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Welcome to Minecraft SMP: Blocky Banter

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because Cretaceous Place is here to shake things up!

Join us on this wild ride through time as we transport you back to the Cretaceous period. That’s right, you’ll be building and surviving among dinosaurs! Don’t worry, they’re friendly…mostly.

But that’s not all! We have custom plugins that allow you to ride on the back of a T-Rex, tame a pterodactyl to fly around the map, and even battle it out in epic dino battles.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our monthly events. Last month, we had a meteor shower that rained down rare ores and materials. Who knows what crazy event we’ll come up with next!

So what are you waiting for? Join Cretaceous Place today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for those sneaky velociraptors…they’re always up to no good.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

RIP Minecraft Server Prodigy

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Join our Minecraft server and you’ll feel like a true legend too! Our production skills are so top-notch, even the Beatles would be jealous. We promise you’ll be rocking out to creeper explosions and zombie groans in no time. Who needs a yellow submarine when you can sail the high seas of our server with your trusty pickaxe and diamond armor? Come join us and let’s make some legendary memories together!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

SecretlyCrafted Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have perfected “The LOL System,” a piece of technology that can analyze the most hilarious memories contained within your brain! Join us as we dive into the wacky world of Minecraft with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

In our server, you can join Section Nine, our special police unit dedicated to investigating baffling or high-profile crimes in the Minecraft world. Use “The LOL System” to uncover the most ridiculous moments from your gameplay and share them with your fellow players.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this highly regarded – and greatly feared – Minecraft SMP. Join us now for a laugh-out-loud experience like no other!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Legacy Crystal PvP server Minecraft

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Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Void Gems Collected:	17
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Unironically… Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further, because our server is here to shake things up and make your gaming experience unforgettable!

Join our server if you want to be part of a community where the only life philosophy is to have a laugh and not take things too seriously. We’ve got players who will challenge you to build the craziest structures, embark on epic quests, and maybe even engage in some friendly trolling.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Some say it’s just a myth, but those who have seen it swear it’s real and will stop at nothing to find it.

So, if you’re ready to join a Minecraft server that will have you questioning your sanity and laughing until your sides hurt, then come on over and join us. Who knows what adventures and shenanigans await you on our server? Just remember, in this world, the only life philosophy is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Happy Craft Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of mining and crafting alone in the dark, with only the sound of creepy cave noises to keep you company? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee happiness! How, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and immediately found themselves surrounded by a herd of friendly llamas wearing top hats and monocles. These dapper llamas led the player on a wild adventure through fields of rainbow sheep and forests made entirely of candy canes. Along the way, they encountered a talking chicken who taught them how to fly using nothing but a feather and a dream.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig so rare and precious that its farts smell like freshly baked cookies. And if you’re lucky enough to find the Diamond Pig, it will grant you three wishes, no questions asked.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world of pure happiness and ridiculousness like never before! Who needs boring old reality when you can have llamas in top hats and flying chickens? Happiness awaits you, my friend.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Oopsie Daisy Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything goes smoothly? Well, look no further because on our server, everything that can go wrong, will go wrong!

Join us for a wild ride as we unleash chaos upon the Minecraft world. Creepers that explode into rainbow confetti, chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance parties.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has taken up knitting as a hobby and will challenge players to a knitting contest instead of a battle.

So if you’re looking for a server where the unexpected is the norm and where you never know what crazy adventure awaits you around the corner, then come join us! Just be prepared for things to go horribly wrong in the most hilarious way possible.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Grandparents’ Minecraft SMP Living

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Are you tired of living with your boring grandparents or dreading the day your parents move in with you? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft SMP, we have created a virtual retirement home for all the elderly players out there!

Join our server and watch as your grandparents build epic structures, fight off creepers, and maybe even start their own virtual knitting club. And for those worried about their parents moving in, fear not! We have a virtual daycare where they can spend their days mining for diamonds and taming wolves.

So why wait? Join now and give your elderly family members a new lease on life in our wacky Minecraft retirement community!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Game Critique Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join us for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser beams shooting out of their eyes. Want to build a giant toilet-shaped house? Go for it! We encourage creativity in all its wacky forms.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond-encrusted bacon somewhere in the world.

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and crazy Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this madcap world we’ve created.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

> a Year Later Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and most chaotic place you’ll ever find in Minecraft!

Join us for epic adventures, insane pranks, and a community that never sleeps (literally, we have players from all time zones)! We’ve got players who have been collaborating for over a year and still haven’t run out of ideas – that’s dedication, folks.

Forget about myth and council, they couldn’t handle our level of craziness. We’ve got secret underground bases, giant chicken statues, and a rivalry between two players that started over a potato (true story).

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most hilarious and unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the madness!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Blocky Politics Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of living in a world where you don’t know any Trump supporters? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a whole community of them! Join us and experience the thrill of building walls, making deals, and tweeting up a storm in our virtual world. Who knows, you might even get a chance to build a golden tower in honor of your favorite president! So come on, join us and make Minecraft great again!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Custom Characters Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with the same old characters? Well, look no further because on our server, we have custom characters that will blow your mind! From a giant flying taco to a ninja unicorn, the possibilities are endless!

”’Explore our insane world!”’

Join our Minecraft SMP and explore our insane world filled with floating islands, talking animals, and secret underground lairs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a group of dancing zombies. Will you be brave enough to find it?

”’Join for the epic events!”’

Every week, we host epic events that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. From parkour races on top of a volcano to PvP battles in a giant maze, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, the winner of each event gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples! Who wouldn’t want that?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

What is the IP for LDShadowLady Minecraft Server?

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LDShadowLady, also known as Lizzie, is a popular British YouTuber known for her gaming content, primarily focusing on Minecraft. With over 6 million subscribers on her channel, LDShadowLady is known for her quirky and entertaining commentary, as well as her unique and creative approach to gaming. She is also a member of the gaming group The Pixel Pact. Off camera, LDShadowLady is an animal lover and frequently showcases her pets on her social media platforms.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ⚔️ VANIILA 89MINE ⚔️ Minecraft server

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The owner of the server “VANIILA 89MINE” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Limbus Company General Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server, which shall remain nameless for legal reasons, is filled with wacky adventures and outrageous stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Join us as we embark on quests to find the Mirror of the Wuthering, ride the Refraction Railway Line 4 while wearing fancy masquerade masks, and face off against the mysterious Priest of La Manchaland and his trusty sidekick Gregor. Who knows what kind of shenanigans we’ll get into next?

But that’s not all – we have upcoming extractions that will blow your mind, including a hunt for the elusive FangHunt Office Fixer Hong Lu. And let’s not forget about our target extraction missions, where you’ll have to use your wits and E.G.O skills to come out on top.

So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we’re directly tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina. Expect spoilers galore, but also expect a whole lot of fun.

Download our game on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam, and get ready to dive into a world of madness and mayhem. Follow us on Twitter, YouTube, and our official site for more outrageous updates.

Don’t miss out on the chaos – join our Minecraft server today and become part of the most ridiculous gaming community out there!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4