Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about real life responsibilities – including getting laid. Who needs sex when you can spend hours building epic structures, battling mobs, and trolling your friends?

Our server is like a virtual wonderland where anything is possible. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Why not? Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with llamas? Absolutely!

But be warned, once you join our server, you may never want to leave. We’ve had players who have forgotten to eat, sleep, and even go to the bathroom because they were so engrossed in the game. Who needs basic bodily functions when you have virtual adventures to embark on?

So come join us and experience the ultimate thrill ride of Minecraft SMP. Who needs sex when you have blocks to break and creepers to avoid? Let the addiction begin!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players: 101/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
Elemental Crystals Collected: 36 Curse of Binding Applied: 5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • GeniusCraft Minecraft Server

    GeniusCraft Minecraft Server
    Do you want to join a Minecraft server where the players are so smart, they’ve figured out how to build a working time machine using only redstone and slime blocks? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with true geniuses who will blow your mind with their insane creations.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a secret underground laboratory where players are conducting experiments to create mutant chickens that lay golden eggs. And that’s just the beginning of the wacky adventures you’ll have on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of players who have built a fully functional roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a secret society of players who have discovered a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying carpets.

    So if you’re ready to experience the ultimate in Minecraft madness, come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown by the true genius of our players. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 12
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Look at my cute owl wife go! Minecraft SMP

    Look at my cute owl wife go! Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the mobs are friendly and the diamonds are plentiful! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic quests, hilarious mishaps, and maybe even a little bit of romance with our resident owl wife.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our owl wife is not just any ordinary owl. She’s a master builder who can create the most jaw-dropping structures with just a flap of her wings. Plus, she’s a total fashionista with a wardrobe that would make even the most stylish Enderman jealous.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken jousting match, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden nuggets.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of owl romance. Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep – they tend to get a little too excited around TNT.

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Endless Night Skies: 3

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • ʙɪᴏʜᴀᴏs Minecraft server

    ʙɪᴏʜᴀᴏs Minecraft server

    ✔️Minecraft server ☣️ʙɪᴏʜᴀᴏs☣️

    ? The world, once filled with hope, has become dark. A biological threat called “BIOHAOS” has flooded cities and villages, causing mass panic and paralyzing all living things. People died in agony, and those who could fled from the megacities, where agony reigned all around. ❗️

    ? At this moment it becomes clear that in a new world where trust is crumbling, it is humanity that becomes the key to survival. Outside the spawn, darkness reigned, complete chaos.❗️

    ? Now you are in the world of ʙɪᴏʜᴀᴏs☣️, where people are forced to live underground, trying to protect their bases and resources from constant threats. Each shelter is guarded, and its supplies are protected by privates?. But life in underground tunnels is full of challenges, and the chances of survival are rapidly decreasing. ❗️

    ? Meteorites containing precious resources periodically fall from the sky. These celestial stones attract the attention of everyone from hermits to clans seeking to capture them to ensure their existence. Be prepared: the struggle for these resources is intensifying every day?️, and only those who can survive will have a chance to live in this cruel and uncertain world.?️

    ☣️Get ready for an exciting fight for survival!☣️

    ? ip: 217.106.107.192:27656 ?

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 73107 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server

    The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where the pigs fly, literally! That’s right, our pigs have wings and they’ll take you on epic adventures through the skies.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn some sick moves while you’re at it.

    And if you’re feeling brave, venture into the Nether where you’ll find a group of zombie pigmen who have formed a boy band. They may be undead, but they sure know how to drop a sick beat.

