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Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 9605 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 72 |
and, like, there’s this secret underground lair where you can find, like, diamonds the size of your head. i’m not even kidding, man. like, you can build a whole castle out of those bad boys.
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, man. they tell the best jokes. like, one time, a cow walked into a bar and the bartender was like, “moo-ve over, buddy.” get it? because cows say moo? hahaha, classic.
so, yeah, if you want to have a blast and pee like a fountain, join this server, man. it’s gonna blow your mind.