BF’s Back-Handed Banter LOL

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a fun and chaotic experience that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Ever wanted to witness a virtual party where the expecting mother is chugging beers like there’s no tomorrow? Well, look no further, because on our server, anything is possible! Watch as the drama unfolds and the bants get out of control.

Join us for a night of laughs and questionable decisions, just like the time when the baby daddy joked about fetal alcohol syndrome making him smart. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

So, if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some common sense), then come join us for a wild ride. Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft… unless you decide to share it on Reddit for some sweet, sweet karma.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Void Gems Collected:	38	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Divine Spears Created:	28

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

RocketRumbleMC

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Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got crazier explosions than Hezbollah firing 100 rockets at the north! But don’t worry, no one’s gonna get hurt, except maybe for that one time a teen got killed in a crash during a siren… but that’s just part of the fun, right?

Join our server for the wildest adventures and the most insane battles you’ve ever seen! We’ve got dragons flying around, creepers exploding left and right, and villagers trading the most ridiculous items you can imagine. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never wanna leave!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the chaos begin! Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Minecraft warrior and conquer all the lands with your epic skills. Let’s do this!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Gods Slained:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Zombie Dances:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

RevelationMC

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Faction, Factions, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skygrid, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A chill, laid-back SMP with Creative as well. We try to emulate the original golden days of Minecraft, while constantly evolving! Additionally, we do frequent giveaways and events if you join our Discord and verify yourself!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Crops Grown:	2750

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Differentiators SMP

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‼️If you are looking for a semi-vanila experience with teams, building, and consentual pvp, look no further! Hello, and Welcome to the Differentiators SMP. We are a very new server, looking for players preferably 13+. We are looking for players that are willing to be at least semi-active, and are looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure with proximity chat, and an active playerbase. In addition to this, we will be hosting on a very powerful host for minimum lag. Join The discord server to get more details, and the server ip! We’re looking forward to seeing you!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Zombie Dances:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dimension Hops:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Daddy’s Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, come join us on Someone’s Daughter server, where the mobs are as fierce as a mother protecting her child!

Our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to explode! We have epic boss battles where you have to defeat a giant baby zombie riding a chicken. And don’t even get me started on our custom dungeons – one of them is literally a giant playpen filled with baby zombies armed with rattles!

But the real reason you should join Someone’s Daughter server is for the community. We have the friendliest players who will help you out in a pinch, whether you’re being chased by a horde of baby zombies or just need someone to share your cake with.

So come on down to Someone’s Daughter server, where the adventures are as crazy as a toddler on a sugar rush!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Thick Women Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have thick women roaming around ready to spice up your gameplay! Imagine mining for resources and suddenly a curvy creeper comes up to you and gives you a wink before exploding – talk about a blast! Join now for a wild and wacky adventure filled with thick women, crazy shenanigans, and of course, plenty of blocky fun!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Divine Spears Created:	13
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

NormBeGone Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old social norms getting in the way of your Minecraft fun? Well, look no further than our wacky SMP server! Join us and say goodbye to the social norm of wearing pants while playing Minecraft – because who needs pants when you’re building epic structures and battling creepers?

But that’s not all! On our server, we also believe in abolishing the social norm of saying “GG” after a game. Instead, we encourage players to shout “Banana Hammock!” to celebrate their victories. Trust us, it’s way more fun.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community that embraces the absurd and throws social norms out the window? Come join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughs, and maybe even a few exploding pigs. You won’t regret it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Falling into the Void:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	249

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CraftyFamilySecret

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where all the family secrets are revealed! Join us and uncover the scandalous tales of your fellow players’ families – from long-lost cousins to secret treasure stashes buried in the backyard. Who knows, you might even discover that you’re actually royalty or descended from a line of famous Minecraft builders! So come on over and join the fun – because on our server, the family drama never ends!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ores Mined:	2704
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

KishidaCraft Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where Japanese PM Kishida and Zelensky are gonna have a showdown in the virtual world! watch as they battle it out in pixelated glory, with explosions and flying pigs everywhere! who will come out on top? join now to witness the epicness unfold! also, we have free diamond armor for all new players because why not? let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

MainlandMischiefCraft

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LOL this server is like Taiwan trying to plug border holes after 2 landings by mainland Chinese men in small boats, except instead of border holes we got FUN HOLES and instead of Chinese men we got MINECRAFT MEN in small boats! Join this server for a wild ride full of adventure and craziness. Build your own boat and sail the high seas, just watch out for any sneaky mainland Chinese players trying to invade your land! Come join us for a server experience like no other, where anything can happen and the only limit is your imagination!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Endless Night Skies:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Revelation MC

Creative, Cross-Play, Survival, Survival Creative PVP Skyblock Minigames Economy Vanilla Faction Roleplay RPG Towny Pixelmon HCF KitPVP Prison Hardcore Modded Skywars Bedwars Parkour

Tired of annoying Minecraft players bothering you? Want a chill, laid-back environment with frequent events? Want a way to relax, do your own thing, and have fun playing Minecraft for once? Join RevelationMC, and get the old Minecraft feeling back. It’s time to start your Minecraft phase again.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	177
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

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The owner of the server «BESTIXSURVIVINGBUYERSHOP» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Portugal’s Youthless Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on servers filled with young whippersnappers who have no idea how to build a proper dirt hut? Well, look no further because on our server, there are no young people in Portugal anymore! That’s right, they’ve all been transported to another dimension where they can’t bother us with their noobish ways.

Join us for a wild adventure where the only rule is to have fun and build to your heart’s content. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs young people in Portugal when you can have a server full of craziness and laughter? See you there!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

The Verdict on Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky time like no other!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. They were greeted by a group of villagers who challenged them to a dance-off for the ultimate prize: a diamond pickaxe that could mine through bedrock!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out with golden carrots as their weapons. The winner gets a crown made of enchanted golden apples and bragging rights for eternity!

So, what’s the /vt/erdict? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a one-of-a-kind experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

TalentCrush Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only talent you need is mining and crafting? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the cool kids with the most attractive talents!

Join us if you have the amazing talent of taming creepers and making them your loyal pets. Imagine riding into battle on a giant exploding green monster, now that’s talent!

Or maybe you have the unique ability to communicate with Endermen and convince them to do your bidding. Need a new house built? Just ask your Enderman buddy to teleport some blocks for you!

And let’s not forget about the players who can summon lightning storms at will. Need to clear out a pesky mob farm? Just zap it with some lightning and watch the chaos unfold.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where the talents are as wild and wacky as the players themselves, join us now and show off your most attractive talent!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CraftyQuestionsMC

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind!

Join us for the most epic adventure of your life, where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking potato named Spudrick.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the land of unicorns and rainbows.

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you can join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.