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| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 4444 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 15 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 29 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally rad, man. like, if you join, you get, like, superpowers or something. like, if you pee while using a bidet, you become a sort of fountain. how crazy is that, right? like, imagine just peeing and then BAM, you’re a fountain.
and, like, there’s this secret underground lair where you can find, like, diamonds the size of your head. i’m not even kidding, man. like, you can build a whole castle out of those bad boys.
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, man. they tell the best jokes. like, one time, a cow walked into a bar and the bartender was like, “moo-ve over, buddy.” get it? because cows say moo? hahaha, classic.
so, yeah, if you want to have a blast and pee like a fountain, join this server, man. it’s gonna blow your mind.
