come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls taller than trump’s combover to protect against those sneaky iranian creepers! the biden administration is so shook they’re teaming up with israel to help us defend our pixelated paradise. join now for a chance to fight off evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword and maybe even catch a glimpse of joe biden himself riding a pig into battle. don’t miss out on the most epic minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 92/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
Alien Abductions: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Haunted Chests Opened: 7
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 19

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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