    So why wait? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 20

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • The Mocking Minecraft SMP – Rightoids vs Leftards

    The Mocking Minecraft SMP – Rightoids vs Leftards
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft SMP where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon! Join us if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between the Rightoids and Leftards as they battle it out over who can release the most DEI flops. But wait, there’s more! Our server’s magnum opus is currently stuck on Greenlight because Tyrone and AI decided to take a poop break. Will they ever finish it? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find this level of chaos anywhere else. So come on, don’t be a newfag and miss out on all the insanity!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • ”> Yo Jew Minecraft Server”

    ”> Yo Jew Minecraft Server”
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice with others? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where anything goes!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your blocky friends. And if that’s not enough, we also have a giant roller coaster that will send you flying through the air at breakneck speeds.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a petting zoo filled with creepers, zombies, and skeletons that you can tame and ride around like your own personal army of undead pets. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even challenge the server owner to a duel in the arena of doom.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft server today and let the madness begin!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Glorious Feasts Held: 9
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Robbed Politicians Minecraft SMP

    Robbed Politicians Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, even politicians are getting robbed! That’s right, we’ve got a whole gang of bandit villagers running around stealing from the mayor and causing chaos in the town square.

    But that’s not all – we’ve also got a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising?

    And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we’ve got a group of rogue chickens who have learned how to wield swords and are terrorizing the countryside. It’s up to you to defeat them and restore peace to the land.

    So come join our server and experience a whole new level of craziness and chaos. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Legendary Titles Earned: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Simp City Minecraft Server

    Simp City Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace chaos and craziness! Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players who simp for anti-White racists (yes, you read that right). Our server is so wild that even League players wouldn’t last a minute in our crazy world. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 24
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Potions Brewed: 106

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • /Minecraft SMP/ – Mining Madness

    /Minecraft SMP/ – Mining Madness
    Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride like no other! We’ve got 6v6 playtests that will make you question your sanity, just like trying to play Overwatch on a potato computer. And guess what? We’ve got a collab with My Hero Academia, because why not mix superheroes with blocky graphics?

    Our latest patch notes are more confusing than trying to explain the plot of Season 13 “Spellbinder” to your grandma. But don’t worry, we’ve got comics, short stories, and music to distract you from the chaos.

    In our upcoming season, we’re reworking maps like Havana, Circuit Royale, and Numbani, because who needs consistency anyway? And get ready for new tank characters and Venture skins that will make you question your fashion sense.

    So come join our Minecraft SMP for a rollercoaster of events and updates that will leave you scratching your head and wondering why you ever logged on in the first place. Trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Why is this always the case? Minecraft Server

    Why is this always the case? Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-loving pig king who rules over a kingdom of flying llamas. But be warned, the sword can only be obtained by completing a series of wacky challenges, such as riding a chicken through a maze of exploding sheep.

    If you’re feeling brave, you can also venture into the Nether, where you’ll encounter a gang of mischievous zombie villagers who have formed a boy band and are determined to serenade you with their off-key singing until you give them all your diamonds.

    And don’t forget about our custom-built mini-games, like llama racing and chicken jousting, where you can compete against other players for the chance to win rare loot and bragging rights.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Falling into the Void: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Alien Abductions: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Saging This Board Minecraft SMP

    Saging This Board Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of parkour and will challenge you to epic races through the Nether.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who have formed their own mafia and will steal your precious loot if you’re not careful. Don’t worry though, you can join forces with the llama mafia and become a master thief yourself!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

    So come join us on our wild and wacky SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas). Trust us, you won’t regret saging this board!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 7 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • LughtTime is the best anarchy! Minecraft server

    LughtTime is the best anarchy! Minecraft server
    The owner of the “LughtTime best anarchy” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Femanons Would You Date A Guy Like This Minecraft SMP

    Femanons Would You Date A Guy Like This Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We have a resident Ender Dragon who doubles as a matchmaker, setting up femanons with the most eligible blocky bachelors in the land. From diamond armor fashion shows to creeper speed dating, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and find your pixelated prince charming today!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Ugly Nigga’s Minecraft Server

    Ugly Nigga’s Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being a beautiful Minecraft player surrounded by all those stunning avatars? Well, come join our server where being ugly is celebrated! We embrace all the ugly niggas out there and give them a place to shine. Our server is filled with wonky looking characters, bizarre builds, and a community that values uniqueness over perfection. So if you’re ready to stand out in a sea of pretty faces, come join us and let your ugliness shine!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 9 Void Armor Forged: 28

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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