Best Drumpf Minecraft Server

satire, united states, election, humor, Absurdity

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Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that make you yawn louder than a sleepy llama? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, cows dance the cha-cha, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of singing villagers and a pet wolf that can recite Shakespeare. Need resources? No problem! Our mines are filled with diamonds the size of your head and trees that grow pizza slices instead of leaves.

But wait, there’s more! Our PvP battles are so intense, even the Ender Dragon watches in awe. And don’t even get us started on our custom mini-games, like “TNT Tag” where the floor is literally lava.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server this side of the Nether? Come on in and let the fun begin! And remember, if you don’t join, you’re missing out on the party of a lifetime. #SorryNotSorry #BestServerEver #DrumpfWho?

PixelPulseCraft – Where AI rules the blocks

digital control, online behavior, information filtering, ai, blocks

come join our epic minecraft server where the AI-powered algorithms are so advanced, they can predict what block you’re gonna break next! it’s like playing with a psychic computer buddy by your side. plus, the AI has a secret crush on you and will leave you love notes in the form of diamond blocks scattered around the map. it’s a match made in pixelated heaven!

our server is so lit that even the creepers have learned to breakdance instead of blowing up. they’ll drop sick beats and invite you to join their dance crew. who knew exploding green monsters could have such killer moves?

oh, and did we mention that our server is actually a portal to an alternate dimension where pigs rule the land and chickens have built a utopian society? it’s a wacky world out there, and you won’t want to miss out on all the crazy adventures waiting for you.

so come on down to our server and let the AI-powered madness take over your minecraft experience. who knows, you might even become best friends with a block of dirt!

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CoreMC

Griefing, Lag Machines, stealing, Xray, Ryzen 5 3550H
CoreMC Server Overview

Key Features Purely vanilla server

Server Version 1.18

Server Address play.core-mc.net

Server Location Eastern United States

Rules
Interested? Join the Discord to apply.

About the Server

The server has a Ryzen 5 3550H and 32GB of RAM. It may not be very active, but it is always online.

FAQ

Can I use mods on the server?

Client-side mods like auto clickers, schematic mods, and shaders are allowed. However, hacking mods like xray or flyhacks are not allowed. Always check with the server owner before using a mod.

Is the server world regularly reset?

The server world was generated with the release of 1.18 and will not be reset.

Are there any restrictions on building?

You are encouraged to build creatively, but avoid causing excessive lag with your constructions. Remember that this server runs on stock vanilla .jar.

How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

If you witness a player breaking the server rules, you can report them to the server owner via Discord or in-game messaging.
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Mystic Family Quest 1.21.4

family structure, family unity, Family Support, family patterns, family traditions

Lol, who needs normal when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the most insane and hilarious gameplay ever!

Join us if you want to build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks and ride around on pigs wearing sunglasses.

Forget about normal families, on our server, you can have a pet creeper that acts like a dog and blows up on command.

We’ve got custom mods that will make your head spin faster than a baby zombie on speed.

So, if you’re tired of boring old regular servers, come join us and experience a whole new level of crazy fun!

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BlockyLoveNest

income stream, stay at home mom, covid, marital disagreement, marital money

Are you tired of living in your MIL’s house and dealing with her constant nagging? Do you dream of escaping to a world where you can build your own paradise without any in-laws in sight? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for the ultimate escape!

On our server, you can build your dream house without any financial constraints. No need to worry about million-dollar price tags or pre-marital assets drama here! Just let your creativity run wild and create the perfect home for you and your family.

And if things get tough in your virtual marriage, don’t worry – we won’t judge if you decide to leave and start fresh on your own. After all, it’s just a game, right? So why not join us and build a new life full of adventure, fun, and maybe even a few pixelated divorces along the way. Let’s craft your way to a brighter future – one block at a time!

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AussieEats Minecraft SMP

Fairy bread, smp, Minecraft, Wattleseed, barramundi

Oi mate, let me tell ya about this sick Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a bloomin’ Outback Steakhouse of servers, full of kangaroos and Vegemite sandwiches. You gotta join because we have a secret underground bunker filled with koalas who know how to mine diamonds. And don’t even get me started on the shrimp on the barbie PvP tournaments we have every weekend. It’s a fair dinkum good time, so grab your boomerang and come join us, ya bloody legend!

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