Biden’s Bombastic Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	360
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Dimension Hops:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Void Armor Forged:	26
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Love Letters Sent:	12

New Minecraft Servers

haha ok so like, on this server, we got this crazy story where Biden is like, “yo, let’s go blow up some Iran nuclear sites if they tryna make a bomb!” like, what even bro? but hey, if you join our server, you can be part of this wild adventure too! imagine being in a Minecraft world where you gotta stop Iran from making a bomb by blowing up their nuclear sites. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form! so come join us and be a hero in this insane quest to save the world from nuclear disaster! oh, and did we mention there’s also free cake for all players? yeah, you heard right. FREE CAKE! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s save the world together, one block at a time! #BidenBlowsUpIran #MinecraftHero #FreeCakeForAll

BirdFluGoneWild

avian influenza, bird flu, bird migration, BirdFluGoneWild, CDC alert, disease outbreak, epidemic alert, flu pandemic, flu season, global health emergency, H5N1 virus, health crisis, human death, Infectious Disease, mortality rate, preventive measures, public health crisis, respiratory illness, US reports, virus transmission, zoonotic disease

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1207
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Love Letters Sent:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	636	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF! LIKE, WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLIN FROM DA SKY AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE TO DESPACITO! ALSO, IF U JOIN, U GET A FREE PET LLAMA THAT CAN DO BACKFLIPS AND SING LIKE BEYONCE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH PIGS THAT WEAR TOP HATS AND MONOCLES! PLUS, OUR MODS ARE ACTUALLY ALIENS FROM OUTER SPACE WHO CAN TURN INTO DINOSAURS ON COMMAND!

SO HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE THE EVIL CHICKENS TAKE OVER AND TURN US ALL INTO FRIED CHICKEN! #YOLO #MINECRAFT4LIFE

Unique Butthole Crime Solver

anatomy, BIZARRE, butthole, crime, criminal, Dna, Evidence, Forensic, Identity, Individuality, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, match, Personal, privacy, Science, SECURITY, SOLVER, Technology, Unique

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	720
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Star Shards Collected:	185	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Runes Activated:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Love Letters Sent:	8

So, like, imagine if your butthole could be the key to solving crimes in Minecraft! Join our server and show off your one-of-a-kind butthole to help catch the bad guys. Who knew pixelated buttholes could be so important, right? Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself has a butthole that glows in the dark – you gotta see it to believe it! So come on over and let your butthole shine bright like a diamond on our server. It’s gonna be a real gas, trust me!

Blocky Baby-Stopper Surge

10. August 2022, 11. ban, 12. overturn, 13. states, 14. surge, 15. age 19-26, 16. healthcare, 17. reproductive rights, 18. family planning, 19. public policy, 2. Roe v Wade, 20. social issues, 3. permanent contraception, 4. young adults, 5. abortion, 6. research, 7. vasectomies, 8. tubal sterilizations, 9. May 2022, BabyStopper, blocky, Surge, US

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9385
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37

so, like, imagine this crazy server where all the players are like, super smart and stuff because they got their tubes tied or snipped! like, they’re all about that permanent contraception life, yo.

join this server if you wanna play with a bunch of players who are totally committed to never having kids. like, they’re so dedicated, they went under the knife to make sure it never happens.

imagine the crazy conversations you’ll have with these players! they’ll be talking about their surgeries like it’s no big deal, just another day in the life of a hardcore Minecraft player.

plus, think of all the crazy builds they’ll come up with! they’ll have all the time in the world to perfect their creations because they won’t be distracted by little ones running around.

so come join this server and see for yourself how awesome it is to play with a bunch of players who are all about that permanent contraception life! it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

Welcome to the player server Anarxit Minecraft server

Adventure, Anarxit, BUILD, Community, Creative, Explore, Friends, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, player server, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival, virtual world

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	101
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	609370	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

The owner of the “Welcome to the Anarxit player server” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

HukuCraft.aternos.me:37496

NEXUS

18+ only, Adventurer, Builder, Community Focused, Discord, Fabric 1.21.4, HermitCraft Inspired, Interview Required, java edition, Legit Minecraft, Live Server Map, Mic required, minecraft home, Nexus, proximity chat, quality of life mods, redstone engineer, smp, vanilla minecraft

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8495
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

NEXUS SMP Overview

What Makes NEXUS SMP Special?
🛠️ Hermitcraft-Inspired Gameplay

✨ Fresh, New Server with Endless Possibilities

Server Features:
🏗️ Vanilla Minecraft with Quality-of-Life Mods
🎙️ Proximity Chat for Immersive Communication
🗺️ Live Server Map

Requirements:
🎤 Mic Required (Proximity chat)
🔞 18+ Only
✅ Legit Minecraft (Java Edition, Fabric 1.21.4)

Ready to Join? An interview is required to ensure a good fit. Communication is key!

