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CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3016
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).

ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade

children, Citrus, COMEBACK, CRUSADE, Disease, Epidemic, food insecurity, France, health, healthcare access, low-income families, malnutrition, Medical Treatment, nutrition, POVERTY, preventive measures, public health, resurgence, scurvy, ScurvyCraft, social inequality, vitamin deficiency, vulnerable populations

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8381
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
New Chunks Explored:	704683	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Ores Mined:	9910
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

come join our minecraft server, where scurvy is making a comeback in france but only affects the poorer children!! why you ask?? because our server is so lit that even the scurvy bacteria wanna join the fun!! build your own scurvy-proof fortress and fight off the evil fruits trying to take over your land!! join now and show those scurvy-infested peasants who’s boss!! let’s make france scurvy-free again, one block at a time!!

Hack Pupils Sleep: Optimize Recall

brain function, brain health, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive performance, contracted-pupil, Hack, INFORMATION, learning and memory, Memory, memory improvement, Mice, neuroscience, Optimize, Pupils, recall, research, Sleep, sleep science, sleep state, Understanding

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3368
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Falling into the Void:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we hack our sleep for better cognitive function like mice but better cuz we’re humans yo. our contracted-pupil sleep state will make you remember stuff like a boss and be smarter than einstein. join us and unlock the secrets of the universe through minecraft. who needs school when you have our server to make you a genius. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the mind-bending world of our server and become the ultimate brainiac.

Java Survival

Address, admins, Cheating, commands, Community, controversial topics, Discord, HACKING, java, land protections, Language, Legitimate, Longevity, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Survival

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3920
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Server Type	Survival
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Overview

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 18?

A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.

Q: Are there regular events or competitions on the server?

A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Mystic Valley Quests 1.20.3

1.20.3, alcohol, Finally, forum moderators, Gaming Community, gaming subculture, guess, hangover, internet culture, internet memes, jannies, late night moderation, Moderation, mystic, online forums, Quests, sobered up, Sobriety, V, Valley, video game addiction, video game jannies, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6745
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34

Hey, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the /v/ jannies had to take a break from their Mountain Dew to check it out!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.

You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Llama Land Adventure

Adventure, internet trolls, Land, Llama, online trolling, trolling, trolling behavior, trolling behavior analysis, trolling boards, trolling community, trolling culture, trolling forums, trolling habits, trolling online, trolling patterns, trolling psychology, trolling strategies, trolling tactics, trolling techniques, trolling trends, trolling websites

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9305
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	180
Dragon Scales Harvested:	426	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where trolling is the name of the game! We got 75 crazy boards for you to explore and get trolled on. Get ready to have your mind blown and your blocky world turned upside down. Join now and let the trolling begin!

6YearOldGrief

6YearOldGrief, Apology, BETRAYAL, breakdown, Communication, complaint, confidentiality, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, family, Hospital, internal investigation, mental health, misunderstanding, relationship, Safety, Support, Trust, written warning

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8688
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Void Gems Collected:	25
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise zero internal investigations or written warnings!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.

BlowjobQueen in Minecraft SMP

BlowjobQueen, blowjobs, Communication, Connection, control, desire, empowerment, Exploration, FANTASY, foreplay, Intimacy, Minecraft, oral sex, Pleasure, satisfaction, Sensuality, smp, stimulation, Technique, Trust, Vulnerability, Women

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	318
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	2289
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	367
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	20

OMG, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! We have like, diamond rainbows and flying pigs and a secret underground club where we all wear pumpkin heads and dance to C418 music. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out enchanted golden apples like candy. And like, all the players are super cool and funny, like this one time we all built a giant statue of Steve riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil creepers. So yeah, if you wanna join a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us on this totally rad SMP!

Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!

BadBlockz_Server

bad thought, BadBlockz_Server, challenging negative thoughts, Cognitive Distortions, coping strategies, emotional intelligence, emotional well being, inner dialogue, mental health, mental resilience, mindfulness, negative emotions, negative self-talk, negative thinking, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-awareness exercises, self-care, self-control, self-doubt

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8835
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to unleash your inner chaos and let your wildest dreams run wild.

Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.

And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!

