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Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 785 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 39 | Wilderness Tamed: | 17 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 15 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
and, like, there’s this secret underground lair where you can find, like, diamonds the size of your head. i’m not even kidding, man. like, you can build a whole castle out of those bad boys.
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, man. they tell the best jokes. like, one time, a cow walked into a bar and the bartender was like, “moo-ve over, buddy.” get it? because cows say moo? hahaha, classic.
so, yeah, if you want to have a blast and pee like a fountain, join this server, man. it’s gonna blow your mind.