🔗 Join our Discord to apply and be part of NEXUS SMP! https://discord.gg/gp2Vghfawf

Don’t miss the launch on January 11—apply now and make NEXUS your new Minecraft home!

FAQ

Q: How can I join NEXUS SMP?	A: Join our Discord and apply for an interview to join the server.
Q: What version of Minecraft is required?	A: You will need Java Edition, Fabric 1.21.4 to join NEXUS SMP.
Q: Is there an age requirement?	A: Yes, the server is for players aged 18 and above.
Q: Can I use voice chat on the server?	A: Yes, a mic is required for proximity chat communication.

Robo Lounge 1.21.3

1.21.3, Dominant, Domination, Erotic, Facesitting, FANTASY, fembots, fetish, free, kink, Lounge, Nice, paid to sit, Pleasure, Robo, Roleplay, seductive, Services, sit on face, Sitting, sought after, submissive, submissive services

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7870
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Yo, bros, ever thought about fembots and their facesitting skills? Like, they don’t even know how much we crave that service, man. And guess what? On this Minecraft server, you can experience the ultimate facesitting extravaganza! Join now for a chance to sit on virtual faces and get paid for it. Or hey, do it for free just to spread some love and joy in the Minecraft world. It’s a wild ride, my dudes. Join us and let’s make facesitting great again!

DreamWoke Minecraft Server

818, Bryan Cranston, business ethics, Casamigos, Cincoro, cultural appropriation, Dos Hombres, DreamWoke, fair trade, george clooney, Guerrero, imperialist vibes, import fees, indigenous communities, Kendall Jenner, mezcal production, michael jordan, Minecraft, OAXACA, Server, shitting on dreams, Teremana, the rock, Woke

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9100
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to navigate through treacherous lands, just like navigating through a business deal gone wrong.

Immerse yourself in a world where you can build your own empire, just like these opportunists trying to profit off of indigenous communities. Will you be the hero who stands up for justice, or the villain who exploits for personal gain? The choice is yours!

With unique challenges and unexpected twists at every turn, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world as crazy as this dinner conversation. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

PissyClosetRageCraft

Alcoholics, alcoholism, bathroom, Bed.., BF, Drunk, emotional outburst, family history, Friends, HIGH, Kids, losing it, love, Marriage, new years, Party, pissed in closet, PissyClosetRageCraft, relationships, unstable relationship, verbal abuse

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1026
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Votes:	8903
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time Steve got super drunk and high at our New Year’s party.

Picture this: it’s 8AM and Steve is still going strong, drinking with his friend like there’s no tomorrow. When he finally decides to call it a night, he ends up peeing inside his closet instead of the bathroom. Classic Steve move, am I right?

But wait, it gets better. When confronted about his drunken shenanigans, Steve denies everything and blames it on his high state of mind. Talk about passing the buck! And when things escalate, he pulls the ultimate card and breaks up with his partner because they dared to call him out on his BS.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, from anger to guilt to pure disbelief. Who needs reality TV when you have Steve and his wild antics? So come on in and experience the chaos for yourself – just make sure to pee in the right place!

Blockheads R Us

anti-intellectualism, attention span, Blockheads, cognitive decline, critical thinking, cultural decline, dumbing down, education, information overload, intellectual laziness, intelligence, knowledge decay, lack of curiosity, Media influence, Misinformation, social media, societal trends, societal values, society, Technology

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1046
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Holy Grails Found:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	194	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22

Are you tired of living in a world where people can’t even spell “potato” correctly? Do you find yourself face-palming at the sheer stupidity of humanity on a daily basis? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and experience a world where intelligence reigns supreme! Our players are so smart, they’ve actually figured out how to build functioning time machines using nothing but redstone and a few sticks of dynamite. Want to debate the finer points of quantum physics while battling a horde of creepers? You can do that here!

But that’s not all – we also offer classes in advanced astrophysics, medieval history, and underwater basket weaving. Our players have even discovered a secret portal to a parallel universe where everyone communicates solely through interpretive dance. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server!

So if you’re tired of feeling like the smartest person in the room (because let’s face it, you probably are), come join us on our Minecraft server and bask in the glow of intellectual superiority. Who knows, you might even learn something new – like how to calculate the square root of a potato.

