Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where choosing a distro is just as important as choosing your Minecraft skin! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that the base was built by a group of elite players who can fly in real life. Yes, you heard that right. Fly. In. Real. Life.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, a player who can communicate with dragons and ride them into battle. Imagine soaring through the skies on the back of a majestic dragon, breathing fire and causing chaos wherever you go.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, look no further. Join us and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life. Just remember to choose your distro wisely – it could mean the difference between victory and defeat.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 104/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • LEO-SMP

    LEO-SMP

    LEO-SMP

    Welcome to LEO-SMP, your ultimate Minecraft Survival Multiplayer experience! Dive into our world where vanilla gameplay meets carefully curated enhancements to create a fun and immersive environment for players across platforms.

    Server Features: Cross-Play Compatibility: Connect effortlessly with friends across Java and Bedrock Editions using ViaVersion and GeyserMC. Enjoy a unified experience no matter what platform you’re on! One Player Sleep: Skip the night with just one player sleeping, making the night cycle smoother and more convenient for everyone. Keep Inventory: Focus on exploring and building with confidence, knowing that your items are safe with keep inventory enabled.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Dux Vanilla

    Dux Vanilla

    Welcome to Dux Vanilla, where the true essence of Minecraft meets the survival elite! Our server is designed for those seeking the classic Minecraft experience, but with a dedicated and competitive community. Version: 1.16 to 1.21 Java e Bedrock

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Animals Bred: 44 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • ”> S-Stop Minecraft Server”

    ”> S-Stop Minecraft Server”
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you better watch out or I’ll become the Berserk! That’s right, our admin has a secret power that will unleash chaos and mayhem upon anyone who dares to challenge them.

    Join us if you dare, but be prepared for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few surprises along the way. Who knows what will happen next on our wild and wacky server? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you can handle the Berserk!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Buildings Constructed: 47 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 26 Legendary Items Repaired: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Minecraft SMP: Friendly Reminder Watch Mii’s

    Minecraft SMP: Friendly Reminder Watch Mii’s
    Hey there, fellow blockheads! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you!

    Join our wacky world where the only rule is that you MUST have watched Mii’s show. Why, you ask? Because Mii is actually the secret ruler of our server, and if you haven’t watched their show, you might accidentally summon a horde of angry creepers to your base. Trust us, you don’t want that.

    But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. We have regular events like llama races (yes, llamas can race in Minecraft, don’t question it), and every full moon, the entire server transforms into werewolves. It’s chaos, but in the best way possible.

    So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and Mii’s watchlist). See you in the blocky world!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 41 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Epic Quests Completed: 28 Alien Abductions: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • GrannyCraft BdayBash

    GrannyCraft BdayBash
    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your messy family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise there will be no fights, no tension, and definitely no buried heads in the sand. Join us for a virtual family where everyone gets along and there’s never a bad Christmas in sight.

    Our server is the perfect place to celebrate your 18th birthday without any unwanted family drama. Throw your own party with us and leave the real-life chaos behind. Our virtual family will welcome you with open arms and no one will accuse you of inconveniencing your grandparents.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to the blended family drama. We promise you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • PleasureCraft SMP

    PleasureCraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of punching trees for wood, getting chased by creepers, and accidentally falling into lava while mining for diamonds!

    Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner chaos. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to start a prank war with your fellow players? We encourage it!

    Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a secret society of llamas that control the economy. Join us and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community on the block!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Ether Blades Crafted: 10
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • HousePartyGriefer

    HousePartyGriefer
    Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our community is filled with mischievous players who love to prank each other in the most outrageous ways possible. From filling someone’s house with chickens to turning their entire base into a giant lava pit, the possibilities for chaos are endless.

