find all your diamond armor labeled “from grandma” – the horror! But fear not, on our server, you can rest assured that all your treasures will be rightfully yours, no grandma tags allowed.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SlimPickaxe SMP

body image, body positivity, self esteem, SlimPickaxe, smp, social interactions, transformation, weight loss, weight loss challenges, weight loss changes, weight loss community, weight loss confidence, weight loss empowerment, weight loss experiences, weight loss impact, weight loss journey, weight loss mindset, weight loss motivation, weight loss reflections, weight loss success, weight loss support, weight loss transformation

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6331
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Alien Abductions:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, like what even is that?! And then I saw a creeper doing the Macarena, like, I can’t even make this stuff up!

But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”

So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

DreamCraft: Morning Brain Farts

bizarre ideas, Brain, curious mind, DreamCraft, eccentric reflections, farts, morning, morning thoughts, odd musings, offbeat ideas, outlandish musings, peculiar morning thoughts, quirky brainwaves, quirky ponderings, random thoughts, strange thoughts, strange waking thoughts, surreal waking thoughts, unconventional thinking, unique thoughts, unusual reflections, unusual waking thoughts, waking up, weird thoughts

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2638
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	6954
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	386	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Are you tired of waking up with boring thoughts like “What should I have for breakfast?” or “Do I really have to go to work today?” Well, join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild with the weirdest thoughts you’ve ever had after waking up!

Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!

Operation Surgeon Swearers

Accuracy, Behavior, buzz wire, childrens game, Competition, completion rate, concentration, dexterity, hand-eye coordination, hospital staff, medical professionals, Nurses, Operation, Performance, Physicians, research, skill, SPEED, study, Surgeon, Surgeons, Swearers, swearing

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9890
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2229
Animals Bred:	84	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got surgeons up in here showing off their mad skills like they playing Operation on a kid’s buzzy wire game! Can you believe it? 84% of these surgeons can complete the game in just 5 minutes, beating out all them other hospital peeps like physicians and nurses! And get this, they also swear like sailors while they playing, with 50% of them dropping F-bombs left and right! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here, so come join the fun and see if you got what it takes to hang with these surgical savages!

Survival without everything Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, Fun, Hardcore, Minecraft, Minigames, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Survival Without Everything, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6218
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Enchantments Applied:	165
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	2789	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Alien Abductions:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

The owner of the “Survival Without Everything” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

CryackG.aternos.me:27247