NaziPurgeCraft

accomplices, collaboration, Dutch citizens, Dutch history, Dutch resistance, european history, Genocide, historical records, Holocaust, Nazi collaborators, Nazi occupation, Nazi regime, Nazi sympathizers, NaziPurgeCraft, Netherlands, perpetrators, Suspected collaborators, War Crimes, war criminals, War tribunals, world war II

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2435
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	6478	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Void Armor Forged:	16	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	5726
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Runes Activated:	0

so, liek, dis server is lit af cuz, like, we got 425,000 suspektd nazi collaborators’ names published, yo. u can join dis server and be part of da epic quest to uncover all da secrets and take down da bad guys. we got crazy adventures, insane battles, and u can even ride on a flying pig while fighting off evil skeletons. come join us and be part of da epic minecraft journey, cuz dis server is da bomb diggity, fo realz.

Bloom SMP

Active Discord, Anti-Griefing, Bloom, Discord, friendly staff team, gameplay-enhancing-plugins, not modded, Regular Events, smp, Website, Welcoming Community

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5840
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Emeralds Found:	4921	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	19

Bloom SMP Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21.4

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions can I join with?	You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.4
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect the community.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.

BBQ Oasis Server 1.21

bbq, culinary culture, customer demand, Dedication, employees, Food Industry, hard work, long hours, meat lovers, Oasis, Popular, prep work, Profitable, Restaurant, Server, Small Business, smoked meats, southern cuisine, texas, unique concept, weekend only, weekends

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8330
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Votes:	5888	Crops Grown:	7919
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a BBQ joint in Texas – only open on weekends but still making mad cash, just like those creepers dropping loot! Join this server for a taste of that sweet, smoky goodness and get ready to feast on some epic builds and crazy adventures. Don’t be a noob, join now and let’s get this party started!

FriendshipStruggles Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, aita, Balancing, Boundaries, canceled plans, Communication, concern, dismissed feelings, Emotional Abuse, emotional needs, friendship, FriendshipStruggles, hurt, ignored, ISOLATION, Meeting, Minecraft, mutual friend, panic attack, Server, Struggling, Support

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	705
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
New Chunks Explored:	24266	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join now for a chance to witness the wildest stories and craziest escapades that will leave you questioning reality.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From friendships falling apart to secret relationships being exposed, we’ve got it all.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to balance supporting your friend in an abusive relationship while also dealing with your own emotional needs. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the one who gets caught up in the chaos?

So come on down to our server and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft experience you’ll ever encounter. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the madness begin!

PissedCraft: AITA? WifeMad

aita, Birthday, Brazil, children, DEBT, defuse situation, Europe, greece, husband, last minute tickets, Maceió, Marriage, medical assistance, Paris, pissed off, PissedCraft, savings, spain, Surprise, travel, Wife, WifeMad

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8274
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	147718
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Towns Built:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Are you tired of dealing with a travel-loving spouse who expects extravagant trips on their birthday every year? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for a while.

On our server, you can build your own virtual vacation paradise without breaking the bank or dealing with any angry spouses. No need to worry about debt, health issues, or expensive plane tickets – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

And hey, if you ever feel like surprising your spouse with a virtual trip, you can always build them a pixelated Eiffel Tower or a blocky Greek island. Who needs real travel when you have the endless possibilities of Minecraft at your fingertips?

So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual travel buddy to explore the pixelated world with. Just don’t forget to pack your diamond pickaxe and enchanted armor – you never know what adventures await in our crazy Minecraft server!

PerspectiveShiftMC SMP

altered perspective, awakening, changed worldview, defining moment, different outlook, epiphany, eye-opening, life altering event, life changing, new outlook, paradigm shift., personal growth, perspective shift, PerspectiveShiftMC, pivotal event, profound impact, Self Discovery, shift in mindset, smp, transformative experience, transformative moment, turning point

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8616
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Void Armor Forged:	14
Love Letters Sent:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I’m on. It’s like, the most lit server ever, I swear. So, like, there was this one time where we all decided to build a giant statue of a potato, right? And then, out of nowhere, a herd of zombie pigs attacked us and we had to defend our precious potato statue with our lives. It was insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. One time, we all got together and decided to have a dance party in the Nether. Yeah, you heard me right, the Nether. We were busting out our best dance moves while dodging fireballs from ghasts. It was wild, man.

And don’t even get me started on the time we all went on a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken. Yeah, you read that right, a diamond chicken. We searched far and wide, battling mobs and solving puzzles, until we finally found it. And let me tell you, that chicken laid the most epic diamond eggs you’ve ever seen.

So, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a total game-changer, bro.

Players:	99/800	Votes:	1673
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6