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Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 7022 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
Votes: | 1261 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 25 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 18 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Towns Built: | 9 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 20 |
and, like, there’s this secret underground lair where you can find, like, diamonds the size of your head. i’m not even kidding, man. like, you can build a whole castle out of those bad boys.
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, man. they tell the best jokes. like, one time, a cow walked into a bar and the bartender was like, “moo-ve over, buddy.” get it? because cows say moo? hahaha, classic.
so, yeah, if you want to have a blast and pee like a fountain, join this server, man. it’s gonna blow your mind.