Hotdog Ban Server

authoritarian rule, Ban, Censorship, culinary restrictions, Dictatorship, food restrictions, government control, hotdog, hotdogs, human rights violations, Kim dynasty, Kim Jong-un, Kim Jong-un policies, Kim Jong-un regime, North Korea, North Korean cuisine, oppressive regime, political control, Propaganda, restricted diets, Server, Treason

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2740
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Votes:	8249	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

so, liek, u kno how Kim Jong-un be trippin’ in North Korea, rite? well, get this, he straight up banned hotdogs for his peeps! like, u can’t even cook a hotdog without gettin’ in trouble. it’s like, a legit act of treason or sumthin’. but, guess what? on our minecraft server, u can eat all the hotdogs u want! no Kim Jong-un tellin’ u what to do here, just good times and hotdogs for all! join now and stick it to the man, one hotdog at a time!

Death Day Party

acceptance, acceptance of fate, anniversary, Awareness, contemplation, Cycle, Day, death, destiny, Existence, fate, inevitability, Legacy, Life, long tail: passing of time, mortality, mortality awareness, Party, passing, realization, Reflection, reflection on life and death, Remembrance, Time

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5860
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	1189
Towns Built:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

join our epic minecraft server and experience the thrill of celebrating your own death anniversary every year without even realizing it!

we have a special plugin that randomly selects a day each year where your character dies in-game and you have to throw a virtual party to commemorate the occasion.

imagine the chaos as players scramble to gather supplies and build elaborate monuments in honor of their fallen avatars.

plus, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with zombie pigmen wearing party hats – because why not?

so come join us and embrace the madness on our server where death is just another reason to throw a wild celebration!

Pixel Park Playgrounds

children, community program, efforts, environmental factors, green space, health, Kids, Neighborhoods, outdoor activities, park, PIXEL, playgrounds, policy interventions, public health, Reduce, screen time, study, Technology, unequal access, University of Michigan, Urban planning, weakened, wellbeing

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2524
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our EPIC Minecraft server, where the grass is greener and the screen time is leaner! We got so much green space, you’ll think you’re in a virtual jungle!

Our community program is off the chain, helping you reduce that pesky screen time so you can spend more time building epic structures and slaying zombies. But watch out, cuz in neighborhoods without green space, the screen time monsters are lurking around every pixelated corner!

So come on down to our server and let’s get wild in the wilderness of Minecraft! Who needs real green space when you got our virtual paradise? Join now and start your pixelated adventure today!

New SMP Launch Whitelist

100 players, Active, Civilization, Community, Discord, Events, fresh start, Fun, Gaming, invite, java, Join, Launch, multiplayer, Players, Season, Server, Simulate, smp, Social, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5355
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Ores Mined:	628
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mines Excavated:	1081
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	GreatUncle’s Server
Events	100 player Civilization events and more
Community	Friendly and active community
Players	Over 10 players consistently daily
Platform	Java

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Add greatuncleessa on discord and ask for an invite.

Q: What events do you host on the server?

A: We host events like 100 player Civilization simulations and more.

Q: How many players are usually online?

A: We have over 10 players consistently playing daily.

Q: Is there a new season starting soon?

A: Yes, we recently launched a new season so everyone is starting fresh.

Lumber Crafters 1.21.2

1.21.2, action, Adventure, attack on titan, berserk, Blood, chainsaw man, ChainsAws, Crafters, dark fantasy, Demon Slayer, Demons, Denji, devil hunters, Gore, Horror, Lumber, Makima, manga series, shonen jump, Supernatural, violence, War Manga

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2165
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Dimension Hops:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a war manga come to life! Picture this: you’re battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles, just like in your favorite manga series.

But wait, there’s more! You can build your own fortress and defend it against enemy raids, just like a badass warrior.

And get this – there are special events where you can team up with your friends to take down powerful bosses and claim epic loot. It’s like living out your wildest manga fantasies in blocky form.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate warrior in this insane Minecraft server!

MediCraft Server: AITA for blocking a friend with health issues?

active online, aita, antibiotics, anxious avoidant problem, Blocking, Communication, er, Excuses, facebook, Friend, Gaslighting, health, Hospital, ignoring, INFECTIONS, Issues, medical issues, MediCraft, mentally bad spot, Mother, overwhelmed, resting, Server, Space, stressful, Support, Updates

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9804
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	New Chunks Explored:	316022
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4539	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Secret Passages Found:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Are you tired of friends who don’t understand when you’re going through a tough time? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from drama queens like Barb (18f).

Join our server and leave all your real-life problems behind! No more guilt trips for not responding to messages while you’re busy fighting off creepers and zombies.

We understand that sometimes you just need to focus on yourself, whether it’s battling infections or building the coolest virtual castle. And hey, if your mom wants to join too, she’s more than welcome – we love a supportive gaming family!

So come on over to our server where the only drama is deciding which block to use next. And remember, in Minecraft, you’re the hero of your own story – no best friend required!