BidenCraftUltimatum | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4991
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Towns Built:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

New Minecraft Servers

So, like, this server is totally off the chain, man. Like, imagine this: you log in and suddenly you’re in a world where Netanyahu is giving ultimatums left and right, like “Talk to Biden or else!” And then Gallant is all like “Nah man, I need Cabinet approval first.” It’s like a political drama but in Minecraft form, dude.

But wait, there’s more! You can join in on the fun and be part of the crazy negotiations between world leaders. Will you be the peacemaker or the troublemaker? The choice is yours, my friend.

Plus, there are epic quests and challenges that will make your head spin. Like, one time I had to fight a dragon while balancing a stack of pancakes on my head. It was wild, man.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh till your sides hurt, then this is the place for you. Come join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic happen, baby!

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5930
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2379
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	26

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8921
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5942
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4766
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Buildings Constructed:	25	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Potions Brewed:	81

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5538
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
New Chunks Explored:	136766	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6570
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8308
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2429
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Dimension Hops:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4492
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Votes:	6049	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Farms Harvested:	955	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8724
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Mines Excavated:	2980
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Alien Abductions:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	12

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9363
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Magic Items Found:	3092
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.

🕰️🌐 [1.5.2] RuLamp || Retro Minecraft server 🌐🕰️ Minecraft server

1.5.2, anniversary, bugs, Cheating, Cities, Civilization, Content Creation, Countries, Discord, Donations, dynamic map, Fair Play, grif, Minecraft, nostalgic, old school, private access, Retro, RuLamp, Server, Settlements, Survival, white list

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5653
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Ores Mined:	5472	Holy Grails Found:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2786

[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.

Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.

Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:

• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.

• Grif is also prohibited on the server.

• There is a dynamic map on the server.

• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.

• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server

• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.

• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.

• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year 😀

↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑

95.216.62.177:25582

Attack On Titan [MODDED] [ROLEPLAY]

actions, Attack, Branches, Dawn of Humanity, Discord, Impact, invite, Join, Lore, Military Police, Minecraft, Missions, Modded, opportunities, Playstyle, progress, responsibilities, Roleplay, Server, Stationary Guard, Survey Corps, TITAN

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6439
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	9

Dawn of Humanity Server Overview

Welcome Message	Welcome to Dawn of Humanity, an Attack on Titan server where you can roleplay with other people.
Branches	Survey Corps, Military Police, Stationary Guard
Progression	Participate in missions to impact the lore of the server
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join a branch?	Upon joining the server, you will be sorted into one of the four main branches based on your preferences and playstyle.
What do each branch do?	The Survey Corps focuses on exploring and battling titans, the Military Police maintain order within the walls, and the Stationary Guard protect the citizens.
How can I participate in missions?	Keep an eye on announcements in the server and be ready to join missions when they are organized by the admins.
Can I impact the lore of the server?	Absolutely! Your actions during missions and interactions with other players can directly impact the ongoing lore of the server.

SonicCraft – Speedy Adventures 1.20.5

1.20.5, Adventures, dc comics, IDW, pixel world, Sonic booru, Sonic Christmas, Sonic collaboration, Sonic Comic, Sonic cytube, sonic game, Sonic General, sonic mod, Sonic News, Sonic OC, Sonic Pastebin, sonic racing, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, sonic the hedgehog 3, Sonic Trailer, soniccraft, Speedy

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4290
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Hey, you! Yeah, you! Do you love Sonic the Hedgehog? Do you wanna chat about all things Sonic with fellow fans? Join our Minecraft server for some epic Sonic discussions! We’ve got everything from Sonic Racing teasers to DC Comics collaborations. Plus, we’ve got a booru for all your Sonic OC needs! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s go fast together!