    But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground society of players who have created their own civilization complete with a currency system, government, and even a black market for rare items. Joining this society means you’ll have to prove your worth through a series of ridiculous challenges, including a parkour course made entirely of slime blocks and a maze filled with traps and puzzles.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you can let your inner troll run wild and embark on crazy adventures with a group of like-minded players, then look no further. Join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 98 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Zombie Dances: 9 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Space Chaos: Musk’s Starlink

    Space Chaos: Musk’s Starlink
    so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is outta this world? well, this server is literally outta this world cuz elon musk’s starlink satellites be causin chaos up in earth’s orbit. but don’t worry, we got u covered with a server that is so lit, it’s like playin in outer space.

    join us for some epic adventures as we navigate through the cosmic chaos caused by musk’s satellites. build ur own space station, battle aliens, and mine for space diamonds. trust me, u won’t find a server like this anywhere else in the galaxy.

    so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s explore the final frontier together. who knows, maybe we’ll even discover a new planet made entirely of diamonds. yolo, amirite?

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 24 Dragon Eggs Found: 7857
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 23 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Potions Brewed: 157
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • ArcadiaRP

    ArcadiaRP

    Arcadia Roleplay! Version: 1.17.x IP: mc.arcadiaroleplay.it Come join us and enjoy the adventure!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 16
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5509 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 24 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Blocky Brainiacs Minecraft Server

    Blocky Brainiacs Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to escape to a world where billionaires with ties to secret organizations run islands for the wealthy and powerful to engage in scandalous activities? Look no further than our server!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, secret societies, and hidden agendas. Explore mysterious islands, uncover government cover-ups, and maybe even stumble upon some shocking evidence along the way.

    Who needs diamonds and gold when you can uncover the truth behind it all? Join our server now and see where the rabbit hole takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, the truth is out there…somewhere in our Minecraft world!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 44
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Cum Giving Friends Minecraft SMP

    Cum Giving Friends Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can join a group of friends who have no idea how much cum you’ve given them! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. They may or may not be plotting world domination. – Our server is protected by a team of ninja chickens who will peck anyone who tries to grief or steal. – We have a giant statue of a potato that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t ask how we built it, just enjoy the show. – Our community events include synchronized pig racing, llama fashion shows, and underwater basket weaving competitions. – Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples somewhere in the world. Good luck finding it!

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the wacky adventures and unexpected surprises that await you. Just don’t mention the cum to your friends, okay?

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Dragons Tamed: 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 66
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 29
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5 Divine Scrolls Written: 10

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • ThirstyCraft

    ThirstyCraft
    Are you tired of your Minecraft server mates stealing your precious resources without asking? Join our server where we guarantee that no one will drink your water or soda without permission!

    We have a strict policy against beverage theft and encourage open communication for all your drink needs. Plus, our community is always ready to provide free burritos and tacos for all your gaming fuel needs.

    Don’t let selfish family members ruin your gaming experience – join our server today and game in peace without any drama over drinks! Remember, on our server, everyone gets their fair share of Arizona drinks and no one will be called out for being selfish. Join now and game on without any beverage-related conflicts!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7
    Falling into the Void: 0 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 32
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • FutureFrenzy Minecraft SMP

    FutureFrenzy Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world (or at least the server).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a rare and majestic creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted toilet that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for, you might just end up with a pet creeper).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and unpredictable SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons). Trust us, the future has never looked so exciting!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 10 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Ores Mined: 5437
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 37 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • BlockyBanterCraft

    BlockyBanterCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old tired gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of insanity! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of pigs plotting to take over the world (or at least the server).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land leaving a trail of diamond blocks in his wake. Rumor has it that if you can catch him, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, he’s a crafty one and will do everything in his power to evade capture.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a crown made of emeralds? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Join us today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Mines Excavated: 2703
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • SeriousCraft Minecraft Server

    SeriousCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is, like, totally crazy, man. like, we got explosions and stuff happening all the time. it’s like a war zone up in here. lebanese ministers are like, “whoa, this is some serious escalation, bro.” they’re warning everyone that the next 48 hours are gonna be super dangerous. but like, that just makes it even more exciting, right?

    join our server for non-stop action and chaos. you never know what’s gonna happen next. maybe you’ll get attacked by pagers and devices, or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure. who knows, man. it’s all up in the air.

    so come on, join us for the ride of your life. just remember to watch your back and keep your wits about you. things are about to get wild!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 14 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Alien Abductions: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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